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The kid in the Domino's commercial doing the Tom Cruise imitation -- Golden!!

Nothing more to say. Just wanted to share.

by Anonymousreply 37April 13, 2020 5:23 PM

Cultural appropriation.

by Anonymousreply 1March 15, 2020 8:07 PM

It was forever before I noticed who the pizza delivery guy was.

by Anonymousreply 2March 15, 2020 8:14 PM

Who was he? And what does he say? Can never make it out.

by Anonymousreply 3March 15, 2020 8:20 PM

And WHY is this thread useless?!?

by Anonymousreply 4March 15, 2020 8:21 PM

Hilarious, OP!

I imagined the whole thing, so when you finally post the fucking link, it had better be sharper than what I envisioned.

by Anonymousreply 5March 15, 2020 8:25 PM

He's Jordan Fisher and he's been around for a while. He played Doody in Grease Live and was also on Broadway in Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen. He's now on Netflix' To All The Boys.

But it's a stupid commercial because why would this guy care if a delivery guy seeks him in his underwear?

by Anonymousreply 6March 15, 2020 8:52 PM

The guy is fug, no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2020 8:53 PM

Impersonation NOT imitation

by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2020 8:56 PM

Without seeing the actual commercial, I can only surmise the kid was was having younger blond boys sign a multi-page NDA before having sex with him.

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2020 8:59 PM

This is an extended version of the commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2020 9:19 PM

Damn I didn't know this was pretty ass Jordan Fisher who was on the Disney channel. Who knew he gotten so thick! Those thighs are everything.

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by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2020 10:04 PM

Stinky Linky R10

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2020 10:08 PM

R12, sorry. Here's his IG and it's further down on the page.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2020 10:11 PM

YouTube

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by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2020 11:09 PM

DELICIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2020 11:11 PM

r2 who was it?

by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2020 11:14 PM

OP is worse than Hitler.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2020 11:15 PM

Good legs - like Tom Cruise at his age.

by Anonymousreply 18March 16, 2020 12:12 AM

His legs are fine but Tom’s legs were incredible.

Watch the original again. You’ll see that this other kid can’t compare.

by Anonymousreply 19March 16, 2020 12:21 AM

Hes fugly as shit . I guess just because hes black we have to heap praise on him ? All the fantastic looking black guys out there and they pick that horse faced dude ?

by Anonymousreply 20March 16, 2020 12:23 AM

Who’s the delivery guy?

by Anonymousreply 21March 16, 2020 12:26 AM

Curtis Armstrong - he played Tom Cruise's best friend in the movie

by Anonymousreply 22March 16, 2020 1:25 AM

r20 Id love to see how you look bitch! I bet not better than this tasty twink

by Anonymousreply 23March 16, 2020 4:00 AM

Booger?

by Anonymousreply 24March 16, 2020 4:12 AM

Curtis Armstrong plays his friend named Glenn.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 16, 2020 4:15 AM

Actually his character is named Miles. Raphael Sbarge played Glenn.

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by Anonymousreply 26March 16, 2020 4:30 AM

My bad R26

by Anonymousreply 27March 16, 2020 5:20 AM

Armstrong was also on Moonlighting at the end. Used to volunteer for abortion rights marches. A good guy.

by Anonymousreply 28March 16, 2020 5:32 AM

Jordan Fisher also won "Dancing With the Stars."

I love the commercial, particularly because Jordan has the head and arm movements down pat.

by Anonymousreply 29March 16, 2020 6:10 AM

Yes,,r28; he was Miss Dipesto's boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 30March 16, 2020 6:13 AM

And yes, Armstrong also played Booger in all the Revenge of the Nerds movies.

by Anonymousreply 31March 16, 2020 7:18 AM

He appears to have boxer briefs on. If so, it kills the thread.

Which in any case is simply a copy of the Jonas Brothers's video.

by Anonymousreply 32March 16, 2020 7:42 AM

Why would be have boxer briefs on in a Domino’s commercial? He should be nude underneath.

by Anonymousreply 33March 16, 2020 8:10 AM

It's not Dongino's

by Anonymousreply 34March 16, 2020 9:39 AM

He can bring me a pizza wearing a thong, then shake that ass in my face!

by Anonymousreply 35April 13, 2020 5:07 PM

Everything is a reference, a remake, a copy.

Like eating the shit of pop culture and expecting to survive on it.

by Anonymousreply 36April 13, 2020 5:11 PM

r19 Tom's were thick because he's 2 feet tall.

by Anonymousreply 37April 13, 2020 5:23 PM
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