Overdue? I’d say Yes.
So now what. Is there an initiation? Do I get some Tupperware or something?
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Overdue? I’d say Yes.
So now what. Is there an initiation? Do I get some Tupperware or something?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 30, 2020 5:48 PM |
You can expect your electronic key to the virtual executive club lounge to arrive by email within one business day.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 29, 2020 7:25 PM |
You get this.
Fuck off you stupid cunt. Learn to create a thread!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 29, 2020 7:26 PM |
You can now block threads and you get unlimited ffs.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 29, 2020 7:26 PM |
You get 25% off your next appletini at the DL Cocktail Lounge.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 29, 2020 7:27 PM |
From the size of whatever those martyrs in the picture above have under their caftans, OP?
I’d say you’re screwed.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 29, 2020 7:27 PM |
Five exclamation points, r1?
Learn to punctuate.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 29, 2020 7:29 PM |
You get grease fire starter kits, a pencil for dialing rotary telephones, a framed photo of Colton Haynes (or Timothee Chalumet), and an embossed recipe card for nutloaf.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 29, 2020 7:33 PM |
R2, OP, R2!!!!!
Learn to count.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 29, 2020 7:33 PM |
With every $20 or more Datalounge purchase, this beautiful, twelve piece Estée Lauder gift set is yours. Make sure to stop by the Estée Lauder counter on the main floor or the convenient 6th floor outpost. Thank you for shopping at Datalounge, before we go out of business. Have a beautiful day.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 29, 2020 7:34 PM |
Oh no! Oh no! Sorry, r1, maybe. Apparently I have you blocked.
Bite me, r2.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 29, 2020 7:37 PM |
Love r1.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 29, 2020 7:38 PM |
[quote] Learn to count.
Learn to cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 29, 2020 7:39 PM |
I would like to know more about the Queen Helene face masque.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 29, 2020 7:40 PM |
None of my post are saved. Maybe I am too mean?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 29, 2020 7:42 PM |
OP, do you have an opinion on Cash Bars at Weddings?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 29, 2020 7:44 PM |
A mini gargoyle statuette, suitable for roof installation.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 29, 2020 7:45 PM |
R12 OP appears to know how to cunt very well - she learned that before she got here.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 29, 2020 7:47 PM |
Your strainer is in the mail and should arrive shortly . . .
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 29, 2020 7:48 PM |
Is there virtual toilet paper in the virtual executive washroom? I might swipe some.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 29, 2020 8:00 PM |
I’ve been here for a few years now on a free ride.
Just lately, I’ve been thinking about what’s important to me as my income dwindles and, yeah, it’s DL. I’m here everyday and I seem to need you bitches. So I’m all in, it feels good.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 29, 2020 8:10 PM |
We have virtual bidets, r19. One fat ass fits all. Happy sluicing.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 29, 2020 8:16 PM |
Appropriately enough, OP’s picture is of The Three MARYS!!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 29, 2020 8:19 PM |
I’ve been here since the beginning and just paid. I participated quite a bit in that Dialing the Phone with a Pencil thread
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 29, 2020 8:21 PM |
Ahh, you picked up on that, r22? That was fast.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 29, 2020 8:24 PM |
[quote]Do I get some Tupperware or something?
What you don’t get is an invitation to join Manvox.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 29, 2020 8:24 PM |
You get to pound Joel bareback
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 29, 2020 8:26 PM |
OP, when you get the invite make sure you upgrade to DL Gold. All the extra features just can't be beat.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 29, 2020 8:27 PM |
Is there a Christmas Club?
If there’s a Christmas Club I might consider.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 29, 2020 8:32 PM |
You should be receiving your swipe card for the VIP room any day now.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 29, 2020 8:33 PM |
Is there a coat check, r29? Let’s have some dignity.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 29, 2020 8:35 PM |
Members post 24/7, and free dry cleaning.
We should have a Mental Health section here, I’d like to discuss my obsession with my therapist, who must be obsessed with me.
Clearly he’s crazy.
Or correct because I’m just that charming.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 29, 2020 11:28 PM |
[quote] We should have a Mental Health section here
We should have Politics, Lesbian, Soaps, Flames & Feaks, Health and Prancing Pony sections, among others.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 29, 2020 11:31 PM |
OK, I cleaned it up a bit, here's the VIP room.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 29, 2020 11:35 PM |
R33, why is there a picture of Ronan Farrow's father in it?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 29, 2020 11:38 PM |
R34, because the Boss of this Family hung that picture there.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 29, 2020 11:43 PM |
Initiation? Close your eyes. Stand tall. Wide stance.
KICK TO THE CUNTBONE.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 29, 2020 11:53 PM |
r29 and r33 must have limited memberships.
This is the club platinum members frequent.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 29, 2020 11:54 PM |
With membership you get cat clean-up.
No more litter snozz for you.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 30, 2020 12:54 AM |
R33, you can’t just push your mess to the side.
You have nacreous layers of perma-cum.
You have it on the ceilings, you have it all over the walls.
I propose you be kicked out or enshrined right here, because, uck, you’re disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 30, 2020 1:26 AM |
When your slippers stick to the floor you know you’re home.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 30, 2020 10:55 AM |
I feel kind of great now. Like I’m standing straight up, hands on hips, jaw forward. This world is mine.
Am I mentally ill? I must be mentally ill.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 30, 2020 11:00 AM |
Based on the OP pic,
The Mary on the left seems to be doing something nefarious to Middle Mary.
Right-hand Mary sees it, but says nothing. Right-hand Mary wants the next spot, if that bitch Mary-on-the-Left will ever share.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 30, 2020 5:48 PM |
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