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How is DL Fav Chrissy Metz coping with the Coronavirus Crisis?

I'm worried about her. I know she's a long-time Costco shopper, but I still hope she has enough toilet paper.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 23, 2020 3:32 PM

She's just about to eat that child, isn't she?

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2020 6:30 PM

You see that child in the photo? They ran out of food at Safeway so she ate him right after the photo was taken.

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2020 6:33 PM

I was just thinking the other day...

I don't know why but I always think 'Chrissy' seems like such a quintessential fat girl name.

'Tina' is too.

But not 'Christine' or 'Christina'.

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2020 6:38 PM

I knew I HAD to start a thread when I came across that photo on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2020 6:38 PM

Help. Me.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2020 6:39 PM

Fee fi fo fum

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2020 6:41 PM

As food supplies begin to dwindle young children and other small creatures that can't move quickly should be kept away from Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2020 6:47 PM

What's Pon using to take care of Chrissy's sanitary needs?

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2020 7:04 PM

How big has Metz' face gotten? Her grinning mug is roughly 10X the size of that child's face.

Love the polka dots on her circus tent, though. Festive!

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2020 7:05 PM

God she looks 63 in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2020 7:10 PM

RIP cute little blond boy.

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2020 8:03 PM

He was delicious.

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2020 8:03 PM

By seizing and snacking on little children, evidently??

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2020 8:04 PM

What a cute little boy! RIP

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2020 8:16 PM

This will give her time to work out on the treadmill and in the pool she has in her home. She’s going to come out of quarantine a hundred pounds lighter and wow all you haters.

by Anonymousreply 15March 22, 2020 7:47 AM

R15, she’d need to lose far more than 100 pounds for the loss to be discernible, let alone enviable.

by Anonymousreply 16March 22, 2020 7:52 AM

R15, How does she rate a 3 year quarantine?

by Anonymousreply 17March 22, 2020 9:03 AM

[quote]What's Pon using to take care of Chrissy's sanitary needs?

Live sheep.

by Anonymousreply 18March 22, 2020 10:04 AM

Will anyone be able to hear that poor little tyke's muffled screams for help when he's stuffed inside her snack purse?

by Anonymousreply 19March 22, 2020 10:05 AM

#IStayHomeFor

Reasons... namely that walking is hard.

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by Anonymousreply 20March 23, 2020 3:21 PM

She’s already lost a couple hundred pounds.

Still not noticeable. Yet.

by Anonymousreply 21March 23, 2020 3:25 PM

She'd look really funny in a face mask, with the huge second chin.

by Anonymousreply 22March 23, 2020 3:32 PM
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