Chris Cuomo peen print while showing his followers home workout ideas during this Coronavirus era

God, do I miss Bernard Shaw, Judy Woodruff and Peter Arnett.

He's a terrible bottom

Bad link in OP you tease

Linky schtinky, OP

I don't see any peen print

OP IS A FUCKING CUNT

sorry it's the way DL handles instagram videos. It doesn't play them in the way it does with twitter videos

go to his instagram to see it. It's the second most recent post

R5, However, I do see a faint pee print.

It plays if you go to DL settings and turn OFF link previews.

Come back to the thread and you’ll see just hyperlinks.

Click the hyperlink and it takes you to the page that plays.

You will come across a lot of presumably dead links on DL that will actually play if you do this.*

* when you return to the thread, and forgot to note the number of the post with the link before you went to settings, (if the post was mid thread and not OP) you may have trouble locating the post/link in question because the entire thread has compressed without the larger preview windows. SCROLL BACK UPWARD to find what you were looking for.

The Cuomo men do not age well.

omg Mario in the comments

macantone Verified I’ll be right over for my session. Can I just sit in the couch and watch you! I’ll bring chips.

Cuomo is insufferable. His show is all about HIM...giving us poor low-lifes HIS profound opinions on whatever.

He looks a lot older in that video than on his show.

Can someone post the picture from another source, pretty please?

Old, fat farts keep yapping the link doesn't work for them again. Grans, you should educate yourself about the link preview function before the corona finishes you off, okay?

It's also just a 5 min fitness video and Cuomo is wearing some baggy shorts instead of his usual black suit. No peen print anywhere with those shorts.

So it's all bullshit, R16? Then fuck you, Cunt R15.

Corona is also coming for the "young." Can I have your stuff?

There is a nice peen bulge, but you don't see a good profile of his cock. I have seen other workout videos where you can see his cut mushroom head.

Pics or it's bullshit.

The false bulge troll has been here for eternity.

OP needs a lesson on" visible peen print," aka "Visible Penis Line."

I bet throws a mean hot fuck.

Uhm, the penile outline is definitely worth sharing as I can make out what's likely a very nice 6-8" cock and fat mushroom head, Slurp-worthy.

You mean at R21, R22 and R23?

You all are perverts. This man has kids. You wouldn't want them stumbling across this and seeing people talking about their father's dick would you?

What would his little kids be doing on Datalounge, R25?

R26 He said the other night on his show, that his children live on the internet, and that his son is a gamer with other kids all over the America. And that he can't get his son to leave his bed because of it.

Kids like them are probably all over the internet. Who knows what sites they visit. We all use the same internet after all.

Well, then, Chris Cuomo's kids: YOUR DAD IS A SWEET PIECE OF ASS WITH A BIG FAT FUCKIN' COCK AND WE'D ALL SEED HIS JUICY MANCUNT.

Now go to bed, kids!

Fredo

Are DLers commenting on his IG??!? There were like four posts calling him a power bottom — WTF. And he responds to them too!!

I like him and I like his show — his wife’s family has had a house in the Hamptons for years (she’s a total snotty bitch) so that sets him up nice. Was he doing that workout from NYC or “Out East?” And the mother is in the city with him ? (Is she also Italian by the way?)

Chris tops Colbert.

He means well... but... he's just not very bright. And insufferable. When he calls Don Lemon "My man!", "D Lemon!" and "My brother!" Cringeworthy. And he always tries to chat up much brighter Anderson, who always looks embarrassed.

R32 I get you but to me he’s just being himself, which I like, as opposed to someone’s impression of a “serious news anchor.”

He’s also the only CNN anchor at this point who gives us the facts but doesn’t get us all up in hysterics — I seriously can’t watch the other shows at this point (and I like pretty much all of them to some degree or other).

(R33) I get you too. He's not terrible...I just wish he were more serious. I also don't like it when Anderson get's silly. I much prefer the classic newsmen who weren't "personalities". They all do it now.

F&F for OP and his fake penis print.

Are you guys watching on cellphones? I'm watching on a laptop and only 1:30 into the video it's been almost constant visible cock head.

Very nice.

I don't care about his intellect. He's my ideal guy. I love everything about him.

R38 he definitely has gotten better looking as he’s gotten older but he’s has some work done for sure. He got his teeth fixed which of course everyone does, but he used to have terrible skin, I mean around when he was 30/35, so he did something drastic there. And then his face/jaw kind of filled out and got more defined but I guess that’s age. He used to look a lot more “Italian,” basically.

I love him.

I love this video and the visible head.

And I love the cunt OP that posted it

What about my cameo?

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

Huh. I thought you skags sneered at average sized dicks.

His wife is a rich bitch? Interesting. I know nothing about her but may have to google.

News men are supposed to be like the Ken doll...pretty, sort of handsome, bland, church-going sort of straight, nondescript, happy horseshit, kind of grating but you can’t put your finger on it, no peen and no bulge.

I'd have him inside me any night of the week. Or, better yet, every night of the week.

R28 LOL hope the kids went to bed satisfied with your pithy little summary

Yeah, I'd have him, he's cute. I'd do him.

Why is he so dumb and his brother is so smart?

HE is not dumb, compared to anyone at FOX

Isn't he a lawyer? Why do people think he's dumb? Being a news anchor isn't as fancy as NY governor, but that doesn't mean he's dumb. He probably only prefers money over power.

R36, I watched on my laptop and enlarged it and ALL you see is a slight bulge. This peen head talk is BULLSHIT!

I think he's intelligent. He's not dumb just vain. Most good looking people are

Good feet too.

I've always thought Chris was beautiful. A little disappointed that the peen is so small, but I'd still love to munch on it all night long.

Don Lemon has, you impostor.

It's a bit more than a bulge but not quite VPL. He's not wearing anything under those shorts.

[quote]Good feet too.

No, he has webbed feet like Ashton Kutcher.

r10=Sandra Lee

I believe his teeth are natural. I remember photos of him when he was very young and what stood out was his beautiful green eyes and great teeth.

R58, He got those from me.

Yes, he inherited his pretty boy looks from his mother, the lovely Matilda.

He looks like a real hot Italian goombah. And those are gold-medal nips: They're among the McChewiest!

I consider him perfect husband material. Not just looks and muscle but also smart, liberal, and fun. He doesn't take himself as seriously as stuck ups like Jake Tapper. He's not afraid to have fun on his show

Jake Tapper always looks like he's suffering from constipation.

[quote] I’ve always thought Chris was beautiful. A little disappointed that the peen is so small, but I'd still love to munch on it all night long

That’s the thing about Italians. In my experience, in that department they either astound or deeply disappoint. There doesn’t seem to be much in the middle as it were

I hope he's circumcised.

He's fat, has a flat ass and waxes his legs. Plus he's a douchebag. No thanks.

Remember when he was covering that hurricane? I had the news on all day.

I want him to mount me and ride me for hours!

Those biceps and arms are glorious....

His Instagram used to be amazing. It was just pictures and videos of him sweaty working out. He changed all that after he got his own show :/

I understand his breath smells quite rancid.

Italians are not known for their personal hygiene

geez, even HE is a media attention whore? newsflash: chris cuomo your NOT a celebrity, your NOT a "star". and NOR SHOULD YOU WANT TO BE OR TRY TO BE!.. why can't he and others simply be journalists and shun any kind of media attention in every other form besides their job, their show? why can't he or anyone be walter cronkite, edward r. murrow?...

i mean seriously, between him and anderson cooper and don lemon (getting plastered on national tv every new year's eve broadcast!, how embarrassing!)....

R73 a lot has changed since 1955.

[quote] chris cuomo your NOT a celebrity, your NOT a "star".

Oh, dear.

Is he a gay?

R76 I'd settle for bi. He makes my pants require constant shifting. Perfect husband material as mentioned up thread. He checks all my boxes and is welcome to fill all the ones he wants.

I've posted this before but another poster goes to his gym and Chris stands bare ass in front of the sinks shaving.

Take a moment to reflect on that. Then pop your nut.

I think he's very close to perfect. And if you ancient dusty queens can't see his dick floppin around in those shorts then you're blind as fuck.

If Chris Cuomo shaves naked at a sink at a gym, why hasn't some enterprising fag snapped a photo with their phone??? America needs to see this. STAT!!

[R71], he needs to remember to brush his teeth after every blowjob.

I have always suspected Matilda Cuomo of "passing." Take a long, hard look.

If he shaves naked, he has a beautiful cock. And not a small one either.

One thing I don’t like is how cozy he is with so many of his interviews. He just had Peter Navarro on from White House. They might as well have snuggled at the end.

Chris Cuomo is very handsome and he has a great body, but oddly, I am not turned on by him at all.

Boris Sanchez really lights my fire though!

R79, like many a DL queen, sees what she wants to. Poor dumb whore.

Oh, I’d tap that

R28 that’s a good one, that’s funny

R85 yes, Boris S is dreamy.

Chris is reveling in everyone getting off to him each day during the quarentine

I saw plenty of marvelous peen in that video. This commando workout and word of shaving naked in gyms makes suspect he has a tad of exhibitionist in him. I hope these videos become more and more "showy". Being that his family is 100 miles away as mentioned in the video I immediately got ab image of Chris spanking it daily to online porn.

I wish BriWi would give us an outline of his peen print.

A tad of exhibitionist? It’s this side of a miracle he doesn’t have an Only Fans.

I feel cheated. None of the videos purporting peen will play for me. I haven't seen a goddamn thing. :(

He 100% would have started an Onlyfans by now it if he wasn't famous

R91.... now, you got me, picturing chris whacking off, and how he "does it' and of course his orgasm face and how much he shoots and any verbal noises too! lol!..wonder if chris is a "slow and easy making love to himself whacker" or a "fast and furious like a kid whacker"?...

I wanna sniff his pits so bad.

I bet just the scent of him would make me nut.

R97, His scent is a mixture of garlic and oregano.

Guys, remember, this man has children.

Andrew for president and Chris for vice president. What do you think guys?

One Cuomo who can lead the country and one all the gays and females can lust after. We deserve this after 4 years of Trump.

R99, you mean him doing it with his children? I just came a little.

Nah, one poster upthread reminded us that Chris is a married man with children and we should stop lusting after him or mention his dick. Lol.

If he was shaving naked in front of the sinks at my gym, I'd shave naked at the next sink over. We'd probably already knew each other from many years at the gym.

i'd rinse his balls

"Guys, remember, this man has children."

Obviously, R99 is new here.

Men have children. What's your point? Do we have toddlers reading DL?

Knowing a guy has a wife just makes me want to suck harder and make him moan so she hears.....

He's got a great body for an older dude. His face really shows his age, though.

Jesus, he is hot as fuck.

I'd pay him twenty grand to fuck me.

That's not too impressive, especially for an Italian guy.

He's clearly commando from the front print and the obvious butt crack when he turns around.

C knows what he's doing.

Damn! None of the videos/photos work in these Cuomo threads!

R113 turn off link previews. Instagram links don't post well here

[R114] you are a GOD. Thank you for that!

He should have worked out harder. Now he has the 'rona.

CNN anchor Chris Cuomo has been diagnosed with Covid-19, the network said in a memo to employees on Tuesday. He is feeling well, and will continue to anchor his 9 p.m. program "Cuomo Prime Time" from his home.

Funny how all the thirsty people get it.

OMG. Chris tested positive. Andrew just announced it.

No surprise Fredo tests positive. We always knew he would come to a bad end.

R21, if that’s Chris Cuomo, thank you for sharing that incredibly hot pic. It sent me into orbit. Chris Cuomo is my ideal man. The man is perfection.

Oh my.

so he has to have symptoms already if he tested positive right? if so, then how can or should or would want to still do his show LIVE from home??

R122, he said:

[quote]"I have been exposed to people in recent days who have subsequently tested positive and I had fevers, chills and shortness of breath," he wrote. "I just hope I didn't give it to the kids and Cristina. That would make me feel worse than this illness!"

He implied had all the symptoms but they weren't that serious and have already subsided. He's talking about it as if it had already happened but he's still in the period where he could pass it along.

He's a news person with a TV slot & a contract. He's going to work until he seriously can't. It's not just about the money, it's just one of those professions where you push through illness especially when the show is named after you.

Working your body out when it is sick? That is a dumb idea.

I volunteer to fulfill any of his needs while he is quarentinning away from his family

Chris can sit on my face, wrinkles and all.

[quote]I volunteer to fulfill any of his needs while he is [bold]quarentinning[/bold] away from his family

If anything ever deserved an "Oh, dear!"...

R65. I hope he's not!

I want to nurse him back to health, feed him and bathe him. I want to soap up his gorgeous body and gently wash away his pain. I want to rinse him, and see the soapy suds glide down his glorious body. I want to dry him with a sumptuous white towel. I want to gaze at his enchanting beauty, as he walks to his bed, clad only in a blazing white towel......

He so hot! I watch him whenever he is on and think nasty things. I want him in me...in me hard!

He was one hot looking dude in his early 40s with the curly hair and tight body.

[quote]Chris can sit on my face, wrinkles and all.

Chris does not want to sit on your wrinkles.

God, I hope there's a shower in that basement where he's quarantining.