There will be a baby boom because of the virus

YES!!!

And butt babies.

I wish it was April. March is still too cold for me to putter in my garden. And it’s been a very wet winter, so the wet cold soil would kick my arthritis up a few notches.

A bunch of babies named Corona, Daytona, Sharona, Madrona and Cinchona.

Deplorables will multiply like the virus. And just as destructive and invasive too.

Probably a spike in divorces too. Spending that much time with your spouse may just drive some people insane.

Straight guys getting blow jobs on the down low will have pretend they still want sex with their wives. Or they will just spend all day getting drunk in their man cave watching porn too "tired" to play with the wife.

They already coined them Coronials.

@Dadsaysjokes There will be a baby boom in 9 months. And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens.

" quaranteens" Brilliant. I like that. A lot better than Millennials.

I think they should be named after toilet paper brands, like Cottonellen.

Well, my 21 year old has nothing to do. His classes have shut down (he’s going to college locally, goddamn it), there are NO sports on TV. That’s his life. Baseball, basketball & football. Can’t go to the movies. Doesn’t drink, so pub crawling isn’t an option like it is for a lot of others in that age group. This area doesn’t have many bars open in the off-season anyway.

My cats are liking it. The spring birds have returned & I threw seeds in the front yard in front if the glass storm door, so it’s Cat TV season. It was warm enough to open a screened window, so each took turns smelling the outdoors. Tonight, they’ll take turns listening to the spring peepers.

My husband keeps leaving the house. Went to the gym - closed. Took branches to the dump, Got Chinese food. Shopped. Going out to get dinner. Tomorrow he’ll go to work. He’s in business for himself & sees clients. He doesn’t touch them. No hand shaking. Clients will definitely show up because they’ll want to get out of their houses. This is suburbia. People are going stir crazy.

True dat, OP

Husband will visit 95 year old mother tomorrow. Did I mention he doesn’t wash his hands and refused my offer of individually wrapped antibacterial wipes?

[quote] Husband will visit 95 year old mother tomorrow.

He must think he is in the will.

Trust me, there’s no will, it’s costing us money to keep her alive. And no, he wouldn’t deliberately infect her. But he won’t go out of his way to protect her because of sheer “you can’t tell me what to do” stubbornness.

LOL R15, look at you.

Just a gut feeling, but I think incidences of incestual relationships and births will skyrocket, too; in particular I’m feeling cousins and other such non-immediate consanguineous relations all over may start fucking like rabbits in a warren.

R12, you sound insufferable. I predict divorce or matricide in your future.