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Dead broke until Tuesday

Zero dollars and cents until my last paycheck hits Tuesday. This is hitting hard. And nothing left in fridge or cupboards. Anyone have $30 Venmo?

by Anonymousreply 127March 30, 2020 10:24 PM

Dangerous asking that question here, because you know what the responses will be...

Present hole, OP!

Are you hung??

Which teen male celebrity do you most resemble?

by Anonymousreply 1March 29, 2020 2:57 PM

Contact your local food bank and Salvation Army.

by Anonymousreply 2March 29, 2020 3:00 PM

Hole: we’d have to FaceTime or something

Hung: normal to a little more than normal. Nice girth and nice head. Cut. Sort of a textbook penis.

Actor: sort of that Mikes Heizer dude

by Anonymousreply 3March 29, 2020 3:01 PM

^ miles

by Anonymousreply 4March 29, 2020 3:02 PM

Getting ready for a lot more of the above. Every resource is going to get slammed as more and more people become desperate.

by Anonymousreply 5March 29, 2020 3:06 PM

You didn't even post your venmo username OP, how do you expect some anonymous stranger to help you even if they were so inclined?

by Anonymousreply 6March 29, 2020 3:07 PM

If you're being honest, then I'm sorry, OP - wish I could help. I don't know how to contact you but as R2 said there surely are local resources?

by Anonymousreply 7March 29, 2020 3:08 PM

No local food pantry? That's what it's for.

by Anonymousreply 8March 29, 2020 3:09 PM

Yum, OP. I’ll be happy to help.

by Anonymousreply 9March 29, 2020 3:10 PM

I would post my Venmo username but don’t want to get in trouble

by Anonymousreply 10March 29, 2020 3:12 PM

Let's all put in our VENMO user names and see if we get random cash.

by Anonymousreply 11March 29, 2020 3:12 PM

^OP above

by Anonymousreply 12March 29, 2020 3:12 PM

You sound cute, OP. Get on Grindr and start looking for a gen guy. You’ll make rent in no time.

by Anonymousreply 13March 29, 2020 3:14 PM

R7 and r8. Local food pantry here in nyc is closed today. Also, yesterday there were a lot of senior citizens in line and I thought they needed it more than I do.

by Anonymousreply 14March 29, 2020 3:14 PM

But in the meantime, post nudes here.

by Anonymousreply 15March 29, 2020 3:14 PM

Are you nice, OP? or do you do bitchy queen shit, sneer at elders on the street, etc.?

by Anonymousreply 16March 29, 2020 3:15 PM

I’m nice. The mean, snarky thing gets old after awhile. Granted, I laugh my ass of at some of the snark here. But not out in real life.

by Anonymousreply 17March 29, 2020 3:17 PM

Best bet would prob be to take requests and post faceless nudes, along with your Venmo (ideally one that’s not your name) in this thread. That way people have proof that you are the hottie you claim to be, and we lonely fatties can jack off to a real person.

by Anonymousreply 18March 29, 2020 3:20 PM

OnlyFans

by Anonymousreply 19March 29, 2020 3:20 PM

Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been that hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? Can you give us a straight answer? At least be honest for once in your life and tell us why you were so inconsiderate?

by Anonymousreply 20March 29, 2020 3:27 PM

I wish there were some kind of gofundme function here on DL. There are so many times I have wanted to help out someone here when I could. Oh well, I did learn today from the Dorothy Parker thread that she co wrote the original A Star is Born screenplay. Never knew that

by Anonymousreply 21March 29, 2020 3:28 PM

Hope someone sends you funds, r19.

by Anonymousreply 22March 29, 2020 3:28 PM

I haven't thought this through, clearly - but I don't know a safe way to get your contact info without exposing you to the crazies? I wonder if you filled out the form at the link below, you could verify it's you?

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by Anonymousreply 23March 29, 2020 3:29 PM

R20. Lol. I have missed the vitriolic “would it have killed you” posts. They seem to have died off in last month.

by Anonymousreply 24March 29, 2020 3:29 PM

OP seems sweet and hot. She’s doomed!

by Anonymousreply 25March 29, 2020 3:30 PM

This is why we are all supposed to have AT LEAST 2 months of worth of savings saved up. OP - I'm sorry you are learning this lesson the hard way.

by Anonymousreply 26March 29, 2020 3:33 PM

Ween there done vhat.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 29, 2020 3:34 PM

R23. I will do that. I don’t know where it posts to.

by Anonymousreply 28March 29, 2020 3:37 PM

R23. I can post to that but how would someone receive it?

by Anonymousreply 29March 29, 2020 3:39 PM

Don't you have a friend or neighbor who could give you some noodles, soup, eggs or borrow you some money?

Also if you're really desperate for some help, you could set up a fake email and people can contact you there for your venmo username.

Someone on another thread donated 500 bucks for someone in need. I personally wouldn't donate money here on DL since you never know if people are sincere or just grifters trying to take advantage of the current situation. I choose to help my local community instead.

by Anonymousreply 30March 29, 2020 3:40 PM

R30. Hmmm. Good thinking on fake email.

by Anonymousreply 31March 29, 2020 3:43 PM

R14 Lie There were no "senior citizens" on the streets of NYC yesterday. And you thought they needed it more than you? So the food bank only had enuf for everyone but you? Scammer.

by Anonymousreply 32March 29, 2020 3:45 PM

We may all be in this situation one day - who knows

by Anonymousreply 33March 29, 2020 3:47 PM

R32. No. I’m not a scammer. There were about a dozen people outside food bank. Almost all men. I think many were homeless and 50 plus yrs old. It didn’t feel right

by Anonymousreply 34March 29, 2020 3:49 PM

I set up a new email.

by Anonymousreply 35March 29, 2020 3:49 PM

Target is hiring dear and so are many other grocery stores.

by Anonymousreply 36March 29, 2020 3:54 PM

Still no pole or hole?

by Anonymousreply 37March 29, 2020 3:56 PM

OP what city are you in or close to?

by Anonymousreply 38March 29, 2020 3:56 PM

Losing interest rapidly

by Anonymousreply 39March 29, 2020 3:57 PM

I’m in nyc. Near Union Square. I would be so obliged if someone were ok to send $30. I have never done this before and certainly not on this lovable viper pit. But I did not know where else to go. My friends are in the same boat — I wait tables and work off Broadway. To say this is humbling is an understatement

by Anonymousreply 40March 29, 2020 4:00 PM

I have two Indian friends near you that could use some head. Are you up for it?

by Anonymousreply 41March 29, 2020 4:01 PM

Hmmm r41. Not quite there yet.

by Anonymousreply 42March 29, 2020 4:02 PM

[quote] They seem to have died off in last month.

Please! Watch your metaphors.

by Anonymousreply 43March 29, 2020 4:03 PM

^ although I love Indian food. Chicken khorma. So good

by Anonymousreply 44March 29, 2020 4:04 PM

Chaturbate and Pr0nhub can be your source of income right now, OP. Just present dong and hole. I prefer unshaved pubes though if you must know.

by Anonymousreply 45March 29, 2020 4:06 PM

I wish I had something more to offer. Happy to open my doors for a free place to stay in nyc when this is over. Right off Union Square.

by Anonymousreply 46March 29, 2020 4:07 PM

I’ll send you $30.

by Anonymousreply 47March 29, 2020 4:08 PM

Everyone is terrified of revealing their identity here, I get it, but it is an interesting change from other online communities where people are happy to link to their instagram or what not.

by Anonymousreply 48March 29, 2020 4:10 PM

Wouldn't it be wise to post this new email you just set up, OP, if you so desperately need money? Why do we have to remind you of basic stuff? No wonder people lose interest.

Also, I would like to remind everyone here that suggesting prostitution and online sex work to someone in need in this current situation is just downright evil and nasty. What kind of person does that? You should all remember that this could happen to anyone here soon so have some fucking compassion and stop being a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 49March 29, 2020 4:11 PM

R47. Seriously ??? I would be so grateful. And I mean it about the place to stay in nyc. When things are ok. I set up an email specifically for this

by Anonymousreply 50March 29, 2020 4:12 PM

I just set up this email (a tip of the hat to DL):

JamesDataLounge@gmail.com

by Anonymousreply 51March 29, 2020 4:13 PM

^ OP above

by Anonymousreply 52March 29, 2020 4:16 PM

You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 53March 29, 2020 4:17 PM

R23 !!!! Wait good soul!!! That is an email so I can privately give you my PayPal or my Venmo. Your choice. I will check it now

by Anonymousreply 54March 29, 2020 4:18 PM

Let us know if it works out, OP.

by Anonymousreply 55March 29, 2020 4:21 PM

OP -- serious -- don't turn to whoring, and don't let your friends turn to whoring either. This crisis will bring out all the monsters and if something goes sideways or you end up with a violent loon, getting help will be impossible. Help each other, ignore the siren call of the sugar daddy, some are fine, but too many are assuredly NOT.

by Anonymousreply 56March 29, 2020 4:23 PM

R47. Just emailed you back. Amazing. I swear, my eyes are watering up here. Three kind acts in return. This place truly does have a heart. (Too Sally Fields of me?)

by Anonymousreply 57March 29, 2020 4:30 PM

I remember in high school there were times I went to bed hungry. It never occurred to me I could use DL as a source of income and not just as a place to bitch and rant

Datalounge ! Why did you let my 16 year old self down???

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by Anonymousreply 58March 29, 2020 4:30 PM

I disagree with R56. I have hired several guys over the past few days. Happy to suck them off and help them out in their time of need. Why not get an early stimulus boost from a generous fella?

by Anonymousreply 59March 29, 2020 4:31 PM

The point r59 is that for every 20 daddies like you, there's one with a secret HIV infection and a gun under the pillow that isn't for intruders.

by Anonymousreply 60March 29, 2020 4:33 PM

You're nasty piece of shit r59 who takes advantage of people in need. If you actually wanted to help, give them the money for free or donate to a local food bank.

by Anonymousreply 61March 29, 2020 4:34 PM

Yeah it has to be said, even the "good" daddies are pretty much scum.

by Anonymousreply 62March 29, 2020 4:36 PM

[quote] This place truly does have a heart.

Well we do help each others out in times of need - If you had a pay pal account I would send some money to you as well.

by Anonymousreply 63March 29, 2020 4:36 PM

Unfortunately, OP has asked me to send the money to a third person. He says it’s his next door neighbor’s account because OP doesn’t use Venmo. What do you guys think?

by Anonymousreply 64March 29, 2020 4:39 PM

R64 - if the OP has access to the internet and and can pay for his DL subscription with a credit card (by starting a thread) - he has the knowledge and resources to open up a Pay Pal account - one of the safest ways to send money

by Anonymousreply 65March 29, 2020 4:42 PM

R47. OP here. I have never done Paypal or Venmo. My neighbor is a good guy. He said I could use his and he would give me the money. God. I know this sounds scammy. But it is not. On that email, R47, I wrote that we could talk on phone if you’d prefer.

Desperation is making me unorganized. I am sorry

by Anonymousreply 66March 29, 2020 4:42 PM

^Scammer. Forget about it. He was obviously lying.

OP, could also be a prince in Nigeria.

So sorry he was trying to scam you. You're a good person, r47. That's the reason I dont donate anything here.

by Anonymousreply 67March 29, 2020 4:42 PM

Listen up OP. There is no shame in showing hole and pole.

Let us see those sweet buns of yours and German sausage. DL can be a very generous place...

by Anonymousreply 68March 29, 2020 4:43 PM

R 65. I don’t have a DL account. For some reason I am able to start threads here

by Anonymousreply 69March 29, 2020 4:43 PM

[quote] On that email, [R47], I wrote that we could talk on phone if you’d prefer.

Actually, you didn’t.

by Anonymousreply 70March 29, 2020 4:45 PM

[Quote] I have never done Paypal or Venmo. My neighbor is a good guy. He said I could use his and he would give me the money.

If your neighbor let's you use his venmo, he could also give you some food or borrow you money till your next pay check. You're a fraud.

Kindly fuck off now.

by Anonymousreply 71March 29, 2020 4:46 PM

[quote] He said I could use his and he would give me the money.

The only he could get the money is if he transfers the money to his bank account, then goes to an ATM to withdraw and then give it to you

by Anonymousreply 72March 29, 2020 4:47 PM

R47 = naive

Gurl, what the hell are you doing giving money away to an anonymous stranger ? At least the other guy asking for money put a GoFundME account.

by Anonymousreply 73March 29, 2020 4:48 PM

R47. On the email 18 minutes ago I wrote “if you prefer to talk on phone”....

Anyway, I am sorry my tech stupidity screwed things up.

I do appreciate that you were willing to help. Sorry I screwed things up

by Anonymousreply 74March 29, 2020 4:48 PM

Muriel can see your address OP, and you’re not anywhere near NYC

Red tag coming up soon

by Anonymousreply 75March 29, 2020 4:51 PM

I don’t know what to say. I’m here in nyc. Looking out the window. Grey and misty rain.

by Anonymousreply 76March 29, 2020 4:54 PM

I once gave a guy on Chaturbate $50 (via Venmo, not with tokens) because he said his car had been broken into. He was nice to me (online and texting) for a week or so then just ghosted me. I didn't ask him for anything, but I certainly wouldn't do anything nice for him again.

by Anonymousreply 77March 29, 2020 4:56 PM

I'm confused. What is the barrier to you opening up your own Venmo and/or PayPal account, OP? It isn't like you have to pay for them.

by Anonymousreply 78March 29, 2020 4:57 PM

It's going to be interesting -- so many will be embarking on a little foray into the unhealthy shadowlands of paid "relationships". Wonder how many will actually work out well for both parties, my guess, not many. The daddies will be the ones to get fucked over worse, in the end, though.

by Anonymousreply 79March 29, 2020 4:58 PM

Third party ALWAYS equals scam.

by Anonymousreply 80March 29, 2020 4:59 PM

I guess I could. I have just never had either before. I fear I have thrown any Hope here out the window with my technical stupidity. Apologies all. You still have a great heart DL, and thanks for even considering it.

by Anonymousreply 81March 29, 2020 4:59 PM

R47 here. I’m not naive. As long as there are no red flags, I’m prepared to take the risk that a person asking for money is sincere. In this case, there was a red flag.

by Anonymousreply 82March 29, 2020 5:03 PM

Not sure if this helps in any way, but I don't have a paid dl account and can start news threads...

by Anonymousreply 83March 29, 2020 5:05 PM

R47. If I set up my own PayPal or Venmo account and send that to you over that email, would you still consider it?

by Anonymousreply 84March 29, 2020 5:06 PM

OP do this - set up a Go Fund Me Page - then come back here and create a brand new thread to beg for money - that would give you more credibilityt

by Anonymousreply 85March 29, 2020 5:08 PM

R85 scratch that - because it would take too long for you to get money from Go Fund Me - even Pay Pal, to set up a brand new PayPal would take too long to get you the money (transfer time is 5 to 7 days)

Honestly the only thing you could do is beg your neighbor to borrow money. Because you have no credibility right now.

by Anonymousreply 86March 29, 2020 5:10 PM

*new threads

by Anonymousreply 87March 29, 2020 5:10 PM

OP—send me a link to a social media account

by Anonymousreply 88March 29, 2020 5:24 PM

People think Datalounge is a genie in a bottle or an Ouija board. You type things and love, luck and money are possible!

by Anonymousreply 89March 29, 2020 5:26 PM

You wouldn't happen to be an Irish Traveller now, would you?

by Anonymousreply 90March 29, 2020 5:28 PM

I was playing along here until the OP said "third party"... wtf.

by Anonymousreply 91March 29, 2020 5:32 PM

Don't you have apple pay or one of the other ones on your phone OP?

by Anonymousreply 92March 29, 2020 5:33 PM

[quote]R41 I have two Indian friends near you that could use some head. Are you up for it?

[quote]r42 Hmmm. Not quite there yet.

g-damn racist!

by Anonymousreply 93March 29, 2020 5:38 PM

[crickets]

by Anonymousreply 94March 29, 2020 5:43 PM

OP - I know this won't help immediately but it seems like so many people might be hiring. Amazon, Walmart for example. Also, I would believe grocery stores and restaurants that aren't closed could use runners for deliveries. Good luck. The universe will provide.

by Anonymousreply 95March 29, 2020 5:48 PM

Cam4

by Anonymousreply 96March 29, 2020 5:49 PM

We should all be advocating to relax the prostitution whore laws right now. So many (especially the young and unskilled) will be scrambling for jobs.

It would be unfair to deny them.

But there should be a cap, so they do not get addicted to the easy lifestyle. Like, if it was under $40, there’s no prosecution.

by Anonymousreply 97March 29, 2020 6:01 PM

It’s good to see such civic-mindedness, r97.

by Anonymousreply 98March 29, 2020 6:06 PM

[quote]borrow you some money?

[quote] or borrow you money till your next pay check.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 99March 29, 2020 6:10 PM

how many bridges have you burned, OP, that nobody you know can even feed you?

by Anonymousreply 100March 29, 2020 6:33 PM

Prostitutes will have to submit proof of their negative Covid-19 tests.

by Anonymousreply 101March 29, 2020 6:35 PM

^^ new Shania Twain song

by Anonymousreply 102March 29, 2020 6:35 PM

Sorry, above in response to

[quoute] how many bridges have you burned, OP / that nobody you know can even feed you?

by Anonymousreply 103March 29, 2020 6:36 PM

[crickets]

by Anonymousreply 104March 29, 2020 6:37 PM

SOMEONE STOP ME FROM POSTING ! !

by Anonymousreply 105March 29, 2020 6:37 PM

R1 well of course, presenting hole should always be at the top of your list, when it comes to being an entrepreneur. A nice new fresh hole is always welcomed with open arms and major wood.

by Anonymousreply 106March 29, 2020 6:46 PM

OP The lord helps those that help themselves , see the link

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by Anonymousreply 107March 29, 2020 8:45 PM

[crickets]

I’m beginning to think he’s not going to do it.

by Anonymousreply 108March 29, 2020 8:49 PM

[quote] Unfortunately, OP has asked me to send the money to a third person. He says it’s his next door neighbor’s account because OP doesn’t use Venmo.

Oh Puhhleaaase OP bitch ask the neighbor for some fucking food instead and quit the fucking scheming already.

Asshole

by Anonymousreply 109March 29, 2020 8:51 PM

I'll give it a shot...

DialZforZero

by Anonymousreply 110March 29, 2020 11:17 PM

How did so many people end-up with nothing in one week? Why don't they have credit cards for emergencies? How are people thisclose to homeless after missing one check?

by Anonymousreply 111March 30, 2020 2:21 AM

^Unlucky at bingo, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 112March 30, 2020 5:26 AM

Do people not have credit cards? I am by no means wealthy, but this would never happen to me because everything is paid with credit cards and has been since I was like 20. And yes, I pay it off every month, with the exception of a rough period 4 years ago when I did briefly go into debt (but subsequently paid it off because the interest is insane.)

by Anonymousreply 113March 30, 2020 5:39 AM

best dl thread ive stumbled in

by Anonymousreply 114March 30, 2020 6:02 AM

JFC, OP, Tuesday is not that far away. Borrow a dollar from somebody and buy some ramen noodles. Or spend Monday fasting and meditating on how to run a better con.

by Anonymousreply 115March 30, 2020 6:40 AM

i love how quickly this thread moved from genuine offers of support to exposing the op as a grifter. best thread ever!

by Anonymousreply 116March 30, 2020 6:42 AM

R41 Dot or feather? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 117March 30, 2020 6:44 AM

r111 At least he still has nature's credit card.

by Anonymousreply 118March 30, 2020 12:56 PM

Seriously don't understand how many Americans live paycheck to paycheck r111 with no safety net? Tons, and tons, of people in our country live in the exact same situation as OP is in. Man you are out of touch.

The better off ones never turned to credit cardsbecause when you are that financially fragile you are never going to be able to pay it off every month. Many are in a situation where they had a credit card but now it is maxed out.

by Anonymousreply 119March 30, 2020 1:13 PM

r119,if they do not know,they soon will. this virus turned everything upside down like a war.

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by Anonymousreply 120March 30, 2020 2:22 PM

Most people have money problems because they don't know how to prioritize their needs vs. wants. No one really NEEDS to eat out, get coffee at Starbucks, buy designer goods, drive an expensive car, smoke, get a tattoo, etc. etc.

by Anonymousreply 121March 30, 2020 2:32 PM

This a service economy and without people buying what we do not need, we will see how far this will reach into the economy.

by Anonymousreply 122March 30, 2020 2:35 PM

Trump always says the economy will bounce right back after this is over. But how many people still can afford $5 Starbucks coffee, new iPhones and eating out with maxed out credit cards, rent arrears etc.

by Anonymousreply 123March 30, 2020 3:12 PM

retail already tanked before this mess, there will be no bounce back. MAGA

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by Anonymousreply 124March 30, 2020 4:37 PM

It’s already Monday, what the fuck are you cry’n 😭 about?

by Anonymousreply 125March 30, 2020 4:51 PM

Was OP really a grifter or just trolling?

by Anonymousreply 126March 30, 2020 5:28 PM

R96 You should run for city council.

by Anonymousreply 127March 30, 2020 10:24 PM
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