Post a clip from a movie that sums up the Datalounge experience

Damn, girl.

One of us!

Sure, sure!

That’s what happened to me for not knowing WHET instead of WEHT. I also look like that goony child.

I would if I could.

....

Beer cans and cum in the eye!

Maybe I will and maybe I won't

As if!

We fight, we laugh...

But you’ll always be homosexual as well. Always.

This is Datalounge.

Would it have killed you to do a search first? I mean really, it’s least you could do.

Be optimistic.

Datalounge IS that blonde woman at the table.

R17 Is obviously alluding to the police state atmosphere fostered here by certain posters wherein you can be simultaneously harangued for 'not doing a search first' before starting a thread and barked at for bumping an old one. These self appointed archivists of Datalounge must spend hours, days, months reading replies from long-gone posters circa 2002 cackling to themselves and their purebred lhasa apsos. We all admire the hard work they do and what they contribute to this website.

But of course. Miss Bette Davis: "I'd luv' ta' kiss ya', but I just washed my hair."

It Had To Be That Way

Such talented people here!

R20 yes, that’s exactly what I was referencing. I couldn’t decide between that one or ‘would it have killed you to post a link? Would it?’

I always imagine that particular DL’r to be on the verge of every kind of breakdown possible.

Datalounge: attacking Evil for 25 years!

R20 needs to put the fucking lotion in the basket.

And it needs to get the hose again anyway.

Tedious and useless cunt.

I feel like this scene represents many DLers

R26 You've got my number, but I've also got yours.

I’m very athletic minded you know, like totally into sports.

You’ve been warned

Is English your native language?

Earrings.

Caftan.

The true core of the DL, from the secret HQ of its nefarious international syndicate to the sad little people pouring all those $18 "donations" into its bottomless coffers.

Not to mention the bottom feeders who bump around whining about "pay walls" while worrying if they can still buy Fancy Feast Liver-'N'-Squab for their numberless cats. IT'S ALL THEY'LL EAT AND THEY'RE SO WORRIED!

💋💋💋

“Don’t you call me lady!” This is how I imagine a true DLer has a meltdown.

Sound familiar?

Good night, girls, pleasant dreams.

Guess not!

What’s more DL than Upson Downs?!

A fun one, but a true DLer. “A gay yellow!”

By the third week of quarantine...

What a DumP!

The only one so far for me that's elicited more than a chucke is R38

No comment necessary...

OG Datalounger

Another example from Coronavirus Freakout threads:

What every DL'er thinks she looks like walking into a meeting.

Okay R49 R3 and R38 are winners. Claim your prizes at the door

Moo moo is the new caftan.

It seems to be going well....you are having a nice chat...then...

They fucking destroy you and shoot you in the face...

Very fitting nowadays...

While I appreciate the clip that R42 provided, I believe that this clip from the same movie sums up DL even better. I give you my salute to the ghastly stories we've had to endure.

R53 What even is this? You're worse than the ping pong ball conversationalists. No relevance whatsoever

Any fight between eldergays about "Follies" or some other long-forgotten show

When two Dataloungers discover they've been arguing across multiple threads

All the things an eldergay is able to recall about their favorite antique Hollywood film star is generally startling to the uninitiated

Glamour! Revenge! Tragedy!

DLers trying to find their way out of despair and other DLers appropriately hurl abuse.

An underrated DL icon.