What happened to Lisa Marie Presley?!

Looks like she uses meth.

She's from Tennessee- she's probably a great-grandma by now.

Why is her belly so big?

The Presley genes are strong!

What happened to her face, has it melted?

She's her own grandmaw

Where is her girlfriend?

Could it have been, I dunno, seeing her father's cold, pasty corpse, bare ass up, face down in a pool of his own vomit on the carpeted bathroom floor of her house when she was what, nine?

One of the daughters definitely has her grandfather's lips.

R7 when I see a bloated stomach but skinny limbs like that, I always assume alcoholism. It's especially noticeable in women. Lisa Marie has had a crazy life and drug past anyway, so it wouldn't surprise me. It seems like in every photo I see of her, she's scowling and looks like she wants to kill herself. Didn't she leave $cientiology a few years ago?

Too many peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

She likes her Cuddl duds.

Looks like she suffered the same fate as Billy Joel’s daughter. Tough for women who have hot moms but look like their fathers.

R12 describes a common sight for many in LMP's social class, as if it is responsible for anyone turning into that wreck.

Crackers, uneducated parents, too much money, $cio mind fucks, including the husband - dead daddy on the floor was a plus compared to all that.

She’s not pregnant? She looks awfully pregnant to me.

Of course it could be ascites. A very dear old friend of mine who lives on the other coast came to visit me a few years ago. When I opened my door, I was about to make a big fuss about her being pregnant and what a cute surprise, not telling me! Then she dropped her bag on my coffee table and said “What a flight! Do you have anything to drink, or can we go out?” Thank goodness I was playing coy and letting her “announce” her pregnancy. Usually I put my foot in my mouth; this was one of the rare times I held my tongue.

Anyway, yeah, booze bloat can really look like a pregnancy.

I don’t get it. She’s always shopping at Erewhon which is LA’s highest quality, most expensive organic grocery store and yet still looks like that?

What is this lady doing to herself?

Intense bitterness.

Her chillun look more like Elvis than she does! One of the twins looks like Gladys. Shame about her. She was pretty and at least attempting to create a life for herself for a minute there. The way LMP lifr has gone you would think that she grew up with Elvis and not Priscilla. I wouldve thought being raised by her mother wouldve instilled disiipline (sp) and a groundedness. Oh well. Looks like LMP will be dueting with her father soon enough.

She's opening a new theme park...DisGraceLand.

R21 It's about Jacko. No one believes me when I say this, but Lisa Marie basically destroyed herself by her ongoing obsession over Jacko.

[quote]Crackers, uneducated parents, too much money, $cio mind fucks, including the husband - dead daddy on the floor was a plus compared to all that.

Kiss my Central Florida Cracker ass, you Cheeto-dust-encrusted-caftan-wearing fly-over-state basement-dweller. Go slobber over your dead mother's Precious Moments figurines.

BTW, Karen, you type FAT.

It looks like a pregnancy bump to me. Could be.

Metabolic disease.

Obviously, her father had it.

She is 52 years old. She doesn’t look great, but she doesn’t look shockingly bad. She may not even be that overweight (it’s hard to tell), but she doesn’t carry it well. It’s in her face and stomachs. Plus, she’s pretty short.

Her hair color is too brassy for her complexion and her brows are undefined. Just fixing those two things would make a huge difference.

She’s in her 50’s, and is a drunk and drug-addict. The people claiming she is pregnant are delusional.

She’s short - so weight looks especially bad in her. And I agree with the above that alcoholic women tend to have skinny limbs and big bellies for some reason.

She pumps out pretty kids though. The good genes passed her by - to the kids

Her mother, Priscilla, was allowed by her parents to live with Elvis from age 14. I doubt Priscilla had much to instill in the way of discipline.

Daughter Riley is the spitting image of Lisa Marie; she seems to be relatively well-adjusted, surprisingly.

Believe Riley's Dad is Danny Keogh(sp?), who appeared to be fairly well adjusted.

Genetics

Ah, Lisa Marie the pop singer. Remember when she “sang” on the Today show and fell off the stage?

Remember when she said she wouldn’t leverage her dad’s popularity and then her first single was all about being with dad in Memphis?

Lisa Marie, The People’s Princess

She inherited none of her Dad's musical talent, and none of her Mom's good looks.

I remember that, R35. I thought she handled it well by laughing it off.

I like Lisa's music and do believe she has talent. I also thought she was very attractive. It makes me sad that Lisa still seems troubled. Internalized homophobia is a bitch.

R25, Central Florida in the house. Get em.

Elvis’s mother has a Rosie O’Donnell mouth!