Follow the advice of our newest DL icon, Pussy Purell, and stay safe...or at least laugh a little bit (keep your distance).
Pussy Purell Sez: Don't swap spit with Strangers!
Pussy Purrel Sez: No TP? Try a sandbox.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 15, 2020 11:25 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Take off your shoes when inside. People spit on sidewalks.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 15, 2020 11:27 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez: If you run out of TP, hop in the shower and lather up. Thx to panic buying, everybody's can have a bubble butt!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 15, 2020 11:27 PM |
Your stinking Pussy will never replace Miss Peanut as the DL icon.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 15, 2020 11:28 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez: Coming soon...Coronavirus 1-Fat Lying Yam 0
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 15, 2020 11:29 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
If it's wild, don't eat it. That's my job. Humans just start this pandemic shit when they pull that.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 15, 2020 11:36 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Stop showering and roll in some mud. It works for dogs.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 15, 2020 11:36 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Kiss the Rich!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 15, 2020 11:38 PM |
I’m confused. Is the cat actually typing these posts?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 15, 2020 11:38 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Yes, Rose/R9. I'm a cat that types.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 15, 2020 11:41 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
I hope facemasks become a post pandemic trend. Vast improvement for many.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 15, 2020 11:43 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Run out of food? Don't look at me.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 15, 2020 11:45 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Be a basement dweller, stay safe in the cellar
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 15, 2020 11:46 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
No matter how much the sanitizer feels like cum, don't taste it!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 15, 2020 11:49 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Stop making kids kiss adult relatives. It was never ok.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 15, 2020 11:50 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
No more playing with Kardashians or unclean sex toys. The Co' can live for 72 hours on plastic.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 15, 2020 11:52 PM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Friends are great, life is better. Isolate.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 16, 2020 12:00 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
When they go low, step on them.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 16, 2020 12:04 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
It's NOT the economy, stupid!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 16, 2020 12:06 AM |
This is tired and lame and no one
NO
ONE
is interested in making Pussy Purell happen.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 16, 2020 12:07 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
One person is not everyone, unless you're a carrier. Stay home, R20, and show you care.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 16, 2020 12:10 AM |
Pussy Purrell sez:
Stay home and pet your pussy!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 16, 2020 12:31 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Love thy neighbor....from a distance of six feet.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 16, 2020 12:48 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Kids are out of school. Avoid them.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 16, 2020 12:51 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Elbows are ok, but you still have to wash them. Tissues are better. Sneeze IN something, not on it.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 16, 2020 12:55 AM |
Sorry, but cats lick their asses and they shouldn't be giving advice.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 16, 2020 12:56 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Do not call hermits looking for tips on being alone. They also do not answer the phone. Bored? See R22
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 16, 2020 12:59 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Don't knock a well tossed salad unless you've tried it, R26.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 16, 2020 1:01 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
You must be lost, R26. Gay men commonly extoll a nice, tidy ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 16, 2020 1:02 AM |
Does pussy purrel want an ear scratch?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 16, 2020 1:05 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Kids with grubby hands, shopping carts and a quickly moving virus can outlast hand sanitizing every time. Wear rubber glove. Heck, just wear rubber and thrill the produce section.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 16, 2020 1:06 AM |
r29 But not while coronavirus is rampant, now is the time to refrain from ass licking, there is always next year.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 16, 2020 1:08 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Beer/Alcohol does not kill the Co' , but a package store run just may kill you. Call delivery.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 16, 2020 1:11 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Don't lick strange asses ....do rinse after licking anything
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 16, 2020 1:13 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Do not lick your phones clean. If the Co' is living anywhere, it's on those giggle machines you all carry.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 16, 2020 1:18 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
Stay away from the elderly. They are dangerous. But we already knew that.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 16, 2020 1:20 AM |
Pussy Purrell Sez:
This is the perfect time to avoid your mother without having to make an excuse. Revel in it.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 16, 2020 1:22 AM |
I hope that cat doctor has lots of bandaids too, cause whomever put him in that ridiculous outfit is gonna need them.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 16, 2020 3:00 AM |