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Which witch is your spirit bitch?

I am first and I claim Endora.

Responses only count if they’re accompanied by GIFs of the bitchy witch in action.

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by Anonymousreply 153March 31, 2020 12:54 AM

I'm Sabrina, the DL Patron Witch. Always a teenager, always beautiful, always hot.

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by Anonymousreply 1March 27, 2020 1:28 AM

Jayne Mansfield

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by Anonymousreply 2March 27, 2020 1:35 AM

I'm Gillian Holroyd. My powers ensure that I always get the man I want!

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by Anonymousreply 3March 27, 2020 1:40 AM

Mid-Eighties Laurie Cabot is mine.

She don’t need no stinkin’ GIF.

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by Anonymousreply 4March 27, 2020 1:53 AM

Angelique!

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by Anonymousreply 5March 27, 2020 1:55 AM

I believe in peace, bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 27, 2020 2:36 AM

Hope Emerson

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by Anonymousreply 7March 27, 2020 2:59 AM

Alexandra of Eastwick, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 8March 27, 2020 3:04 AM

Her!

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by Anonymousreply 9March 27, 2020 3:10 AM

Piper Halliwell

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by Anonymousreply 10March 27, 2020 5:54 AM

You stupid fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 11March 27, 2020 6:04 AM

Dear old Agatha Harkness!

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by Anonymousreply 12March 27, 2020 6:49 AM

Fiona Goode

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by Anonymousreply 13March 27, 2020 6:51 AM

Witch/priestess

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by Anonymousreply 14March 27, 2020 7:24 AM

Fuck you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 15March 27, 2020 7:35 AM

What, what, what?

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by Anonymousreply 16March 27, 2020 7:43 AM

Don't you dare call me a warlock!

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by Anonymousreply 17March 27, 2020 8:13 AM

Willow Rosenberg, including her unclear sexuality and overalls.

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by Anonymousreply 18March 27, 2020 8:29 AM

Strega Nona.

by Anonymousreply 19March 27, 2020 8:36 AM

R18 I think it was pretty clear.

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by Anonymousreply 20March 27, 2020 9:07 AM

You have to admit she gets the hot gay boys.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 27, 2020 9:12 AM

R20, if I remember correctly, she gave up boys around the same time she gave up the overalls.

Many of the lesbians I've known, though, apparently gave up boys about the same time they started wearing overalls.

by Anonymousreply 22March 27, 2020 9:38 AM

I'm hip

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by Anonymousreply 23March 27, 2020 10:52 AM

R22 LOL i guess Joss decided to do the opposite.

by Anonymousreply 24March 27, 2020 1:52 PM

The only witch there is...

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by Anonymousreply 25March 27, 2020 2:00 PM

C'est moi - the only witchy bitch I know. To thine own self be true.

And remember, the three fold law isn't bullshit. Curse knowing what you do and be ready. Blessed Be.

by Anonymousreply 26March 27, 2020 2:05 PM

Seems like sluttiness is mandatory.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 27, 2020 2:47 PM

Of course ...

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by Anonymousreply 28March 27, 2020 7:32 PM

I'm Tia

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by Anonymousreply 29March 27, 2020 7:36 PM

Her.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 27, 2020 7:43 PM

Best not wake me.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 27, 2020 7:46 PM

Elvira

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by Anonymousreply 32March 27, 2020 7:48 PM

Oh dear....

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by Anonymousreply 33March 27, 2020 7:48 PM

The Queen of the Prom.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 27, 2020 7:53 PM

Hocus Pocus

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by Anonymousreply 35March 27, 2020 7:55 PM

Gillian. She's had enough of this shit.

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by Anonymousreply 36March 27, 2020 7:58 PM

Witch Hazel

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by Anonymousreply 37March 27, 2020 8:01 PM

Shadow Weaver

I don't know that bitch, Evil-Lyn.

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by Anonymousreply 38March 27, 2020 8:02 PM

Kellyanne

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by Anonymousreply 39March 27, 2020 8:04 PM

Not this bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 40March 27, 2020 8:06 PM

Nancy

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by Anonymousreply 41March 27, 2020 8:12 PM

Magic Wand, Make My Monster Grow, Bitches!!!

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by Anonymousreply 42March 27, 2020 8:12 PM

Wilhemina W. Witchiepoo

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by Anonymousreply 43March 27, 2020 8:18 PM

Damn -I was just searching for a Witchiepoo link!

by Anonymousreply 44March 27, 2020 8:26 PM

Tony and Tia

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by Anonymousreply 45March 27, 2020 8:27 PM

If I can't be Witchiepoo, I'll be Witch Hazel!

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by Anonymousreply 46March 27, 2020 8:28 PM

OP is a drag queen from Pittsburgh.

by Anonymousreply 47March 27, 2020 8:34 PM

Definitely Aunt Clara, for me.

by Anonymousreply 48March 27, 2020 8:51 PM

I’m a bed warmer.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 27, 2020 8:59 PM

Hello, it's Grobelia

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by Anonymousreply 50March 27, 2020 9:03 PM

Witches of England... you are a disgrace! Miserable witches... you are good-for-nothing worms! Everywhere I look, I see the repulsive sight of hundreds, thousands of revolting little children!

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by Anonymousreply 51March 27, 2020 9:09 PM

Call me Evil

Call me Tide-is-on-Your-Side, anything that you want

Anybody knows you can conjure anything by the dark of the Moon

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by Anonymousreply 52March 27, 2020 9:09 PM

r27.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 27, 2020 10:04 PM

The White Witch, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 54March 27, 2020 11:14 PM

R43 THANK YOU!

You restored my faith in DL.

Can't believe it took 43 responses before the BEST WITCH ever was listed.

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by Anonymousreply 55March 27, 2020 11:26 PM

Miss Switch!

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by Anonymousreply 56March 27, 2020 11:31 PM

[quote]The White Witch, of course.

How very dare you.

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by Anonymousreply 57March 27, 2020 11:49 PM

How about a manwitch?

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by Anonymousreply 58March 28, 2020 12:05 AM

Manwitch 2

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by Anonymousreply 59March 28, 2020 12:07 AM

R53 might as well be.

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by Anonymousreply 60March 28, 2020 12:11 AM

!sehctib ffo kcuF

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by Anonymousreply 61March 28, 2020 12:12 AM

Spirit of all of Data Lounge

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by Anonymousreply 62March 28, 2020 12:15 AM

When the glamour is working

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by Anonymousreply 63March 28, 2020 12:18 AM

Unkempt during home quarantine

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by Anonymousreply 64March 28, 2020 12:20 AM

R58 I think the term is Warlock.

by Anonymousreply 65March 28, 2020 12:21 AM

The Midnight Margarita Witches.

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by Anonymousreply 66March 28, 2020 12:22 AM

You say what you like, dear. R65 I am a manwitch who believes in peace, bitch. A peacelock if you must.

by Anonymousreply 67March 28, 2020 12:22 AM

The most boring witch.

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by Anonymousreply 68March 28, 2020 12:24 AM

Voodoo

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by Anonymousreply 69March 28, 2020 12:26 AM

Billie Burke

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by Anonymousreply 70March 28, 2020 12:39 AM

Wanda the Witch from Sesame Street...

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by Anonymousreply 71March 28, 2020 12:48 AM

This one wishes she was a witch just so she wouldn't be so milquetoast

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by Anonymousreply 72March 28, 2020 12:56 AM

R72 She was a witch in a terrible musical.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 28, 2020 1:00 AM

Ghoulish Gertie from the Which Witch board game

second Wanda the Wicked from same game

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by Anonymousreply 74March 28, 2020 1:01 AM

Wanda the Wicked

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by Anonymousreply 75March 28, 2020 1:01 AM

GOD I loved that game!

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by Anonymousreply 76March 28, 2020 1:04 AM

NOT this one! Please get help, y’old witch.

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by Anonymousreply 77March 28, 2020 1:08 AM

Myrtle Snow❄

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by Anonymousreply 78March 28, 2020 1:13 AM

Her name is Blair

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by Anonymousreply 79March 28, 2020 1:18 AM

[quote]manwitch

I prefer witch boy.

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by Anonymousreply 80March 28, 2020 1:24 AM

Miss Constance Hardbroom

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by Anonymousreply 81March 28, 2020 1:28 AM

Macbeth witches

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by Anonymousreply 82March 28, 2020 1:30 AM

Sorry if this is double posted, but I don't see the original one.

Marie Laveau, she's a badass.

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by Anonymousreply 83March 28, 2020 1:41 AM

Marie Laveau wasn't a witch.

She was a Voodoo practitioner.

Didn't you watch the show?

by Anonymousreply 84March 28, 2020 1:53 AM

DL is slipping.

SELENA: Diodenes of Catania, Priestess of Sekhnet. She is the Ultimate Siren of Endor!

and i love her

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by Anonymousreply 85March 28, 2020 1:57 AM

'POWER OF SHADOW' !

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by Anonymousreply 86March 28, 2020 2:01 AM

The most beautiful witch, Serafina Pekkala

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by Anonymousreply 87March 28, 2020 2:55 AM

I prefer her as Vanessa Ives, r87

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by Anonymousreply 88March 28, 2020 3:02 AM

I prefer her as Vanessa Ives, r87

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by Anonymousreply 89March 28, 2020 3:02 AM

I’m Midnight Offering’s evil Vivian.

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by Anonymousreply 90March 28, 2020 3:57 AM

Diane Keaton, honorable mention.

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by Anonymousreply 91March 28, 2020 10:17 AM

I love this thread.

Another shout out to the Wicked Witch of the West - the grandmama of all 20th and 21st century witches.

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by Anonymousreply 92March 28, 2020 10:20 AM

R91 Look, i LOVE Diane Keaton, but when did she play a witch?

I mean there's one criterion for this thread, can we stick to it?

by Anonymousreply 93March 28, 2020 10:22 AM

Look at those shoes and socks r93

by Anonymousreply 94March 28, 2020 10:24 AM
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by Anonymousreply 95March 28, 2020 10:25 AM

LOL

Went totally over my head

by Anonymousreply 96March 28, 2020 10:27 AM

I loved Aunt Hilda (Estelle Winwood) on the old Batman TV series.

She had a file cabinet for her spell ingredients.

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by Anonymousreply 97March 28, 2020 10:28 AM

...and a huge cauldron where a serpent lived and sometimes popped up his head!

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by Anonymousreply 98March 28, 2020 10:30 AM

Anyone remember the witch from the Pink Panter cartoon series?

I can't find her name.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be her best friend.

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by Anonymousreply 99March 28, 2020 10:38 AM

^panther

by Anonymousreply 100March 28, 2020 10:38 AM

Miss Viola Swamp

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by Anonymousreply 101March 28, 2020 10:42 AM

Matilda

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by Anonymousreply 102March 28, 2020 10:42 AM

I had the Salem Witch glow in the dark Aurora model kit.

I stared at her at night like other pre-teens stared at their Farrah posters.

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by Anonymousreply 103March 28, 2020 10:44 AM

I still have a crush on Witch Hazel from Bugs Bunny.

She's a peach

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by Anonymousreply 104March 28, 2020 10:47 AM

Sea Hag from Popeye!

(never understood why she didn't show up in that Popeye Altman film)

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by Anonymousreply 105March 28, 2020 10:52 AM

Yubaba

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by Anonymousreply 106March 28, 2020 10:53 AM

Guess who?

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by Anonymousreply 107March 28, 2020 10:54 AM
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by Anonymousreply 108March 28, 2020 10:57 AM

Legend

Icon

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by Anonymousreply 109March 28, 2020 10:58 AM

Every DLer coming up with a witty retort.

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by Anonymousreply 110March 28, 2020 11:00 AM

R108 i LOVED that episode as a kid.

Use to wait for it to air just for the witch part!

by Anonymousreply 111March 28, 2020 11:01 AM

I saw this in theater as a wee child, and became obsessed with witches.

Are those some men dressed as the background witches?

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by Anonymousreply 112March 28, 2020 11:03 AM

....

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by Anonymousreply 113March 28, 2020 11:13 AM

Agnes Moorehead in a different witch interpretation than Endora!

With Ruth Buzzi

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by Anonymousreply 114March 28, 2020 11:18 AM

R114 So weird. Watching Agnes in that scene, I feel like I am watching Helen Mirren.

by Anonymousreply 115March 28, 2020 11:23 AM

Penny Dreadful

by Anonymousreply 116March 28, 2020 11:31 AM

Penny Dreadful

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by Anonymousreply 117March 28, 2020 11:32 AM

Mexican Witches have all that body art.

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by Anonymousreply 118March 28, 2020 11:38 AM

Okay.... so the CRIMSON WITCH has torn a hole in the universe (total cunt move) and KISS and Velma ain't having it.

So Scooby and his gang and the legendary Rockers fly though the hole to lure the CRIMSON WITCH with their Black Diamond so they can teach her a lesson once and for all!

Oh...and KISS sing I Was Made for Loving You flying on a guitar spaceship.

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by Anonymousreply 119March 28, 2020 11:43 AM

Chocolat witch!

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by Anonymousreply 120March 28, 2020 1:36 PM

As a kid I really liked Mrs. Zimmerman from The House With a Clock in Its Walls. The book, not the movie. For most of the story she's an unassuming, funny, grandmother type. Then when it's necessary she grabs her cloak and magic staff and calmly battles an undead sorceress. I just loved how homely the magic was in that book. Cate Blanchett was good in the movie but it's a very different take on the character.

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by Anonymousreply 121March 28, 2020 3:02 PM

Endora

by Anonymousreply 122March 28, 2020 3:03 PM

The Worst Witch and her flying Tim Curry.

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by Anonymousreply 123March 28, 2020 3:34 PM

Morgana né Morgane Le Fay:

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by Anonymousreply 124March 28, 2020 4:00 PM

r109

Fairy!

by Anonymousreply 125March 28, 2020 4:21 PM

these days I resemble Aunt Hagatha (on the right)

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by Anonymousreply 126March 28, 2020 9:51 PM

Nice one, r120. Love Chocolat and Juliette Binoche!

by Anonymousreply 127March 28, 2020 10:06 PM

Empress Hepzibah, High Priestess of Witches and Warlocks

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by Anonymousreply 128March 28, 2020 10:31 PM

I almost forgot about Madame Serena.

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by Anonymousreply 129March 28, 2020 10:36 PM

The Sea Witch from Beowulf

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by Anonymousreply 130March 28, 2020 10:54 PM

I love r68's pick

by Anonymousreply 131March 28, 2020 10:58 PM

I'm Aunt Hagatha

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by Anonymousreply 132March 28, 2020 11:03 PM

I’m Serena. I’m groovy!

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by Anonymousreply 133March 28, 2020 11:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 134March 28, 2020 11:31 PM

The Wicked Witch of the Polls

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by Anonymousreply 135March 28, 2020 11:36 PM

Witch Hunt

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by Anonymousreply 136March 28, 2020 11:37 PM

Witches from the great state of Tennessee do not count, they are omnipresent.

by Anonymousreply 137March 28, 2020 11:38 PM

I am the most ambiguous witch.

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by Anonymousreply 138March 28, 2020 11:38 PM

Bridget Bishop of the Salem Witch Trials

First innocent one to perish.

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by Anonymousreply 139March 28, 2020 11:42 PM

R126: Fun fact. 5 actresses portrayed Hagatha in the series, though only the great Reta Shaw portrayed her twice. Which is hilarious because in the very first season Reta played Bertha, a family friend of Samantha and Endora with no relation.

R128: And yet Hepzibah was the successor to Samantha who succeed Titchaba in the same role. Bewitched really loved to reuse plot lines over and over and over.

by Anonymousreply 140March 28, 2020 11:43 PM

No lurve for Elphaba?

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by Anonymousreply 141March 28, 2020 11:46 PM

Kathy Najimy

as Mary Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

and also the voice of Peggy Hill

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by Anonymousreply 142March 28, 2020 11:56 PM

Sadly, by nature I’ve always a boring, sugary Glinda.

But in my dreams....

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by Anonymousreply 143March 29, 2020 12:30 AM

Amanda Lear

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by Anonymousreply 144March 29, 2020 1:22 AM

Speaking of Glinda...🤣

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by Anonymousreply 145March 29, 2020 1:31 AM

Hilda and Zelda

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by Anonymousreply 146March 29, 2020 1:36 AM

Nothing short of lunacy

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by Anonymousreply 147March 29, 2020 1:39 AM

Hecuba!

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by Anonymousreply 148March 29, 2020 2:31 AM

Tituba!

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by Anonymousreply 149March 29, 2020 3:15 AM

Hope, is that you?

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by Anonymousreply 150March 29, 2020 2:23 PM

^ Thanks for ruining a really cool thread.

by Anonymousreply 151March 31, 2020 12:25 AM

Hermelinda linda

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by Anonymousreply 152March 31, 2020 12:46 AM

My one and only...

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by Anonymousreply 153March 31, 2020 12:54 AM
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