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What Other Kinds Of Nuns Are There?

I mean besides the kind that sing and the kind that fly.

by Anonymousreply 50March 26, 2020 8:37 PM

There are the kind that used a ruler to rap me across the knuckles when I was in school.

by Anonymousreply 1March 18, 2020 3:11 PM

I guess those were rapping nuns, lol.

by Anonymousreply 2March 18, 2020 3:11 PM

The murdered kind.

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by Anonymousreply 3March 18, 2020 3:26 PM

The kind that giggle

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by Anonymousreply 4March 18, 2020 3:40 PM

Nuns of color

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by Anonymousreply 5March 18, 2020 3:47 PM

Lesbian

by Anonymousreply 6March 18, 2020 3:48 PM

Coloring books nuns

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by Anonymousreply 7March 18, 2020 3:49 PM

Nuns that come from behind to scare the shit out of you . . .

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by Anonymousreply 8March 18, 2020 3:50 PM

There were the kind with long trunks

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by Anonymousreply 9March 18, 2020 3:51 PM

There are nuns in several religions not limited to Christianity, Buddhism, Taoism, etc.

There are teaching orders, missionary sisters, cloistered nuns, nursing orders, social worker nuns (ministering to "fallen women".)

by Anonymousreply 10March 18, 2020 3:53 PM

Art Historians

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by Anonymousreply 11March 18, 2020 3:54 PM

Disco nuns. Sister Janet Mead with her 70s jam of The Lord’s Prayer

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by Anonymousreply 12March 18, 2020 3:55 PM

Nuns that fall for Elvis

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by Anonymousreply 13March 18, 2020 3:57 PM

Nun who didn't fall for Elvis.

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by Anonymousreply 14March 18, 2020 4:03 PM

Pretty nuns... Nah, just kidding

by Anonymousreply 15March 18, 2020 4:07 PM

Devil-possesed Nuns!

by Anonymousreply 16March 18, 2020 4:12 PM

pretend nuns

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by Anonymousreply 17March 18, 2020 4:16 PM

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

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by Anonymousreply 18March 18, 2020 4:16 PM

Capucine Nuns.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 18, 2020 4:38 PM

They have their own province in Canada.

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by Anonymousreply 20March 18, 2020 4:42 PM

Those who collect lingere for needy sexy people

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by Anonymousreply 21March 18, 2020 4:58 PM

Only order of nuns I'm familiar with are the Religious Sisters of Mercy. They're big on the east coast. I recall my Catholic grade school there were two nuns, Sister Mary Florentia and Sister Claire Marie. It's funny in my mid 30's I bumped into Sr. Florentia she remember me, I remembered her. An Irish lass right off the boat when she taught us in the early 1970's. And Sr. Claire strong dyke read on that one.

by Anonymousreply 22March 18, 2020 5:34 PM

R20 that Nun is a territory not a province.

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2020 5:56 PM

Nuns with dicks

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by Anonymousreply 24March 18, 2020 7:30 PM

Leaping Nuns from the Order of St. Beryl:

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by Anonymousreply 25March 18, 2020 7:35 PM

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence

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by Anonymousreply 26March 19, 2020 12:27 AM

Buddhist nuns

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by Anonymousreply 27March 19, 2020 12:45 AM

Nuns with the stigmata.

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by Anonymousreply 28March 19, 2020 12:49 AM

Fellini nuns - seemingly ready for take-off.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 19, 2020 12:51 AM

Blue ones!

by Anonymousreply 30March 19, 2020 3:18 AM

We'll try that again..lol: Blue ones!

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by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2020 3:20 AM

Knuckle-wrappers. Punishers. Wise Mother Superiors. Too-Close Novices.

Dykes!

by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2020 3:22 AM

Sisters of Mercy. Daughters of Our Lady of the Sacred Heart. Brown Josephites. Sisters of Charity. Sacre Coeur sisters. Benedictines. Carmelite nuns. Ursuline nuns.

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2020 3:41 AM

An appreciation of nuns.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2020 3:43 AM

Political nuns...

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by Anonymousreply 35March 20, 2020 5:57 AM

Pregnant Nuns

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by Anonymousreply 36March 20, 2020 6:04 AM

Evan-Jellicle Nuns!

Are you blind when you're born again? Can you pee in the park? Do you think you're a queen? Are you free with the blame? Can you say of your ruler that it's worse than your bark? Do you bring a guitar when you ride in a plane?

Evan-jellicle nuns are and evan-jellicle nuns do Evan-jellicles do and evan-jellicles would Evan-jellicle nuns would and evan-jellicle nuns can Evan-jellicles can and evan-jellicles do

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by Anonymousreply 37March 20, 2020 6:10 AM

Nuns on a road trip.

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by Anonymousreply 38March 20, 2020 7:02 AM

The Evil kind

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by Anonymousreply 39March 20, 2020 12:01 PM

disapproving nuns

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by Anonymousreply 40March 20, 2020 12:18 PM

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence

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by Anonymousreply 41March 20, 2020 12:42 PM

There are nuns on a bus.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 20, 2020 3:57 PM

In high school, Sister Mary Francis took to disliking me. She was very critical of me until I started coming to class high. Then she seemed to get nicer. She then chose me for a college-level AP class on the Civil war, which I failed, unfortunately. I shoveled her walkway one snowy winter day, and she insisted on paying me,which was charming, as she was clearly impoverished. Overall, I grew to liking her. She was the only mean nun I encountered in 7 years of Catholic religious education.

by Anonymousreply 43March 20, 2020 4:07 PM

Nunchucks

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by Anonymousreply 44March 20, 2020 7:20 PM

director Trevor Nunn

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by Anonymousreply 45March 20, 2020 7:49 PM

Vampire hunting nuns.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 20, 2020 8:13 PM

r33 No love for IHM's? Immaculate Heart of Mary nuns. The order who taught me in Catholic elementary school. I can still remember many of their names:

-Mother Clare Agnes: Very kind and maternal. Huge, she could fill up a doorway.

-Mother Mary Magdalene diPazzi: Direct opposite of above. Small, wizened with index fingers like talons. I remember she grabbed the head of a girl who had carrot-y bright red hair, and touched it to the floor, because she thought the girl dyed her hair. This occurred as we were lining up to practice for the May Procession in 6th or 7th grade.

-Sister Edith Marie: VERY devout, if there was one nun in that convent who might've had stigmata, it was her.

-Sister Domenica: How she controlled 80 2nd graders I'll never know.

-Sister Patricia Ann: You could tell she was new at the game, we had her wrapped around our fingers.

-Sister Virginia Therese: Another linebacker, she brooked no disobedience.

-Sister St. Jude: Beautiful, slight of build, flawless skin(what there was visible through her wimple), young-ish, wore pince-nez eyeglasses, firm, wanted to be our pal.

-Sister Carmel Marie: Darkish, very tall, basketball player tall.

-Sister St. Daniel: My 8th grade teacher. Loved her, the kind of nun you could have a beer with. Very level-headed, worldly-wise and a devilish sense of humor. "You bold brazen article" and "You blatherskite" were her two most common invectives.

Amazing what sticks in my brain after almost 60 years.

by Anonymousreply 47March 20, 2020 11:30 PM

Shopping nuns.

by Anonymousreply 48March 20, 2020 11:57 PM

I don’t think the IHMs made it to Australia, R47!

by Anonymousreply 49March 26, 2020 8:32 PM

The bonnet school nuns from Doubt

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by Anonymousreply 50March 26, 2020 8:37 PM
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