Zero dollars and cents until my last paycheck hits Tuesday. This is hitting hard. And nothing left in fridge or cupboards. Anyone have $30 Venmo?
Dead broke until Tuesday
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 30, 2020 10:24 PM |
Dangerous asking that question here, because you know what the responses will be...
Present hole, OP!
Are you hung??
Which teen male celebrity do you most resemble?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 29, 2020 2:57 PM |
Contact your local food bank and Salvation Army.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 29, 2020 3:00 PM |
Hole: we’d have to FaceTime or something
Hung: normal to a little more than normal. Nice girth and nice head. Cut. Sort of a textbook penis.
Actor: sort of that Mikes Heizer dude
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 29, 2020 3:01 PM |
^ miles
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 29, 2020 3:02 PM |
Getting ready for a lot more of the above. Every resource is going to get slammed as more and more people become desperate.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 29, 2020 3:06 PM |
You didn't even post your venmo username OP, how do you expect some anonymous stranger to help you even if they were so inclined?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 29, 2020 3:07 PM |
If you're being honest, then I'm sorry, OP - wish I could help. I don't know how to contact you but as R2 said there surely are local resources?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 29, 2020 3:08 PM |
No local food pantry? That's what it's for.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 29, 2020 3:09 PM |
Yum, OP. I’ll be happy to help.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 29, 2020 3:10 PM |
I would post my Venmo username but don’t want to get in trouble
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 29, 2020 3:12 PM |
Let's all put in our VENMO user names and see if we get random cash.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 29, 2020 3:12 PM |
^OP above
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 29, 2020 3:12 PM |
You sound cute, OP. Get on Grindr and start looking for a gen guy. You’ll make rent in no time.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 29, 2020 3:14 PM |
R7 and r8. Local food pantry here in nyc is closed today. Also, yesterday there were a lot of senior citizens in line and I thought they needed it more than I do.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 29, 2020 3:14 PM |
But in the meantime, post nudes here.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 29, 2020 3:14 PM |
Are you nice, OP? or do you do bitchy queen shit, sneer at elders on the street, etc.?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 29, 2020 3:15 PM |
I’m nice. The mean, snarky thing gets old after awhile. Granted, I laugh my ass of at some of the snark here. But not out in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 29, 2020 3:17 PM |
Best bet would prob be to take requests and post faceless nudes, along with your Venmo (ideally one that’s not your name) in this thread. That way people have proof that you are the hottie you claim to be, and we lonely fatties can jack off to a real person.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 29, 2020 3:20 PM |
OnlyFans
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 29, 2020 3:20 PM |
Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been that hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? Can you give us a straight answer? At least be honest for once in your life and tell us why you were so inconsiderate?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 29, 2020 3:27 PM |
I wish there were some kind of gofundme function here on DL. There are so many times I have wanted to help out someone here when I could. Oh well, I did learn today from the Dorothy Parker thread that she co wrote the original A Star is Born screenplay. Never knew that
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 29, 2020 3:28 PM |
Hope someone sends you funds, r19.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 29, 2020 3:28 PM |
I haven't thought this through, clearly - but I don't know a safe way to get your contact info without exposing you to the crazies? I wonder if you filled out the form at the link below, you could verify it's you?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 29, 2020 3:29 PM |
R20. Lol. I have missed the vitriolic “would it have killed you” posts. They seem to have died off in last month.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 29, 2020 3:29 PM |
OP seems sweet and hot. She’s doomed!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 29, 2020 3:30 PM |
This is why we are all supposed to have AT LEAST 2 months of worth of savings saved up. OP - I'm sorry you are learning this lesson the hard way.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 29, 2020 3:33 PM |
R23. I will do that. I don’t know where it posts to.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 29, 2020 3:37 PM |
R23. I can post to that but how would someone receive it?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 29, 2020 3:39 PM |
Don't you have a friend or neighbor who could give you some noodles, soup, eggs or borrow you some money?
Also if you're really desperate for some help, you could set up a fake email and people can contact you there for your venmo username.
Someone on another thread donated 500 bucks for someone in need. I personally wouldn't donate money here on DL since you never know if people are sincere or just grifters trying to take advantage of the current situation. I choose to help my local community instead.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 29, 2020 3:40 PM |
R30. Hmmm. Good thinking on fake email.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 29, 2020 3:43 PM |
R14 Lie There were no "senior citizens" on the streets of NYC yesterday. And you thought they needed it more than you? So the food bank only had enuf for everyone but you? Scammer.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 29, 2020 3:45 PM |
We may all be in this situation one day - who knows
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 29, 2020 3:47 PM |
R32. No. I’m not a scammer. There were about a dozen people outside food bank. Almost all men. I think many were homeless and 50 plus yrs old. It didn’t feel right
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 29, 2020 3:49 PM |
I set up a new email.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 29, 2020 3:49 PM |
Target is hiring dear and so are many other grocery stores.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 29, 2020 3:54 PM |
Still no pole or hole?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 29, 2020 3:56 PM |
OP what city are you in or close to?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 29, 2020 3:56 PM |
Losing interest rapidly
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 29, 2020 3:57 PM |
I’m in nyc. Near Union Square. I would be so obliged if someone were ok to send $30. I have never done this before and certainly not on this lovable viper pit. But I did not know where else to go. My friends are in the same boat — I wait tables and work off Broadway. To say this is humbling is an understatement
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 29, 2020 4:00 PM |
I have two Indian friends near you that could use some head. Are you up for it?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 29, 2020 4:01 PM |
Hmmm r41. Not quite there yet.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 29, 2020 4:02 PM |
[quote] They seem to have died off in last month.
Please! Watch your metaphors.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 29, 2020 4:03 PM |
^ although I love Indian food. Chicken khorma. So good
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 29, 2020 4:04 PM |
Chaturbate and Pr0nhub can be your source of income right now, OP. Just present dong and hole. I prefer unshaved pubes though if you must know.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 29, 2020 4:06 PM |
I wish I had something more to offer. Happy to open my doors for a free place to stay in nyc when this is over. Right off Union Square.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 29, 2020 4:07 PM |
I’ll send you $30.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 29, 2020 4:08 PM |
Everyone is terrified of revealing their identity here, I get it, but it is an interesting change from other online communities where people are happy to link to their instagram or what not.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 29, 2020 4:10 PM |
Wouldn't it be wise to post this new email you just set up, OP, if you so desperately need money? Why do we have to remind you of basic stuff? No wonder people lose interest.
Also, I would like to remind everyone here that suggesting prostitution and online sex work to someone in need in this current situation is just downright evil and nasty. What kind of person does that? You should all remember that this could happen to anyone here soon so have some fucking compassion and stop being a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 29, 2020 4:11 PM |
R47. Seriously ??? I would be so grateful. And I mean it about the place to stay in nyc. When things are ok. I set up an email specifically for this
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 29, 2020 4:12 PM |
I just set up this email (a tip of the hat to DL):
JamesDataLounge@gmail.com
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 29, 2020 4:13 PM |
^ OP above
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 29, 2020 4:16 PM |
You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 29, 2020 4:17 PM |
R23 !!!! Wait good soul!!! That is an email so I can privately give you my PayPal or my Venmo. Your choice. I will check it now
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 29, 2020 4:18 PM |
Let us know if it works out, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 29, 2020 4:21 PM |
OP -- serious -- don't turn to whoring, and don't let your friends turn to whoring either. This crisis will bring out all the monsters and if something goes sideways or you end up with a violent loon, getting help will be impossible. Help each other, ignore the siren call of the sugar daddy, some are fine, but too many are assuredly NOT.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 29, 2020 4:23 PM |
R47. Just emailed you back. Amazing. I swear, my eyes are watering up here. Three kind acts in return. This place truly does have a heart. (Too Sally Fields of me?)
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 29, 2020 4:30 PM |
I remember in high school there were times I went to bed hungry. It never occurred to me I could use DL as a source of income and not just as a place to bitch and rant
Datalounge ! Why did you let my 16 year old self down???
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 29, 2020 4:30 PM |
I disagree with R56. I have hired several guys over the past few days. Happy to suck them off and help them out in their time of need. Why not get an early stimulus boost from a generous fella?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 29, 2020 4:31 PM |
The point r59 is that for every 20 daddies like you, there's one with a secret HIV infection and a gun under the pillow that isn't for intruders.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 29, 2020 4:33 PM |
You're nasty piece of shit r59 who takes advantage of people in need. If you actually wanted to help, give them the money for free or donate to a local food bank.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 29, 2020 4:34 PM |
Yeah it has to be said, even the "good" daddies are pretty much scum.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 29, 2020 4:36 PM |
[quote] This place truly does have a heart.
Well we do help each others out in times of need - If you had a pay pal account I would send some money to you as well.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 29, 2020 4:36 PM |
Unfortunately, OP has asked me to send the money to a third person. He says it’s his next door neighbor’s account because OP doesn’t use Venmo. What do you guys think?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 29, 2020 4:39 PM |
R64 - if the OP has access to the internet and and can pay for his DL subscription with a credit card (by starting a thread) - he has the knowledge and resources to open up a Pay Pal account - one of the safest ways to send money
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 29, 2020 4:42 PM |
R47. OP here. I have never done Paypal or Venmo. My neighbor is a good guy. He said I could use his and he would give me the money. God. I know this sounds scammy. But it is not. On that email, R47, I wrote that we could talk on phone if you’d prefer.
Desperation is making me unorganized. I am sorry
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 29, 2020 4:42 PM |
^Scammer. Forget about it. He was obviously lying.
OP, could also be a prince in Nigeria.
So sorry he was trying to scam you. You're a good person, r47. That's the reason I dont donate anything here.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 29, 2020 4:42 PM |
Listen up OP. There is no shame in showing hole and pole.
Let us see those sweet buns of yours and German sausage. DL can be a very generous place...
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 29, 2020 4:43 PM |
R 65. I don’t have a DL account. For some reason I am able to start threads here
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 29, 2020 4:43 PM |
[quote] On that email, [R47], I wrote that we could talk on phone if you’d prefer.
Actually, you didn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 29, 2020 4:45 PM |
[Quote] I have never done Paypal or Venmo. My neighbor is a good guy. He said I could use his and he would give me the money.
If your neighbor let's you use his venmo, he could also give you some food or borrow you money till your next pay check. You're a fraud.
Kindly fuck off now.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 29, 2020 4:46 PM |
[quote] He said I could use his and he would give me the money.
The only he could get the money is if he transfers the money to his bank account, then goes to an ATM to withdraw and then give it to you
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 29, 2020 4:47 PM |
R47 = naive
Gurl, what the hell are you doing giving money away to an anonymous stranger ? At least the other guy asking for money put a GoFundME account.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 29, 2020 4:48 PM |
R47. On the email 18 minutes ago I wrote “if you prefer to talk on phone”....
Anyway, I am sorry my tech stupidity screwed things up.
I do appreciate that you were willing to help. Sorry I screwed things up
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 29, 2020 4:48 PM |
Muriel can see your address OP, and you’re not anywhere near NYC
Red tag coming up soon
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 29, 2020 4:51 PM |
I don’t know what to say. I’m here in nyc. Looking out the window. Grey and misty rain.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 29, 2020 4:54 PM |
I once gave a guy on Chaturbate $50 (via Venmo, not with tokens) because he said his car had been broken into. He was nice to me (online and texting) for a week or so then just ghosted me. I didn't ask him for anything, but I certainly wouldn't do anything nice for him again.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 29, 2020 4:56 PM |
I'm confused. What is the barrier to you opening up your own Venmo and/or PayPal account, OP? It isn't like you have to pay for them.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 29, 2020 4:57 PM |
It's going to be interesting -- so many will be embarking on a little foray into the unhealthy shadowlands of paid "relationships". Wonder how many will actually work out well for both parties, my guess, not many. The daddies will be the ones to get fucked over worse, in the end, though.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 29, 2020 4:58 PM |
Third party ALWAYS equals scam.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 29, 2020 4:59 PM |
I guess I could. I have just never had either before. I fear I have thrown any Hope here out the window with my technical stupidity. Apologies all. You still have a great heart DL, and thanks for even considering it.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 29, 2020 4:59 PM |
R47 here. I’m not naive. As long as there are no red flags, I’m prepared to take the risk that a person asking for money is sincere. In this case, there was a red flag.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 29, 2020 5:03 PM |
Not sure if this helps in any way, but I don't have a paid dl account and can start news threads...
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 29, 2020 5:05 PM |
R47. If I set up my own PayPal or Venmo account and send that to you over that email, would you still consider it?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 29, 2020 5:06 PM |
OP do this - set up a Go Fund Me Page - then come back here and create a brand new thread to beg for money - that would give you more credibilityt
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 29, 2020 5:08 PM |
R85 scratch that - because it would take too long for you to get money from Go Fund Me - even Pay Pal, to set up a brand new PayPal would take too long to get you the money (transfer time is 5 to 7 days)
Honestly the only thing you could do is beg your neighbor to borrow money. Because you have no credibility right now.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 29, 2020 5:10 PM |
*new threads
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 29, 2020 5:10 PM |
OP—send me a link to a social media account
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 29, 2020 5:24 PM |
People think Datalounge is a genie in a bottle or an Ouija board. You type things and love, luck and money are possible!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 29, 2020 5:26 PM |
You wouldn't happen to be an Irish Traveller now, would you?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 29, 2020 5:28 PM |
I was playing along here until the OP said "third party"... wtf.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 29, 2020 5:32 PM |
Don't you have apple pay or one of the other ones on your phone OP?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 29, 2020 5:33 PM |
[quote]R41 I have two Indian friends near you that could use some head. Are you up for it?
[quote]r42 Hmmm. Not quite there yet.
g-damn racist!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 29, 2020 5:38 PM |
[crickets]
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 29, 2020 5:43 PM |
OP - I know this won't help immediately but it seems like so many people might be hiring. Amazon, Walmart for example. Also, I would believe grocery stores and restaurants that aren't closed could use runners for deliveries. Good luck. The universe will provide.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 29, 2020 5:48 PM |
Cam4
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 29, 2020 5:49 PM |
We should all be advocating to relax the prostitution whore laws right now. So many (especially the young and unskilled) will be scrambling for jobs.
It would be unfair to deny them.
But there should be a cap, so they do not get addicted to the easy lifestyle. Like, if it was under $40, there’s no prosecution.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 29, 2020 6:01 PM |
It’s good to see such civic-mindedness, r97.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 29, 2020 6:06 PM |
[quote]borrow you some money?
[quote] or borrow you money till your next pay check.
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 29, 2020 6:10 PM |
how many bridges have you burned, OP, that nobody you know can even feed you?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 29, 2020 6:33 PM |
Prostitutes will have to submit proof of their negative Covid-19 tests.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 29, 2020 6:35 PM |
^^ new Shania Twain song
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 29, 2020 6:35 PM |
Sorry, above in response to
[quoute] how many bridges have you burned, OP / that nobody you know can even feed you?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 29, 2020 6:36 PM |
[crickets]
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 29, 2020 6:37 PM |
SOMEONE STOP ME FROM POSTING ! !
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 29, 2020 6:37 PM |
R1 well of course, presenting hole should always be at the top of your list, when it comes to being an entrepreneur. A nice new fresh hole is always welcomed with open arms and major wood.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 29, 2020 6:46 PM |
OP The lord helps those that help themselves , see the link
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 29, 2020 8:45 PM |
[crickets]
I’m beginning to think he’s not going to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 29, 2020 8:49 PM |
[quote] Unfortunately, OP has asked me to send the money to a third person. He says it’s his next door neighbor’s account because OP doesn’t use Venmo.
Oh Puhhleaaase OP bitch ask the neighbor for some fucking food instead and quit the fucking scheming already.
Asshole
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 29, 2020 8:51 PM |
I'll give it a shot...
DialZforZero
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 29, 2020 11:17 PM |
How did so many people end-up with nothing in one week? Why don't they have credit cards for emergencies? How are people thisclose to homeless after missing one check?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 30, 2020 2:21 AM |
^Unlucky at bingo, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 30, 2020 5:26 AM |
Do people not have credit cards? I am by no means wealthy, but this would never happen to me because everything is paid with credit cards and has been since I was like 20. And yes, I pay it off every month, with the exception of a rough period 4 years ago when I did briefly go into debt (but subsequently paid it off because the interest is insane.)
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 30, 2020 5:39 AM |
best dl thread ive stumbled in
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 30, 2020 6:02 AM |
JFC, OP, Tuesday is not that far away. Borrow a dollar from somebody and buy some ramen noodles. Or spend Monday fasting and meditating on how to run a better con.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 30, 2020 6:40 AM |
i love how quickly this thread moved from genuine offers of support to exposing the op as a grifter. best thread ever!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 30, 2020 6:42 AM |
R41 Dot or feather? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 30, 2020 6:44 AM |
r111 At least he still has nature's credit card.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 30, 2020 12:56 PM |
Seriously don't understand how many Americans live paycheck to paycheck r111 with no safety net? Tons, and tons, of people in our country live in the exact same situation as OP is in. Man you are out of touch.
The better off ones never turned to credit cardsbecause when you are that financially fragile you are never going to be able to pay it off every month. Many are in a situation where they had a credit card but now it is maxed out.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 30, 2020 1:13 PM |
r119,if they do not know,they soon will. this virus turned everything upside down like a war.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 30, 2020 2:22 PM |
Most people have money problems because they don't know how to prioritize their needs vs. wants. No one really NEEDS to eat out, get coffee at Starbucks, buy designer goods, drive an expensive car, smoke, get a tattoo, etc. etc.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 30, 2020 2:32 PM |
This a service economy and without people buying what we do not need, we will see how far this will reach into the economy.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 30, 2020 2:35 PM |
Trump always says the economy will bounce right back after this is over. But how many people still can afford $5 Starbucks coffee, new iPhones and eating out with maxed out credit cards, rent arrears etc.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 30, 2020 3:12 PM |
retail already tanked before this mess, there will be no bounce back. MAGA
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 30, 2020 4:37 PM |
It’s already Monday, what the fuck are you cry’n 😭 about?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 30, 2020 4:51 PM |
Was OP really a grifter or just trolling?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 30, 2020 5:28 PM |
R96 You should run for city council.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 30, 2020 10:24 PM |