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What is the correct Quarantine Dress Code?

How to dress, when isolating inside, with nobody to see you or smell you?

by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2020 10:55 PM

don't forget the butt-plug

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2020 10:03 PM

Something easy and breezy.

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2020 10:25 PM

A man-muumuu allows gives faster access for the anal thermometer.

by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2020 10:32 PM

Just pearls—for hand and sphincter clutching.

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2020 10:34 PM

Shorts, flipflops, t-shirts.

by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2020 10:35 PM

Good lord.

This is the perfect - PERFECT - time to wear our smoking jackets, dressing gowns, robes de chambre, haori/hakamas and, most appropriately, our banyans.

I have pink, pale blue, pale green and a lovely rose-coloured one from my maiden-uncle.

But my absolute favorite (wearing it now on my chaise) is my golden banyan.

I would rather cough a lung out than wear "sweat pants" or whatever the yahoos here call "pj's."

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