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Missouri Walmart COVID-19 Licker Charged With Making ‘Terrorist Threat’

Missouri Walmart COVID Licker Charged With Making ‘Terrorist Threat’

A Missouri man was charged with making a terrorist threat after he filmed himself licking a bunch of items at Walmart and taunting that he was spreading it.

Cody Pfister was booked into the Warren County jail without bond.

The guy has a fairly lengthy rap sheet with convictions for burglary, theft of a firearm, drug possession and driving while intoxicated.

The coronavirus is just starting to spread here and we will know how bad it is in a few weeks – we all need to stay calm and ride out the storm and don’t pull stunts like this.

“Who’s afraid of the coronavirus?” Cody Pfister, 26, taunts in a video he later posted to social media.

The video spread around the world, and Warrenton police said in a statement the department had been contacted by people in the Netherlands, Ireland and the United Kingdom.

“We take these complaints very seriously and would like to thank all of those who reported the video so the issue could be addressed,” police said in the statement.

The video appears to have been filmed on March 11 at the Warrenton store, according to court records. Pfister was taken into custody this week, and Warren County prosecutors charged him today. The charge is a low-level felony.

Bizarrely, he’s not the first person to get in trouble with police for licking surfaces as public health officials beg people to wash their hands, keep at least six feet apart and avoid touching their faces in hopes of slowing the spread of COVID-19.

The manager of a grocery store in Wisconsin called police after a woman licked the door handle to a freezer, reportedly to protest the virus, while a manager was disinfecting the store, Newsweek reported.

There have been more than 44,000 confirmed cases of the coronavirus and more than 500 deaths in the United States, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The city of St. Louis announced its first death, a woman in her 30s, just yesterday.

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by Anonymousreply 51March 26, 2020 11:24 AM
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by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2020 3:12 PM

Send him to Guantanamo! Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2020 3:12 PM

Cody

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by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2020 3:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2020 3:18 PM

Hey Pfister, how’d ya like a punch in your p-face?

by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2020 3:19 PM

What an asshole!

by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2020 3:19 PM

He has pretty eyes

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by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2020 3:22 PM

No, he’s an ugly person.

by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2020 3:24 PM

Inside AND out.

by Anonymousreply 9March 25, 2020 3:25 PM

r3 r4 r7

They will love him in prison.

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2020 3:38 PM

R7 Do you find non-food tamperers attractive too?

by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2020 3:41 PM

Now, THAT'S a porn star name.

by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2020 3:46 PM

[quote]a woman licked the door handle to a freezer, reportedly to protest the virus

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2020 3:50 PM

He looks like his IQ must be in the single digits.

by Anonymousreply 14March 25, 2020 4:00 PM

R3 He is so ugly. The mean people are not the beautiful ones-that was a lie that the ugly Hollywood screenwriters told you. The mean ones are the ugly ones. They're so bitter that they have to make everyone else suffer bitterly, too.

by Anonymousreply 15March 25, 2020 4:02 PM

What a waste of sperm.

by Anonymousreply 16March 25, 2020 4:03 PM

He looks like an inbred cretin. I hope he gets forcibly Pfisted while he's in jail.

by Anonymousreply 17March 25, 2020 4:14 PM

He has the dreaded tinynip situation. He should have been aborted in utero.

by Anonymousreply 18March 25, 2020 4:16 PM

Missouri? At least he wasn't shopping at Cloud 9!

by Anonymousreply 19March 25, 2020 4:17 PM

I’m glad he enjoys licking things. Those big fellas in the clink are gonna put that tongue to good use.

by Anonymousreply 20March 25, 2020 4:18 PM

He has an upside down mouth. That is always a sure sign of mental derangement.

by Anonymousreply 21March 25, 2020 4:18 PM

[quote] He should have been aborted in utero.

We tried. Honest to the lord we did. But our hillbilly doctor done fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 22March 25, 2020 4:22 PM

I lived in Missouri for about a year ,in Sedalia no less,and I took away 2 impressions of the men there...they were kinda hot and easily obtainable and they were some of the dumbest people I ever met in my life. That being said,I must tell this story ! I was working overnights at a convenience store and starting around 4 am id have farm workers coming in to get coffee and what not before heading off to work . One morning Im standing there behind the counter and this one burly hot young blonde who I had admired for a while comes in and hes got a huge raging hard on . As hes pouring his coffee I see him trying to adjust that thing,but his jeans were skin tight and raggedy so he wasnt having much success . As hes walking towards the counter Im blatantly giving him the hairiest of hairy eyes, and I say to him "How are YOU this morning?" he smirks and replies "Oh I got this problem,maybe you can help me?" 60 seconds later Im in the bathroom eating that fat thing alive . I got it at least 3 more times before I quit working there , and he was always so grateful !

by Anonymousreply 23March 25, 2020 4:39 PM

Isn't a felony and jail time for a 5 second obvious joke video from a dumb young man trying to get internet fame way too much?

by Anonymousreply 24March 25, 2020 4:44 PM

No, because it just gives others who may be prone to doing worse license to do it. Crazy people watch videos like that and become emboldened.

by Anonymousreply 25March 25, 2020 4:48 PM

R24: Get back to us when you or yours is refused a hospital bed. Not wishing you infection, but save your empathy for those who deserve it.

by Anonymousreply 26March 25, 2020 4:49 PM

[quote] The mean people are not the beautiful ones-that was a lie that the ugly Hollywood screenwriters told you. The mean ones are the ugly ones.

Yes, Miss Hilton.

by Anonymousreply 27March 25, 2020 4:50 PM

What is this Walmart place? is it a store that sells walls?

by Anonymousreply 28March 25, 2020 4:52 PM

[QUOTE] Isn't a felony and jail time for a 5 second obvious joke video from a dumb young man trying to get internet fame way too much?

No. I would have him branded with the letter “C” right in the middle of his forehead.

by Anonymousreply 29March 25, 2020 4:56 PM

Did the feds arrest that white supremacists that were threatening to spread the virus to Jews?

by Anonymousreply 30March 25, 2020 4:58 PM

R23 - really? REALLY? No. We all know this never happened, you sad human being.

by Anonymousreply 31March 25, 2020 5:04 PM

[quote] Did the feds arrest that white supremacists that were threatening to spread the virus to Jews?

I guess they have to actually do it before they can be arrested. At times the scumbags have more rights than the victims.

by Anonymousreply 32March 25, 2020 5:05 PM

Fist me baby!

by Anonymousreply 33March 25, 2020 5:10 PM

It looks like the he wasn't actually threatening other people, but instead, he was trying to act brave and prove that he wasn't afraid of catching it HIMSELF. Just for clicks, likes, and lolz on his social media account.

He was an idiot, but I don't know if the "terroristic threats" charge is fair in this case. That's going to be hard to explain to future employers.

by Anonymousreply 34March 25, 2020 5:11 PM

No, but I'll gladly Pfist you!

by Anonymousreply 35March 25, 2020 5:11 PM

Someone else who did this, before the coronavirus was even a blip on the news, got 30 days in jail, r24.

by Anonymousreply 36March 25, 2020 5:12 PM

[quote] That's going to be hard to explain to future employers.

The point.

by Anonymousreply 37March 25, 2020 5:13 PM

Big dick

by Anonymousreply 38March 25, 2020 5:14 PM

He's really hot. I love bad boys.

by Anonymousreply 39March 25, 2020 5:14 PM

He's as fucking dense as this stupid cunt

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by Anonymousreply 40March 25, 2020 5:14 PM

^^ LMAO at "TikTok star."

by Anonymousreply 41March 25, 2020 5:28 PM

Oh R31 ,SOME of us were attractive and quite lucky in our adventures .I guess you wouldnt believe the one about the 20 year old who fucked me between some video game machines at the same store either . Or the mechanic who had a garage in an old converted church right up the street who fucked me many times ? Being attractive and a flaming queen had its advantages at times . There there dear ,you go right on thinking that everyone was as unfucked as you .

by Anonymousreply 42March 25, 2020 5:32 PM

I love you for it, r42!

And I believe you, too.

Been there, done that.

by Anonymousreply 43March 25, 2020 6:23 PM

Oh R42.

Honey, believe me. We don't doubt for a minute how FUCKED you are.

by Anonymousreply 44March 25, 2020 6:25 PM

If I were the judge, I'd give him at least 30 days in jail and a $10k fine.

Oh, and he smokes. I hope he vaps, too. He'll be the perfect candidate to catch the virus.

by Anonymousreply 45March 25, 2020 6:46 PM

"What a waste of sperm."

And a complete waste of molecules.

by Anonymousreply 46March 25, 2020 6:59 PM

He’s hot he kind of looks like a former fuckbuddy of mine

by Anonymousreply 47March 26, 2020 4:49 AM

[quote]Crazy people watch videos like that and become emboldened.

If they're mentally ill then they don't need videos like the ice cream licking videos to give them ideas.

This person got the idea to lick surfaces when he saw someone cleaning the doors because of the virus. He did it with the intent to hurt others, he said so. It was months and months ago that the ice cream licking thing was a brief IG trend, and had nothing to do with this.

by Anonymousreply 48March 26, 2020 10:25 AM

Pfister? I barely know her!

by Anonymousreply 49March 26, 2020 10:33 AM

Multigenerational incest has consequences y‘all!

by Anonymousreply 50March 26, 2020 11:10 AM

I hope he has someone to look after his single wide while he's in jail.

by Anonymousreply 51March 26, 2020 11:24 AM
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