Hot Spanish soldiers enforcing quarantinev

I'd insist on being quarantined with, oh, 20 of them.

Is that actually their uniform!!!???

Wow - incredibly hot

That’s the Spanish foreign legion, La Legion.

We have sampled their wares many times!

The only thing they are enforcing is rock hard boners!

What's the Spanish foreign legion doing in ... Spain?

The Sahara is hot this time of year?

I'd totally present hole.

Seriously, which queen is dressing the military that they're wearing clothes like that?

It's like the porn version of military uniforms.

Seriously, which queen is selecting and recruiting these rather hot soldiers?

OP, thank you for bringing my attention to the courage and dedication of these handsome young men. I am in the process of assembling a Blue Ribbon Commission to study the Spanish military. I am pleased to announce that it will be led personally by me.

President of vice

They're kinda sexy!

Dang

Tom-of-Finland-dressed soldiers

They really are a gay fantasy come alive

These are just pictures of the Soanish Foreign legion that keep getting passed on the net. Its hot, but it has nothing to do with the quarantine.

Ahhh. Well a boy can dream

What exactly do "foreign legions" do?

They stand around looking purdy.

It's an army force. They were in Afghanistan/Iraq, and they mainly do NATO peacekeeping missions.

They will also serve as jerk off fantasy material for me this evening

R20 Imagine waking up to that bugler!

For R22

They look straight out of a FuckerMate video.

This one sure does R25.

[quote]They're kinda sexy!

That crotch grab...wow...where is my fainting couch??? Thank you OP for starting this thread. A real moodlifter in these dark times.

These pics are great but they are years old.

About 2017 R28.

I could look at these guys for days. What R27 said, "A real moodlifter in these dark times."

"Padded down", OP?

Hello French Foreign Soldier!

Spanish 2018:

So are these guys all gay? Do foreign legions allow marriage or is it some kind of warrior cult type thing? A job like any other?

Can you imagine any American armed forces man opening their shirt like so?

They look like Spanish soldiers in a Kristen Bjorn video.

Beautiful, esp the one on the right.

Beautiful, esp the one on the right.

Legion etrangere

R31 not nearly as hot as the Spanish

Agree with R39. The Spanish seem to be so into each other.

You gotta love Latin countries. The men know they're hot and they flaunt it.

R39, I agree. I would take the French soldier over any of the Spanish queens. Their uniforms look like something straight from a porn set.

Contrast with NYPD cops waddling around attempting to enforce quarantine!

R43, I cannot believe how ugly and fat the NYPD has become over the years.

R44 - I can . They're consummate douchebags.

Unlike the French Legion, the Spanish Legion allows women to join and they constitute about 10% of the strength

Fuck yeah, R45. Unhelpful assholes for the most part.

Who cares r46?

Don’t let the gashes in, they’ll take the boys away from us and each other.

You see them at least in big cities. I admit some of them are so hot I just stay still and watch them. Sometimes there have been a bar or cafe and I have been able to sit drink and admire with hard on. Spanish guys are hot and with those uniforms they show everything.

Bet they'd beat you if they catch you staring.

R50 No. Madrid and Barcelona have very open gay community. I think they are used to it. Relax enjoy the view and smile if they notice.

never realized Spaniards were so fucking hot. Hard to find a man that ISN'T good looking in those pics

The Foreign Legion have always been hot whores.

R51 Uh no, machismo is a big thing is spain much like it is in south America, I'd rather not be called a marica (faggot) by some douche in the middle of the street.

A buddy met a soldier from a French Foreign Legion in bar. Nothing sexual, they were just drinking and talking. The stories the soldier told him were absolutely insane. Apparently some of the soldiers there are total psychopaths. One tried to kill him when he was sleeping. If I remember correctly they were on a leave and possibly in a brothel sleeping after having sex with a hooker. The guy woke up in the middle of the night when his soldier buddy was on top of him trying to kill him, and I mean really trying. The only way he could defend himself was to bite him in the throat and that's what he did. He tore open the throat and killed the guy. He sneaked out through the window. This happened in some major city in Africa decades ago.

It all could be total bullshit but I've read crazy things about the French Foreign Legion elsewhere as well so I tend to believe the guy my friend met. I've no idea if the Spanish Legion is the same but after hearing the story I've learnt to see international mercenaries in a quite stark light.

So someone explain R26's pic.

^ MARIA!

I think R51 is speaking from personal experience of Madrid and Barcelona, not Bumfuck, Tierra del Fuego R54.

R26's pic: the gayling in the background, top left, looks suitably interested.

Photoshop, R56.

[quote]Photoshop

yeah, it's fake

Unless he has see-through thighs, R61

Should get those boys from that show Elite out doing this ....

2018 story from The Telegraph. Slim down fatties!

These two aren't fat at all. The one on the right has superb waist and hips (I also like his Adam's apple).

R54 has never been to Spain.

Are you "special" r56?

I'm not even joking, that's the only explanation I can think of. You thought that was a real pic?

So the important question. Any of these soldiers gay? Even if they're not, would they bbe down for gay sex? How would you rate your chances of hooking up with a Spanish soldier vs, say, a US marine?

If you want to see them moving about, just watch or skim through this video at your leisure.

If they are underpaid, like British Guardsmen used to be, they would be DTF for a price.

Spain is not what it was even ten years ago. Attitudes are quite relaxed, and all the major cities have thriving gay communities.

The cum in Spain falls mainly on my face.

This can't be real. Are there still flights to Spain?

"I'm with the band"

In R69's video, VPL at 2:45, the guy's holding a ram. No kidding.

Muchísimas gracias, R69

Their outfits are beyond campy. The Village People looks more masculine.

The legionaries travel with a goat (renowned as a "crazy" animal) at parades and public events; but in this case they nothing to fear about being upstaged by an animal act.

Uhmmm, wow....I kind of need to try to be in Spain right now. Including so I can meet up with Desi Arnaz, Sr., picture on the right in R14's photo!

Our soldiers don’t look like that

EXPLAIN R56's pic? I just want to RIM it!

Open wide, boys.

[quote]Bet they'd beat you if they catch you staring.

Maybe if you didn't stare, but that would take time away from posing and tugging at their cocks, so no. They are quite accustomed to attention and don't object to admirers.

[quote] In [R69]'s video, VPL at 2:45, the guy's holding a ram. No kidding.

Whoa! That's more than just VPL!

When I was in Spain, the full beards like you see in the pics and video here were really in fashion. The beards made them look even more macho and studly.

those guys are yummy

Wow. Thanks r69. I could watch that forever.

Can someone look into the bios of Spanish porn stars and see if any served in the foreign legion?

Video of the thick-thighed, tight pants wearing soldiers doing a very lively march. At 8:50, you can observe a "well-packaged" bearded soldier with sunglasses, to the right, walking past his marching comrades.

Spanish learners can also test their comprehension by listening to the commentary. Otherwise, just enjoy viewing the tightly uniformed men.

R89 - he's fucking sexy

From the original pic, I like top right guy.

They dress trashy and sleazy, not hot.

Yeah there has to be some queen behind the scenes dressing these circuit muscle men. The porn police officer look totally works, but it’s kinda funny too. Even the well-coifed facial hair they all seen to have screams gay porn.

They look very swarthy.

And those uniforms are not fit to be seen in public. How vulgar!

You’re right. I’ll be glad to look at them in private.

Those uniforms are the best. I love to look at them. Mostly hot guys, hairy chests facial hair tight pants showing everything.

I'm impressed by all the thickness. Spanish guys that age are mostly thin.

The guy in front at r89 is thick AF with a meaty ass. Just how I like them. The skinny guy on the right does nothing for me.

Me encanto!

Great thread, thanks, OP!

They all have hot bubble butts. too!

While hot they still can’t compete with the US army bros. Especially the ones that are special ops . Then again I just like them big and muscular

R101 you keep your star spangled MAGA enlisted men. I want the Spaniard foreign legion