What is everyone jerking off to?

[quote] Chris Meloni has been helpful of late as well.

He has a weird-shaped head that makes him look like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame.

A six inch — Subway sandwich photo.

You need new glasses, R1. Or a lesson in taste.

Vintage Sears catalog underwear models.

Whatever works!

R3, is that a parody? Those earrings and the dyed are ... unfortunate. CM was so damn sexy on SVU. Now he just looks bizarre.

^^^dyed HAIR, that is.

I'm sure I'd rather be jerking off to CM than you, hunty R6.

Amateur bareback porn.

I think as a public service guys should be stripping and sending selfies to one another in this hour of need--presented holes, hard-ons, cum shots.

Leather porn.

nuttin'

The cast of Tiger King.

R6 The dyed hair and earrings do look ridiculous, so no; you're not the only one.

The rest of CM decidedly does NOT look ridiculous, R14. Leave it to a silly, unfucked DL queen to trash a slab of cut meat like Meloni because he's wearing earrings.

R14, you're not growing old gracefully. You're just growing old.

I'm getting close to 50 and for the past few years I've started fantasizing more and more instead of watching or reading porn. I create stories in my head, which are practically Nifty stories, of characters from movies or tv shows. I love when characters having sex have a solid back story which is why fictional characters are just perfect. I'm not doing it all the time but some couples keep me entertained for months or even years.

One pairing I return to every few months or so is from Jurassic World, Chris Pratt's Owen and Nick Robinson's Zach. I'm not into twinks in my porn, I mean at all, but for some reason the older I get the more I've started liking the idea of an older dominating man getting together with a more innocent guy around 20. Robinson was 19 or 20 during the filming and there were pics of him repeatedly showing a huge bulge on the red carpet which actually was the reason I even saw him in a sexual way in the film. Anyway, in my fantasy Zach comes to visit Owen a year or two after escaping the island, actually pretty much the time frame where the sequel starts. They end up sharing a tiny trailer bed that night and as we know things get sweaty and hard. I enjoy thinking Robinson's dick is probaby huge when compared to Pratt's, which makes the fantasy even more fun. And yes, I'm totally into straight guys getting into gay situations.

Creating sex stories in my head is sorf of meditating. I'm a loner and that won't change any time soon, which is why I try to make it as fun as I can, especially when there's so much crap going on in the world. Lately I've returned to porn a bit more, though. I love real guys showing dicks, especially from reddit and such. This one makes my mouth water and yes I jerked off to him yesterday.

I love this Active Duty threesome with Quentin Gainz, Allen Lucas, and a cute blond twink known only as Shawn.

I've been watching the typical porn.

But yesterday, I did a William Zabka film festival (he shows a lot of skin in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS and BACK TO SCHOOL).

I also like cranking it to William Styrke's muscle twunk channel on Youtube — gorgeous guys under a total male gayze.

The only thing getting me off is The Latino Fab club.

Imagery in my mind of me twisting Gov Cuomo's pierced nipples and playing with his doughy dugs.

High school wrestling 4k videos.