Harry Styles Poses Nude in Fishnet Tights for New Magazine Cover

I'd fuck me.

Would you fuck me?

Does he show dong?

He actually looks really uncomfortable...

Harry has been experimenting a lot with women's clothing, lately.

Is he transitioning?

Damn, I'd love to bang Harry while he wears that outfit at R1.

R4 No, but dudes wearing feminine clothing/makeup is the new thing that turns on teenage girls. It makes him "sensitive" and "indie" and turns them on, and since teenage girls are his main fanbase, it makes him a pretty penny.

R3 He probably is uncomfortable, all of the "manic pixie dream boy" shit he's been doing lately is probably just an act his manager(s) have forced him into. As much as we can pretend he's not, he's still just a product and nothing more, just as he was back in the 1D days when Simon Cowell was pulling his strings.

“Would you fuck me?“

I’d do you doggy Styles

He looks like he stinks. His hair and skin look greasy.

People with tattoos like his frequently have abscesses, boils, infected zits, and other pus-filled eruptions on their skin. He looks like a meth addict to me. He's almost certainly not, but it's still not an attractive look, in my opinion.

Nope.

I wish Harry Styles stopped trying to make Harry Styles happen.

GROSS!

Does he even bathe?

Will he ever stop gaybaiting? I'm so sick of this straight attention whore thinking he's so edgy when he's just another breeder.

(R1) Nothing about him is sexy. Skanky bod, dead eyes, fem stereotype. Pass.

Harry is just doing what a shit ton of other male celebrities who are "teen heartthrobs" are doing right now. The current cash-cow fantasy teen girls are buying is the man who fulfills their dream of hooking up with their gay best friend. Think about. They're crafting him into being a gay best friend figure but this time leaving him straight, so that, like I said, they can make money off of fulfilling these sad teenage girls' fantasy of hooking up with their gay best friend.

The reas means nothing because he’s gross regardless. Just nasty. All of the OD twinks look disgusting. But Styles is the worst and Uber-skankiest.

The reaSONS....damned four year old iPad keyboard.

If he's wearing tights and loafers, he's not completely nude, stupid headline OP

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Is this what teen girls want these days?

So hot and my COVID-19 is cured all of the sudden!!!

R20 Yes. It's the fantasy of having sex with a gay man. They all crave it. It's odd.

Not the eyetalian girls in South Philly...they all want heterosexual white juiceheads and white rappers. Most of them are whores in training anyway.

R20 and R22, it has ever been thus. You may not be old enough, but back in the day there were Davy Jones, Bobby Sherman, and dozens of young, nearly sexless-looking "cute boy" actors that adolescent girls had serious crushes on. Those actors and singers may not have actually been gay, but they had that virginal boy-next-door clean wholesome look that doesn't threaten a girl who isn't ready for full-on sex.

Harry's circling the drain.

Kinky cocksuceuer

R6 Nothing new about this... David Bowie and Prince did this decades ago.

Meh. I'll pass... Sexless and ugly tats. Let the teenage girls have him.

The photographer, whoever it is, is a hack. That's just a snapshot.

He’s allergic to hygiene. Like Pigpen with a modicum of talent...

More charisma rather than talent

He doesn't seem to be enjoying it anymore.

I feel like he's trying a bit too hard this go round.

R32/R33 Which is ironic, as he's now saying he felt he was trying too hard and wasn't enjoying himself when he did his first solo album, and this time around it's meant to be all real and authentically him, etc

He looks unshowered, as he is want to do.

All yours, OP.

He's the blind mans Paul Newman.

He has no body except in his hair.

You'd think the teen girls would have moved on by now. Who still cares about this fake pretentious creature?

And THIS is what wedged between the downlow man embrace that is Gerber and Clooney? Egads.

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Yuck. Niall Horan may be fat, but he's tattoo free and would look better in those fishnets than Styles.

I wish I was the chair.

Niall would look so sexy in those fishnets!

Niall is a fat pig with short legs who looks terrible in anything except jeans and a T shirt.

Some people are just not into bathing, showering or personal hygiene. Others are into that stuff. I don't think it's a big deal. Live and let live.

If he's nude beneath those fishnets then what must that chair smell like?

Poor taste. He doesn’t look sexy at all. He’s trying to be controversial like Madonna

Who thinks Harry Styles was repeatedly sexually abused as a child?

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

R44 Why are you calling Niall a fat pig? I think he looks good

Styles doesn't look virginal.

Yeah, I'm sure women find that real exciting.

I can't fathom how anyone could consider that guy hot.

Fat lumbering Niall has a real beer belly on him these days.

How did he even get the belly? He used to be lean

'Harry's circling the drain.'

Sure, cunt, with an album released on 13 December that went platinum in the US in just six weeks. All the other 1dead boys are half way down the fucking drain. Niall is looking to sell only 60k his debut week, with tour bundles, as opposed to Harry's 470k. His album Fine Line has been in the top 15 on Billboard for over three months. The lead single is still at number 8 on the Hot 100 after 230 days.

R54 that pic was 2 years old. His recent pic

'He looks unshowered, as he is want to do.'

Shame you aren't even literate. It's 'wont', you spastic.

'How did he even get the belly? He used to be lean'

Hogran boasts about drinking ten pints of Guinness a night on a regular basis and is famous for his love of fast food. He's been slowly putting on weight since 2010. He was too skinny before so looked fine up until 2017, when he morphed into a lard ball.

I always thought Niall was the cutest. He also seems the most down to earth, and relatively normal. And I love an irish accent.

Zane has the best good looking face Niall is the sexiest one Harry has the whole package

"Hogran" 😂 Is he still famous for being a glutton? I remember it being awoke back in 2012.

Ezra Miller did it better.

Sorry, I meant a *joke!

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Those heart emojis around his belly. SO FUNNY. Who does that? 🤣

R52 Not sure if sarcasm, but you'd be surprised how man young female fans are really into guys wearing fishnets, lipstick and all. Ezra Miller has plenty of fangirls as well.

So are these young female fans just trying to inch as close as they can to fucking another woman without actually fucking another woman?

'Hogran - is he still famous for being a glutton'?

Yes and it really caught up with him these past couple of years. He's twice the size he was in 1d.

Dying in his Falling music video.

[Quote] So are these young female fans just trying to inch as close as they can to fucking another woman without actually fucking another woman?

The funny thing about cross dressing is that it tends to emphasise the masculinity (or femininity if the person is a woman) of the cross dresser. Some people find that hot - e.g. a woman in a man's blazer.

R70 Niall Horan still has people drooling over him! I doubt he'd have girls wanting to fuck him if he was actually fat or a glutton.

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Sorry r72 but Bowie never seemed more masculine when he femmed up neither did Prince.

Elder gay isolating right now: I love his new album and really liked his SNL show. Loving his styling choices, whomever is making them.

[Quote] Sorry but Bowie never seemed more masculine when he femmed up neither did Prince.

I guess I failed to make my point. Observe Prince in this outfit - to me, his hairy legs and hairy chest are thrown into higher relief by what he's wearing. It's the juxtaposition of the woman's outfit and his hairy male body. I'm not suggesting that if you put him in... overalls he'd look less masculine.

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Styles looks great. Everyone else is boring as hell compared to him. I'm sure his label would love him to masc out and get even more sales, but he's refusing.

Nonsense. Styles has 0 flair. It's no less boring than any other "I've just painted my nailes" guy.

*nails

[Quote] I'm sure his label would love him to masc out and get even more sales

Oh, that'll probably happen. Femme/masc, it's all image creation and presentation.

'Nonsense. Styles has 0 flair. It's no less boring than any other "I've just painted my nailes" guy.'

US Vogue and British Vogue, plus GQ, Esquire, Paper, Faded and all the other major style magazines disagree with you. They run articles about him every time he leaves the house.

'Oh, that'll probably happen. Femme/masc, it's all image creation and presentation.'

Nope. He femmes out more in every photoshoot.

[Quote] US Vogue and British Vogue, plus GQ, Esquire, Paper, Faded and all the other major style magazines disagree with you. They run articles about him every time he leaves the house.

Didn't US Vogue put Kanye and Kim Kardashian on the cover? Flair, style doesn't mean shit to them. Celebrity is king.

[quote]young, nearly sexless-looking "cute boy" actors that adolescent girls had serious crushes on. Those actors and singers may not have actually been gay, but they had that virginal boy-next-door clean wholesome look that doesn't threaten a girl who isn't ready for full-on sex.

I don't think teen beat magazine is Styles' style at all. He's more Mick Jagger or Pete Moon, a bit of Stevie Nicks and Steven Tyler. He's super cool. Sexy, moody, real. He's not great looking. But he's very stylish and has real appeal. I like his music too. He's trying for something more. Yeah, he looks a little unwashed and like he smells of cigarettes. Teen girls are not what they used to be. Bieber isn't about to put on fishnets and loafers. Styles is not trying to look fuckable like Prince did in a dress. Prince was a fucking tease. So SEXY. Long before my time.

Excuse, price was sexy? In which planet? That midget was not even remotely decent looking

'He's more Mick Jagger or Pete Moon, a bit of Stevie Nicks and Steven Tyler. He's super cool. Sexy, moody, real.'

Yep. His huge fandom think he is stunning and swoon over every new picture. His latest album went platinum in the US in six weeks and he's practically sold out an arena tour for this year - although it will probably need to be rescheduled. His social media engagement stats are insane.

We ain't all 80 year old white bottoms out here. Hell yes Prince was SEXY.

I don’t find him attractive at all. He is scrawny and looks like he smells bad.

l'He is scrawny and looks like he smells bad.'

You're clearly a redneck Trumptard who thinks all men with tattoos or hair over two inches long are unclean and stink. If you think a 6 ft tall guy who weighs 170 pounds is skinny, it's because you're 5 ft 8 and tip the scale at 300 lbs yourself, you fat fuck.

Crazy Stan

Recent photo of Niall Hogran with his greasy lumpy fat face.

Why is someone posting about Niall Horan as if that has any bearing on what DLers think of Harry Styles' appearance.

Niall looks cute!!! Nice chunky guy

What's not to love? Stevie's in love, again.

I am a Democrat and he is gross.

Hard to believe and sad to see Niall morphed into the blubbery boy he is now. I don’t think he is going to get fit again

Didn't he supposedly have a little Harold and Maude thing with Stevie Nicks?

There are even fan accounts dedicated to Niall's weight gain and lardy belly.

Are those Tumblr and Instagram owned by the same girl? Just drooling over his belly.

He's changed so much.

R102 That’s a shocker! So fat these days. It almost looks edited

R101, probably.

The weight gain isn't attractive.

R104 TBH, I don’t think that many people would dedicate accounts to Niall’s weight gain. Must be the same person talking about him like that.

Not a change for the better really.

Haha, R105 his head is so round and that double chin looks pretty prominent.

And this is how he put on all the weight.

R109 Is he putting the whole slice of pizza in his mouth in one go? Quite disgusting

That account is hilarious. He was handsome in 1d and now he looks like the Pilsbury Dough Boy.

Dude was never handsome. Give it up.

What are those LUMPS on his forehead? His skin is so oily too.

Good comparison pictures. You can see he has put on a lot of weight? He looks happier now?

The Instagram account is clearly an account dedicated to his belly. I wouldn’t say the same about the blog someone linked.

He always looks happy because he spends most of his life inebriated.

But so much weight gain on a man of 5ft 8 who earns his living from a fandom who originally stanned a cute skinny blond isn't really a good idea. His latest promo photos are heavily edited to remove his jowls and double chin and those weird fat lumps on his forehead. Styles keeps his weight down and is a lot more photogenic.

And sadly Niall has actually lost two thirds of the fandom he had for his debut, Flicker. His new album is set to debut at around 5 on Billboard with sales of only 55k. His debut had 152k. Styles meanwhile picked up 200k extra sales for Fine Line as compared to his debut.

And yes, BOTH had arena tour bundles. Niall just hasn't sold many tour tickets either. So we have Styles with a 470k debut last December and Niall with a 55k one on Monday. Quite the difference.

Has the guy even realized himself he got fat? I feel bad for him.

This pic is hilarious. He' looks 20 years older than the pic on the left.

Who is he R118? Can we get back to Harry Styles now.

I think he has realised R117.

Maybe he has a medical condition

He has no medical condition, he's a self confessed glutton and junk food addict. He also drinks A LOT. Thinks nothing of downing ten pints of Guinness in a session, which itself is 2500 calories.

R119 Still his best song, love his voice.

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Shame he ruined those excellent legs with scrawls of random ink. Facial hair does not suit him.

I bet his dick has a lot of overhanging foreskin that I could inspect with my tongue.

Apparently smokers are 14 times more likely to get the virus. Louis and Zayn need to take care.

Niall has had a glo down, not a glo up.

I’d call that a glo up

r48 ✋

r69 Teen idol for repressed lesbians? Bieber did it better.

fatties bonding over their addiction to the unhealthy food

I was about to W&W r7, but then I noticed the missing comma. So close.

[QUOTE]I'm sure his label would love him to masc out and get even more sales, but he's refusing.

Except his audience likes the more fem stuff. It's pretty clear from this round of promo that he's not refusing to do anything which might get him extra sales.

[QUOTE] It's pretty clear from this round of promo that he's not refusing to do anything which might get him extra sales.

Except use social media to engage with fans like all his peers do. I'm sure his label and manager have both tried to persuade him to do this but he remains obdurate. He's no pushover.

A lot of his fans -esp those not in the uk - hate the fishnets and wonder if he's transitioning. Much and more lucrative to wear something safer.

I like Harry but in the pic at R40 he looks like Princess Anne.

What an ugly young man he is.

"Except use social media to engage with fans like all his peers do." But by not using social media he's also differentiating himself from the legions of other readily available, relatable teenage idols, singers, actors, influencers and certain other boyband members. It keeps an aura of mystery, that ultimately works for him, especially at this stage in his career, when he doesn't want to be associated with One Direction anymore.

The fishnets work similarly. The vast majority of his fans love them, so it's pretty safe in that regard. And it helps to signal that he's not like the others - not Shawn Mendes, the 1D boys, Justin Bieber etc. Insofar it's actually more lucrative.

Exactly, R136. The Harry stans just want to try and convince themselves that Harry's independently minded or some foolishness.

Besides, nothing would shatter the image that they're trying to push than Harry let loose on social media. Without all the PR bullshit he's a basic bitch who tweets about himself wearing "funny" shirts.

Great comment on an ONTD article about him wearing a Keith Haring shirt which perfectly sums up Harry

[QUOTE]Damn. Imagine if he actually had the personality he thinks he possesses.

He’s testing the water before coming out.

Not really a fan, but I adore "Adore You."

I don't find Harry attractive but on SNL he proved that he's a very good entertainer

Also, I would happily fuck fat Nial.

Stank ass UKer...next.

R139 testing the water? Hahahahaha. He is afraid of water, especially with soap.

He always looked clean, up until the last three or four years. I don't know what happened.

He looked great in late 1D and also at the beginning of his solo career. Also had a personality, otherwise I don't think he would have been the most popular member them. Or the only one, who people know and recognised.

'And it helps to signal that he's not like the others - not Shawn Mendes, the 1D boys, Justin Bieber etc. Insofar it's actually more lucrative.'

It's actually not as Shawn is far more popular. 5m likes on IG as opposed to Harry's 2m. Unambiguously straight is still the way to go for maxiumum popularity. Like Bieber and many before him.

R146 Instagram likes aren't a surefire way to gauge success, otherwise Niall would be nearly as popular as Lady Gaga and he's far from that, but that's beside the point. The thing is that nice, handsome, popular white boy of the moment Shawn Mendes already exists, so it's about being different and focusing on another market share. Being the popular heartthrob of the moment is usually pretty short term too, Bieber is already halfway over. A more quirky, artsy image might help with longevity and probably ties in with Harry's personality, they just cranked it way up. And even bland Shawn likes to play with fashion and pearl necklaces, it's trendy for everyone right now.

[QUOTE]It's actually not as Shawn is far more popular. 5m likes on IG as opposed to Harry's 2m. Unambiguously straight is still the way to go for maxiumum popularity.

Ah yes, the unambiguously straight Shawn Mendes.

The fashion thing with Harry is just an act. Christ, look at the way he dresses when he's not going to be on camera if you need proof. After all, no-one with any authenticity would've ever gone on a Simon Cowell show to begin with.

Unimpressive. Bad tatts.

He looks beautiful.

'The fashion thing with Harry is just an act. Christ, look at the way he dresses when he's not going to be on camera if you need proof'

He does wear his pearls and his crazy flared mustard cords and huge white trousers off duty though. Many many candids of him in them. Vogue hailed him as a fashion leader back in 2012 and they haven't changed their minds. And fashion is of its essence performative so your comment about it 'being an act' is pretty redundant.

'Ah yes, the unambiguously straight Shawn Mendes.'

I've only seen speculation about his sexuality here amongst Larrie type posters like you. As far as his fandom goes. he's straight.

No, there have been blinds for a couple of years about Shawn and his boy love.

Shawn Mendes is a river - Harry Styles is the sea. I want to dive in naked and lose myself in his depths. To find myself in the best of dreams. His love feels like trumpets.

"Unambiguously straight is still the way to go for maximum popularity" The number of articles I've seen just about Harry Styles wearing fishnets and lipstick says otherwise, as do all the other articles about his "gender bending fashion". It garners attention and fashion magazines, pop culture websites, buzzfeed etc. are all over it, as are journalists and especially fans on twitter. It's a dream come true for the latter.

So between the attention it gives him and the euphoria it causes among his fans it's of course something that gives him popularity.

Btw his stylist had all the elements of this gender bending fashion already in photo shoots he styled in 2014, this is something that was already a ready made aesthetic before he ever worked with Harry Styles.

Anything for attention.

No personality, no creativity, no flavor or interesting trait to offer the music scene. Just mediocre af.

He has a really good voice and he can sing, which is more than a lot of pop stars nowadays can claim. He recently covered Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer on Howard Stern and he really did the song justice. His drummer is great too.

[quote]Vogue hailed him as a fashion leader

Yeah, Vogue which Wintour turned into a celeb rag. He gets clicks, they say good things to get said clicks. It's not difficult.

[quote]I've only seen speculation about his sexuality here

That's just deluded. Everyone makes jokes about him being gay. So much so that there are articles written about how people should stop doing it.

Christ, so many people think he's gay that he himself has talked about it, and you're acting like it's just people on DL. Shows you how deluded these fangirls are.

Why is he wearing June Cleaver's top and pearls?

R59, i agree. Speculation about his sexuality is everywhere. And his fangirls swoon at any "clue" that he might not be straight.

Remember when girls actually were in love with Johnny Weir? I do...yuck.

Jesus Niall's face has got fat. Like a vast cheese.

Chunky Horan

More images are being released of the shoot

Here's all of them

Harry--I hate to break this to you, but fishnets....shitty tattoos...you're a mess. It seems to amuse you, but....you're still a mess.

Harry's an interesting mess. A developing artist. Good singer. I love his voice. He's a bit like Freddie Mercury crossed with Rufus Wainwright. People here who reduce him to some packaged image obviously are too simple to get his many references and personal confusion. It's not about being gay I don't think. Even Mick Jagger had the cocksucker blues. Harry is expressing himself in ways his fans might not like. He has a much more grown up fan base now. Me included. We get the billowy shirt and the falling through water and his Kelly Clarkson references. That Pink Floyd production on Sign of The Times, his glam rock influences and the unironic love for Stevie Nicks. She's long before my time, but I love her too. Harry is bombass. In or out of stockings. People should support his music. He's one of the best ones.

"Harry is expressing himself in ways his fans might not like. He has a much more grown up fan base now."

Not really, his fans absolutely love it, they had edits of him wearing makeup and "feminine" clothes already since One Direction days. And while he managed to expand his fan base since he went solo, most of them are still girls in their late teens and early twenties, who love this kind of aesthetic, because it's also trendy now. They also love Troye Sivan, Conan Gray, Ezra Miller and others.

So you either have the typical heartthrobs, which are less cool now, or young, handsome guys in this artistic, quirky, "gender bending" category. Harry's stylist had this aesthetic already in early 2014, long before working with Harry, who still felt at home in his usual indie rock fashion back then. Now he has taken on this aesthetic and for the happy fans it goes way beyond an artistic photoshoot, referencing glam rock and other things. They like to see it as a journey of Harry coming to terms with his gender expression and sexuality.

^ nutjob

Well said, R168!

R170 = Welp Troll

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Yeah, he's always behind on this stuff. Like his Met Gala outfit basically being a rip off of Cody Fern's Golden Globes outfit. So much for him being a pioneer, even if you did limit it to the current generation.

Greasy and ugly

R174 His Met Gala outfit was hardly something he himself designed, it was a Gucci creation and of course he'd wear what Gucci intended since he was there for/with them. So if it was unoriginal it's something to take up with Alessandro Michele, not really Harry.

Ah, here we go with the Harry stans. If it's a good thing then it's all entirely down to Harry and his unique brilliance. If it's not a good thing - oh well then it's the fault of those around him, he was just doing what he was told to do (and just try and forget that they'd been saying Harry doesn't do what he's told to do because he's the real deal)

Ew the disgusting Welp Troll is all over this thread. Muriel will close it down soon though. She hates Harry Styles.

He wants so badly for the world to see him naked. The tats indicate sizemeat.

Am I the only one who doesn’t think he’s attractive at all? Every time someone starts to gush over him I just don’t get it. Is this the best of the male species? He looks slightly off and as if it’s really a problem for him to find a bar soap.

He’s got the face of a pug dog. Ugh.

Ugh, he looks like doughey trash with all the ink.

He is stunning. Huge green eyes, gorgeous bone structure. So many ugly jealous fuckers here.

He looks dirty, tired, and used up.

R184, R182 and R181 are the same poster - the Welp Troll who dropped out of school aged 16. The dumbest poster on this board. Used to think Larry was real and post obsessively about it. Never forgave Harry for splitting her beloved 1d.

Poor 185. He's distraught that there are some who don't like his beloved Harry.

Try doing an "Ignored" routine on those responses, r185. You'll find out that they are three different people.

[quote]who dropped out of school aged 16

Like Harry then?

R177 I was the one, who also pointed out that Harry's current aesthetic was already used by his stylist in 2014 and conveniently corresponds with current trends. So try again with your Harry stan and "unique brilliance" bs.

R180 Personal taste and all that. In general people find someone more attractive if they like them or what they do, so I'm sure the fact that they like his singing and music contributes to people finding him hot. Imho he's usually more interesting and attractive in motion, I think his Carpool Karaoke was when I got why he's attractive to so many.

R188 Okay so you're not a stan, but the rest still applies. He had the ability to choose what he wore. Gucci gave him 20 options, he and Lambert then made the choices. And given Lambert works for him - yes Harry had the final say.

"And given Lambert works for him - yes Harry had the final say."

No one can say that for sure.

He's not hot. Even in motion. It's simply boy band mystique.

[QUOTE] "And given Lambert works for him - yes Harry had the final say." No one can say that for sure.

Naive of you to think that arrogant Harry Styles could be pushed around by one of his employees, a little spazzy stylist. He vetoed some of the more risque Harris Reed outfits.

[QUOTE] It's simply boy band mystique.

Mystique? How do boybands have mystique? They have the opposite.

HDD released top 20 tracking for Billboard yesterday. Fine Line is at #15 after three months on the charts. Niall's album has exited the top 20 after 2 weeks on the charts.

He and Louis Tomlinson are both nasty looking.

It's hilarious to me that the Larries are stuck pretending to stan that rat-faced chav because they know they can't disembark their ship without having to admit it'd undo most of what they pretend to like about Harry too.

R189 I have to agree here - Harry is more attractive live than in photos.

Louis is confirmed gay, right (in spite of the fact that he had a baby with some chick)? Closet case.

Louis looks like a rent boy that engages in lots of chemsex.

What’s next, cha-cha heels?

[QUOTE] Louis is confirmed gay, right (in spite of the fact that he had a baby with some chick)? Closet case.

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Stupid fucking Larrie. He's a homophobe who's been dating the same woman for six years.