Delivery man idiocy and general grumping

eat shit, you bitch

Pointless EST. Not funny. Who is the target? Bad for the gays. Please die, OP.

Not clutch your pearls, hold your hankie to your face, and take to your fainting couch, OP.

Honey - he's also WORKING all day starting @ "the ass crack of dawn at 7am" - having to deal with Corona.

a smile wouldn't have cost you anything.

You're a sourgurl.

You first, cunt r2.

R4 who the fuck thinks about smiling and looking cheerful at 7am? I didn't think I was frowning or glowering until he asked me if I was mad.

[quote]Get fucked

Oops, worse than a sourgurl. You're a MEAN QUEEN.

I assume you're a privileged piece of shit. I hope your furniture is uncomfortable and makes you itch.

I don't speak whatever idiotic language you're speaking, r7, but I think you should kill yourself anyway.

R8 I'm sure she got it from Wayfair.

R8 I assume you're a Frau with an unwaxed mustache.

[quote] Like I'm sorry I'm not giving good energy and cheerful as he places overpriced furniture in my house in wrong positions at 7am

He didn't buy the overpriced furniture, YOU did and how would he know where to place it, if you didn't tell him?

Say that when you don't have a pile of their catalogs on your end table, r10, with entries circled in sparkly markers.

[quote]I don't speak whatever idiotic language you're speaking, [R7],

It's NOT so complicated and it's all you deserve.

R12 I didn't say he bought the overpriced furniture! I can buy it AND think it's overpriced.

And I said "wrong positions" meaning it needs to be moved moderately from where he placed it.

I just wanted him out of my house so I wasn't going to have him adjust things.

R14 you seem dim. Are you a Trumper?

This whole scenario reads like a cheap gay porn movie, OP...the huffy twink buyer and the hunky delivery guy. Perfect match! I'd like to read more if you've got it.

This is a perfect example of a crazy loon talking to herself with sockpuppets.

By "Pottery Barn" OP means Buttafuoco Interiors

Who will star in the remake?

I hope this is an EST. I’ll give it 4.5/10.

If it isn’t, OP, have a think, because you sweat the small stuff.

He is forced to come to OP’s house at that early hour to deliver your crap and makes a basically innocuous comment. He does his job and goes on. OP then feels compelled to report this to DL as some major issue and personal crisis. Who cares. I’m too busy stockpiling my strategic TP supply at that hour.

Why didn't you ask him to leave the packages on the front porch if you didn't want him in the house? Besides being a mean cunt, are you also lazy? Poor guy also probably did not get any tips from this cunt. He was already at your house at 7am so he probably started work at 6am and even got up at 5am. But mean cunt can't be bothered to get up early ONCE and welcome a hard working man with a smile and gratitude.

You type mad.

[quote] I wasn't going to have him adjust things.

That line is making me tingle a little bit. I think R17 is on to something...

If you don’t succumb to Corona, it will be the off gassing that does you in.

I love the idea of OP lurking in the shadows when the delivery guy arrives...following the unanswered phone call. This is a thriller, it's not porn.

OP's house >

[quote]Yes I have a bit of the resting bitch face

You've got resting bitch EVERYTHING, honey.

R27 /R17 This could be a new genre -- Thriller Porn!

Did you tip him?

you sound like a fucking asshole

You should be grateful that they're willing to make a ridiculously unnecessary delivery during the lockdown throughout the country.

You're a nasty bitch cunt. If you wanted the items left on your front door, you can request this as long as you are home. You are a bitter Betty and deserve a kick in the ass

It's funny how nasty everyone is being to me, while at the same time saying _I'm_ the mean cunt. Check yourselves, assholes.

[quote]Then he leaves and says "Catch you later, SIR."

At least he didn't say "Catch you later Mame." or Bitch

OP ‘s chaise is upholstered in tacky microfiber to resist his bitter tears.

OP obviously ordered her tacky furniture on Wayfair and was extremely disappointed when it wasn't Kelly Clarkson who showed up to deliver it.

Stupid people, Stupid problems.

This entire thread is one drunk old queen, typing like crazy in quarantine madness.

R36 it's funny how you know Kelly Clarkson is involved with Wayfair, and yet I do not.

Probably typing from his mom's basement.

His new futon and beanbag chair have finally arrived.

And his mom is taking her good old time carrying his new items down to the basement.

I love Kelly Clarkson! Are we not supposed to like her? If so, fuck you.

R39 OP taps on her keyboard, purses her lips, tilts her head, and says to herself, "Take THAT, bitch!"

Oh, OP, honey. You know all about Wayfair and Kelly Clarkson. Still, it's a step up from your usual orders from Fingerhut.

And how many hours, OP, have you been monitoring your thread for responses?

R42 Fingerhut! I don't know what that is but I want to be a part of it!

R44 It's not what you think it is. :-)

The best way to describe it is the home version of those airplane merchandise catalogs.

Perhaps you'd like my old recliner, OP.

After many years of loyal service, It popped a spring, and it's poking me in the ass.

😂 DL @ it's finest !

Almost makes you forget there's a virus thingy going on out there.

[quote]It popped a spring, and it's poking me in the ass.

Did you buy that from Fingerhut?

R41 You can't NOT love Kelly Clarkson. And even though Wayfair has some of the worst and tackiest shit on the planet, I love her commercial where she shows up in the gay couple's kitchen and says Wayfair "can help you with...this," as she looks around at the mess.

[quote]It popped a spring, and it's poking me in the ass.

R46 What do you want for that recliner? Sounds like something I'd like.

[quote] He is forced to come to OP’s house at that early hour to deliver your crap

He is BEING PAID WELL to simply drive around and lift shit. He isn't being forced to do anything. He's choosing to do his job so he gets his paycheque. OP was probably just tired.

[quote]I love her commercial where she shows up in the gay couple's kitchen and says Wayfair "can help you with...this," as she looks around at the mess.

Yes, but those gays are WAAAAAAY nicer than miserable mean OP.

Looks like OP found a gurlfriend @ R51.

I ordered one pound of custom mix plus some Easter treats from See's. I received an email from them informing me that all orders are cancelled and that they will be issuing me a refund. DRAT. I was looking forward to my See's treats.

Don't workshop your trite and jejune creative writing project here, OP. I'm already testy enough because of the forced isolation.

[quote]"Are you mad? You look mad."

I hate when other people insist I'm upset or mad. Even after you deny it, they keep on insisting that you are.

Buddy, I wasn't made or irritated until you started relentlessly telling me that I must be.

Team blue collar worker.

OP you need to get some perspective. And you were in the wrong. Accept it and move on.

By addressing Op as "Sir" the delivery guy was verbalizing what Op already is well aware of...he is OLD and quite unfuckable . I bet you Op answered the door in a see through caftan while casting come hither looks at that poor delivery driver . She got in a snit when the driver didnt bother to hide his revulsion . Poor Op , all lubed up and hot and bothered ,and all she has out of the deal is some cheap mdf shit from Wayfair to console her .

[quote]After many years of loyal service, It popped a spring, and it's poking me in the ass.

*sigh*

Brings back fond memories of my older boyfriend, Hank.

I wish you had friends, OP.

See's isn't classified "essential"?

Cannot tell if OP is a troll- Because trolls are good at it.

But if that is a true story, I hope you learn some lessons in life before it is too late..

Pathetic.

R54!!!! I have a pound of See's in the freezer from Christmas. I am going to treat them like GOLD! The custom mix- Lots of Bordeaux, Caramels, and Scotchmallows...

I may give you one if you're nice.

I will wear gloves and throw it at you.

[quote] I will wear gloves and throw it at you.

Like an animal in the zoo.

[quote] Perhaps you'd like my old recliner, OP. After many years of loyal service, It popped a spring, and it's poking me in the ass.

And you’re giving it away?! Are you crazy?

R56 See R50. I think we're taking bids.

whinewhinewhine....

R68 cough cough cough 🦠🦠🦠

OP is the same asshole troll who created the "I will not comply" thread.

Pottery Barn?

Don't lie, r70.

R71 - yes for some of these posters (the ones who keep accusing me of actually shopping at Wayfair) it's the height of luxury, rather than a middle-of-the-road Frau shop that I assumed people would rag on me for, rather than shopping at, I dunno, Restoration Hardware (Rich Frau) or some obscure Scandinavian place (Rich gay).

Pottery Barn is "the height of luxury"? Oh, my sides!

This reads like the Poo Shoes thread, right down to saying delivery people, like the cleaners in a hotel, are "very well paid."

Good stuff, but this is nowhere near the legendary Poo Shoes thread. Nice try, OP.

R73 you poor thing, thinking everything has some conspiracy behind it.

Actually no, I don't, hunty, R74. I'm saying the faux outrage rings as legit as Poo Shoes. Sorry if that's beyond your understanding.

R75 your post was poorly wordr

R76 I love a good self-own.

LOL, so do I, R77. Thanks, dumb cunt R76. My post was correctly worded, at least if you can read.

OP, what the worker did calls for a strongly worded letter to his boss. Make sure you toss in dates, times, examples of rudeness as higher ups need to know what the workers are up to. And who knows, you might get a gift certificate for your trouble. Good luck.

R79 is OP’s evil cunty twin.

R79--yet another asshole among many. Go fuck yourself, R79 for encouraging this stupid twat OP.

R79, at this time, with a deadly virus going around, and especially because the delivery guys did absolutely nothing wrong, that "sternly worded letter" will end up right in the trash can where it belongs, and where, incidentally, both you and OP belong. Or more appropriately, a grease fire.

I'm sure r79 is kidding - where's your sense of humor?

Yes, I think R79 is jesting.

It's funny how you trolls think r79 is jesting, and r76 is not. Or rather, you did think r79 wasn't at first, too, because you're all clearly idiots, like r78.

May we presume you stumbled over here from the cesspits of the Meghan Markle threads? Bored because the tabloids don't have anything to report on now that she told them to fuck off?

R82 Your a moron, and don't use the grease fire quip until you are more substantial and understand what is 'tongue in cheek' humor on this site!

It's rich how the trolls are bashing OP with the nastiest insults your little brains can think of, while at the same time calling _OP_ the bad one.

That's because we know who is deserving of our venomous wrath, R87. We save it for those who really need a good dose of it.

[quote]we know

Well, there's your first problem. I call b.s. on you trolls "knowing" anything other than maybe how to rub two sticks together to make fire. And I'm being generous.

R89 Oh, OP, honey, we know the only thing you can rub is your micro peen with your tiny fingers. Now be gone, before someone drops a house on you.

I read the original post, and then all the replies, and then I went back and reread the original post, and it is clear that the OP is in the wrong. A little bit of politeness would've gone along way. Now the delivery guy correctly believes him to be some kind of asshole, and I mean that in a negative way.

OP, I had a similar experience when picking up a rental from Enterprise. The agent called the day before to confirm that I still needed the car, but I was busy and didn't get to the phone. When I arrived at the office for pickup, the agent was salty that I didn't call him back, and I politely told him I have a day job and couldn't answer. I could have gone full cunt on his ass and told him he should have cars ready for customers anyway, but I let him slide because he was cute and buff!

R90 you're recycling insults from old episodes of Will and Grace now? Nice "wit" there.

R91 I was polite. If you actually read what I posted you would know that. I just wasn't throwing him a tickertape parade.

There is a difference between being polite and between giving him a back rub and murmuring motivational quotes in his ear while he moves a piece of furniture thirty feet.

R93 Oh, please, Wayfair Queen, regale us with your acerbic wit. I'm sure it matches your acerbic personality.

I'm not the one that trades meth in order to felch truckers on the interstate, but you do you, r95!

R85, you're a dumb cunt. You don't have any horse in any race except to be a shit-stirring gash.

R86, your post cries out for the "die in a grease fire" analogy. Don't presume to tell others when to use it, you unfuckable old twat.

R96 Obviously, you speak from experience. How's the Wayfair butcher block table workin' out for ya, OP? DId you get someone to move it into the right place for ya?

Im sad for you R93 . Will and Grace ? Try the Wizard of Oz .

R97 Your still an insufferable moron.... and DON"T use 'grease fire' …..

The delivery person wanted a tip - so obvious!

R100, you are an insufferable gash. DIE IN A GREASE FIRE.

So I'm guessing OP still hasn't found someone to move her Wayfair furniture to the right spot. Her caftan must be twisted into a horribly untidy knot by now.

R97 is a very angry person.

"Your a moron"

Oh, dear, moron R86.

R102 YOU die first !!! In a grease fire. !! How bout THEM apples !!?? AND !! If I'm a gash, Your a split tail lil squat ta pee, as appealing as that probably is to you. AND!! Don't use grease fire ! Your too infantile and undeveloped. Plus you type a despised, coke selling, nelly drag performer. They're the only types that use 'gash' YOOOOUR TURN !! SHUT UP R105 !! Go change the oil in your '88 Skylark Buick !

As if, you fucking cunt. No straight man would ever say "Are you mad?" Just never gonna happen. OP needs to kill herself, pronto.

"Your a"

Oh, dear, moron R106.

YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR !!! Enjoy R106 !!

Because it's so hard to know the difference. Why not just revel in my stupidity!

I'm too busy reveling in yours !!….. notice 'yours' yours yours yours yours yours yours yours!!

You've caught me in a good mood this morning !

"'I'm too busy reveling in yours"

But I know grammar, dear. And isn't it nice you're (notice that!) in a good mood. Good for you!

OH !!! MY !! WELL BULLIE FOR YOU !! …. ARENT YOU JUST SOOOOO....UUMMMM... Well just aren't you though !? Isn't it about time for your '88 Buick Skylark oil change , hon ?? Scurry off ! don't be late!

Uh-oh, now the poor dumb dear has been provoked into ranting. What happened to your (notice that!) good mood?

Uh - Oh !! Fat fem fingers is reflecting ! I win !!

Why can't you have sex with delivery drivers anymore? They always seem to be in a rush...

Yes, R115, you win the "Stupidest Twat On This Thread" Award. Congrats!

Also, R115--here's another lesson for you. Put exclamation points next to the last letter instead of leaving a space.

Boy, are you dumb.

Always happy to educate!

I win !!!!! Already !!!! It's over!.... Go change "your' litter boxes !! your your youryour your your your!!!

Poor dear.