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Stupid questions

What the fuck are "golden raisins"? They were the only kind the grocery store had left, so I bought them. They are utterly flavorless.

by Anonymousreply 22March 28, 2020 10:34 PM

you're not very smart

by Anonymousreply 1March 28, 2020 2:44 AM

It’s when a white grape, really green grape, dries out and becomes a raisin, how is that hard to figure out? They do tend to be better in a recipe than as a stand alone, they just look aesthetically better than little turd black/Brown looking things in your food.

by Anonymousreply 2March 28, 2020 2:44 AM

you are meant to cook or bake with them, not snack eat them freehand.

by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2020 2:44 AM

I much prefer them to the dark ones.

by Anonymousreply 4March 28, 2020 2:44 AM

Mee stupit shood starve deth.

by Anonymousreply 5March 28, 2020 2:45 AM

I did title the thread "stupid questions."

[quote]you are meant to cook or bake with them, not snack eat them freehand.

I bought them to put in my oatmeal. Like I said, the grocery store didn't have the regular kind. And it was the last box of these.

by Anonymousreply 6March 28, 2020 2:47 AM

Grapes ate red...

Grapes are green...

Raisins are dried grapes ...

connect the dots

by Anonymousreply 7March 28, 2020 2:48 AM

Golden raisins are unicorn poo.

by Anonymousreply 8March 28, 2020 2:48 AM

[quote] Grapes ate red

by Anonymousreply 9March 28, 2020 2:51 AM

I also prefer golden raisins for occasional snacking. I use Craisins on my oatmeal.

by Anonymousreply 10March 28, 2020 3:01 AM

R6 you would have done better to buy currants perhaps.

try soaking them in hot water

by Anonymousreply 11March 28, 2020 3:02 AM

They were out of raisins and you think they had currants in stock?

I’m not going back up there anytime soon. It’s like going grocery shopping in the Soviet Union.

by Anonymousreply 12March 28, 2020 3:30 AM

More than likely the golden raisins have been treated with sulfur dioxide, a bleaching agent that also acts as a preservative. Dark raisins are actually sun-dried outdoors., golden raisins are treated indoors.

Do yourself a favor and hunt for raisins made from Red Flame grapes, they are: bigger, meatier, tastier and in the right light you can see the reddish color of the skin that gives the grapes they are made their name.

They are the raisins I use when I make bread pudding, as everyone enjoys the difference they provide to raisins made from Thompson Seedless grapes(the industry standard).

by Anonymousreply 13March 28, 2020 3:44 AM

Every now and then, [R13], a glimmer of useful information on DL. Thank you. Would you share your bread pudding recipe, please?

by Anonymousreply 14March 28, 2020 4:55 AM

The Brits call them "sultanas" for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 15March 28, 2020 6:27 AM

[quote]The Brits call them "sultanas" for some reason.

So do the Aussies and New Zealanders. Sultana is a grape variety.

by Anonymousreply 16March 28, 2020 6:37 AM

See how stupid questions bring forth interesting information. Do not underestimate stupid questions.

by Anonymousreply 17March 28, 2020 10:04 AM

The is no such thing as a stupid question if it elicits an intelligent response.

by Anonymousreply 18March 28, 2020 3:21 PM

r14 I would be glad to share the recipe, which is actually Maida Heatter's(of sainted memory) It's a PITA to make, especially when you do a triple like I do occasionally, but boy oh boy, it sure is worth the time and trouble. It REQUIRES Pepperidge Farm Very Thin Sliced White Bread, believe me, no other will do, and it can be like finding hens' teeth sometimes. It would be easier to find her cookbook entitled: "Maida Heatter's Book of Great Desserts." Published by Knopf, the recipe is almost a page and a half in the book.

Now for my stupid question. Have any astrologers, psychics, futurologists, ESP'ers, sheep-entrail diviners, etc. been consulted about our current pandemic? Can they tell us anything, and why didn't they tell us to start preparing last year?

by Anonymousreply 19March 28, 2020 9:53 PM

Hi OP. Put a handful of golden raisins in a small bowl, add rum to cover, place in fridge. About 8 hrs later, scoop vanilla ice cream in a separate bowl, add as many of the rum-soaked raisins as you like to the ice cream. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 20March 28, 2020 10:00 PM

Stupid me once picked up one of these juicy plump raisins from the floor. Thinking it was from a fruitcake slice I’d had the day before went to pop it in my mouth (disgusting I know). Put it on my tongue and then I hesitated. Don’t know why but I did. Took a closer look at my tasty found snack only to see it waving its little arms at me. The first fat tick to drop from my new doggy dog.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 28, 2020 10:24 PM

r13 is correct and everyone who sarcastically replied that they are from different grapes is an asshole.

[quote]The first and biggest surprise our investigative journalism yielded: golden raisins and regular raisins are not, as we had assumed, made from different types of grapes. According to Sunmaid's website, almost all of their raisins—golden and brown alike—are made from green Thompson Seedless grapes, which is the dominant grape variety grown in California.

[quote]The difference in color in golden raisins and regular raisins comes from the way they are dried. According to Harold McGee in On Food and Cooking, raisins made in the U.S. are usually laid on paper and sun-dried for about three weeks, which causes browning. The browning reaction, McGee explains, is accelerated by higher temperatures.

[quote]Unlike regular brown raisins, golden raisins are not dried in the sun but in large dehydrators at controlled temperatures, with controlled humidity levels. Golden raisins are also treated with antioxidant sulfur dioxide, which is commonly used for both its health properties and as a preservative in dried fruit and white wine. And, here's where Harold McGee appears to agree with us: "The result is a much fruitier, lighter flavor." The extra plumpness and juiciness of golden raisins likely comes from this temperature and humidity control as well.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 28, 2020 10:34 PM
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