Would you fuck John Oliver?

Maybe. I wouldn't go out of my my to do it, but if, strangely, the opportunity presented itself and nothing else was going on, it would come down to mood.

I would fuck him in half.

and the poll for this question is......?

You need a poll?

I need his pole.

Only if he'd stop yammering and being overexcited.

Not gonna hapen.

I bet he has a nice foreskin and talks real dirty when he cums.

Yes. He’s fuckable.

If he wants it he can have it. No question.

Yes.

Not if 97 yr. old Michael Stipe was in the audience watching.

Semi related. His wife seems massively out of his league.

Yes, he is brilliant and funny.

Hi John @ op

Not at all, R12. She, like a lot of us, find him hot.

If his hole Is clean, pink and hairy yes!

*finds

likely not, but I'd gossip with him about having sex

Huh, R18?

In a NY minute. He's funny and smart and this makes him attractive to me (he's much hotter looking with messy hair and casual clothes I think).

Yes. He has dimples!

He looks good in the OP picture, for sure, R20. Nary a picture of him shirtless, much less nude. Pity.

It's best to avoid comics. They are all deeply damaged people. They spend their days tearing down everything. They can only do it because they are generally mad about everything, which can only happen if you have a huge goddamned ego that cannot be assuaged.

Humorless R23, first: I don't think anyone here is actually seriously entertaining a relationship with John Oliver. Second, none of what you say seems to apply to John Oliver.

I'd let him put all of it in

I want him in me quite deeply.

Nooooo. I've wrestled with whether or not he's sexy and he just is not. Like him and love this show, but he's just too much and not attractive.

If he weren't English, I would suspect he would have had a very hard time getting his own show in the US.

I love the reporting on the show, but he does indulge in the favorite English pastime of slamming America way too much.

He's an equal opportunity slammer, R27. And America deserves to be slammed, FFS. Who did it elect as president?

I would love to.

I'd love to

LISTEN TO

No. He looks like a rat and I hate his voice.