Shawn Mendes - No One's Falling For It

Remember the days when the biggest thing we had to bitch about was whether Shawn Mendes preferred pole?

She's holding on to him for dear life since her album flopped and she had to cancel her tour because of low ticket sales. Her team tried to blame it on the coronavirus, but it was not selling long before the virus was a thing. She's done major damage to his reputation.

Gurlfriend, it’s not working.

Who (or maybe the better question is what) is that THING Shawn is holding hands with?

No matter how hard Miss Shawn tries, she is still GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.

Zombieeeeeeeeeeessssss

He fucks her like a leopard eats asparagus.

R2 why are you posting lies lol she postponed her tour because of rona her tour was 95 percent sold out.

Yes, you go girl! You go right into the bathroom and take a shower. Take your gay boyfriend with you, since he needs one as much as you do.

We've got some pearl clutching going on at R6.

poor gurleen must mess her pants when she reads comments about her fauxmance

R6 That photo really needs this as the soundtrack.

Welp Troll thread

I thought gays were supposed to have good taste?!

Why is this guy banging a 12 year-old girl?

They both look like utter shit I don’t think they would call the paps to take photos of them looking like this.

Cum on guys, he's clearly straight.

Cum on guys? Yes, we know he likes to cum on guys.

Nothing gets past you R18

R16 well it's pretty easy to find them now that they're landlocked at wherever the fuck they are...

Eating hot wings...wimps out with water and milk.

He’s getting so skinny. I hate it.

Of course he’s skinny, he can’t go out working out like he used too. You’re skinny, I’m skinny, we’re all skinny.

What’s not gay about CrossFit? I do CrossFit and there are many other gays that do it as well.

My maid looks better than Shawn’s fake girlfriend.

I do believe you, r25

Look at this one:

I guess she preparing for her runway walk and does miss Mendes forget her other pairs of shoes?

Isn’t young love grand? You can feel the sexual tension between them. So powerful!

Do you think they do each other's hair in the morning before they go out?

Looks real to me.

Yep. True love.

They're fuckin their brains out.

I hear wedding bells.

I really thought they could at least do a more convincing job at being love, but it looks more like one self-sabotage stunt after the other. Like Hiddleston & Swift. At least Tom and Taylor had the necessary self-awareness to put the brakes on it when they saw it wasn't working in their favor.

[quote] She's holding on to him for dear life since her album flopped and she had to cancel her tour because of low ticket sales.

Didn't she have some backlash after old, racist social media comments surfaced? That could've attributed to low ticket sales, too.

Ugh, those couple photos look so fake.

Poor Shawn, unlucky with his bearding. Hailey Baldwin ran off to marry Bieber almost instantly.

For some celebrities playing the bearding game is making them look more foolish than coming out and just be a slut getting caught with a new guy every week.

In Hollywood "coming out" means dating Taylor Swift.

[quote]Hailey Baldwin ran off to marry Bieber almost instantly.

Yeah, that was embarrassing. It showed that the 'relationship' between Shawn & Hailey was just PR.

Is this the new Shawn Mendes thread? Is he still in denial about being gay?

She looks like Penelope Cruz' s special needs dwarf daughter

Isn’t CrossFit a known euphemism password?

R41 Girl, get with the program.