Re-cast a movie from 30 or more years ago as “woke”

Dirty Dancing with Neil Patrick Harris & Gaboray Sidobay

Pretty Woman but with a trans woman of color and, at the end, she gives a long speech about how she doesn't need no rich, cis white man to save her.

How about, FUCK OFF AND DIE, NAZI SCUM OP?

Yay!

Gone with the Wind -- Laverne Cox is Scarlett, Pete Davison is Ashley, John Cho is Rhett Butler, Mindy Kalig as Melonie Hamilton Wilkes and Olivia de Havilland as Aunt PittyPat.

And if resurrection allowed, Divine as Mammy -- If not, then James Corden.

Wow, your petrification strata are showing, you pathetic fossil.

Now's our chance. MAME!!

Hugh Jackman as Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside. Christine Baranski or Bebe Neuwirth as Vera Charles Amanda Seyfried as Agnes Gooch Jeremy Irvine as Older Patrick

and

Laura Benanti as Mame Dennis

The Women. Everybody is now black and trans. And retitled, The "Women".

Little Women. Everyone is now played by Laverne Cox.

"Guys and Dolls". Everyone in it is non binary and non gender specific. Nobody knows who is what or what the fuck is going on. It's now retitled "Theys and Thems".

If "Gone With the Wind" is remade, Aunt PittyPat and all slaves must be played by whites. Only whites may appear foolish and/or oppressed in our "woke" world.

I love you R11

This thread is already lame.

Nexttttttttttttt!!!!!!

I love you too (R13)

Then leave and create a new and better one, R14. Some of us need a distraction from Coronavirus

"9 to 5"

Three harried career gals, portrayed by Alok Vaid Menon, Jacob Tobia, and Meredith Talusan, are fed up with their evil TERF boss, Mr. Reality (Graham Linehan), but the rent's gotta be paid, so they soldier on. When one of them "accidentally" substitutes estrogen pills for sugar in Mr. Reality's coffee-- every day for a year-- this comedy becomes a wacky roller coaster ride chock full o' mistaken identities! By the time these captivating coworkers have finished "educating" him, Mr. Reality just ain't the man he used to be, and he walks toward the camera chanting, "Hearts... not... parts...", a frozen smile on his face.

[quote]Breakfast Club—five high school teens—a trans boy, a trans girl, a homosexual African American, a non-binary Asian, and a straight white boy do Saturday detention together.

OP's cast only works if:

white boy: loser (only if he's smoking hot, well-built, and handsome)

Homosexual African American: prom queen

Trans girl: the jock

Trans boy: nerd

Non binary asian: delinquent

I just realized that 30 years ago was 1990. I was trying to think of movies that were around the Breakfast At Tiffany’s era. Lol.

How about...

The Evil Dead except people are infected with COVID-19 and humanity is on the brink of collapse. Man’s salvation turns out to be toilet paper and hand sanitizer. Directed by Ang Lee.

R1 I would watch that lol

R19 who would play Ash?