Princess Beatrice’s wedding could be impacted by coronavirus

The wedding is set for May 29 in St James’s Palace in London — with the UK currently suffering such a strong outbreak of COVID-19 that experts fear the nation will soon be forced into full lockdown.

She always reminds me of Mr. Hyde from Scooby Doo.

I think Edo created the virus to get out of the wedding. That's how desperate he is.

You left of having the face of tarsier monkey.

I wish I understood that.

He's SO cute looking . V. my type.

He’s pretty but abit weak looking.

[quote] First, her father's little unfortunate association with Jeffrey Epstein

Why are you lying? He's a rapist. He raped a child who was a sex slave

By this point, she might as well just throw him in a car and take him to Gretna Green.

You may now elbow bump the bride.

R8, Shriek!!!!

At this point, Bea and Edo should just elope.

Agree with R9 and R11. Just elope

I don't want them to elope quietly. I want to see Beatrice's wedding dress in all its glory. It'll make Auntie Diana's look understated.

Take a hint gurl, the universe is telling you to NOT marry this guy!

A i said before, everything Markle touches, dies.

I think they should televise Bea's wedding. In the midst of everything that's happening, we need some pomp and pageantry. Never mind Andrew. Let's celebrate Bea on her day. We need to see the real thing happening live, not photos after the fact.

Can they do it on VR?

R17. What's VR?

More importantly, where will I go to get all dressed up to the nines?

Virtual reality

Live stream Bea's wedding. We must see it live.

This is the perfect excuse finally to postpone (cough, cancel, cough) the wedding and still save face.

"In respect of the exceptional situtation and the emergency measures in place, when so many people in this country are facing threats to their health and livelihood, we are deferring our wedding until the situation normalizes and all our family, friends and well-wishers can join us in celebration."

And that's that.

They'll find a way to blame it on Meggy.

Eugenie must be so relieved she got her wedding out of the way before everything turned to shit for the York family. Of course Bea wanted a huge, televised wedding and must be vexed and devastated beyond all belief that she now has to settle for a smaller, more private scenario instead

If they go through with it, Fergie will get hammered and be wearing lampshades an hour into the reception.

Poor Bea.

R24. Actually, Bea wanted a smaller, more intimate wedding, she just didn't want the planning of it interrupted by an earthquake every couple of months.

It would be funny if the FBI decided to arrest Prince Andrew during the actual wedding...

Fuck these two -- I still want to see her brother-in-law's furry chest.

"Paging Jack Brooksbank!"

Poor Bea. The Universe is trying to tell her something.

“He’s just not that into you.”

I wonder if, privately, poor Bea's long, uphill climb to the altar is the subject of some hilarity in the family.

You gotta figure Charles and Camilla lie in bed at night in the dark and have a giggle at each of the latest mishaps.

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Where’s fergie in all this? She amuses me.

[quote]Poor Bea. The Universe is trying to tell her something. “He’s just not that into you.”

Really? he's sticking around.

It would make an excellent storyline for the next season of The Windsors.

I can’t wait see see how Beatrice styles her hair on the big day...will it be a mass of glorious curls adorned with delicate flowers and a dazzling diamond tiara?

Girl can't catch a break.

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Something like this...

R37, I strongly suspect Fergie pawned that tiara at some point.

This has got to be the biggest I don't GIVE A SHIT thread I've ever seen here since 1997!

As others have said, Poor Bea. Things never seem to work out for her.

R40, We're here for the outrageous outfits, tiaras, and dishy husbands!

the tiara and the necklace and bracelet were a gift from athe Queen and Prince Philip. She wouldn’t dare sell them, no matter how baldy she needs the money.

Betcha Fergie has had some of the larger diamonds in her gifted tiara replaced with good fakes!

And because of that, Bea is going to wear something she borrows from the queen, not her mum.

I remember reading about when the bracelet got stolen or lost, the girl who found it said “I thought it was junk. I wore nicer jewelry at my quincenera party”

That's an ugly tiara that the Queen gave Fergie. It looks cheap. It looks imitation. I'm shocked the Queen gave her something so cheap looking.

The Fergie tiara was new, wasn't it? Made for the bride. Presumably to reflect her tastes and refinement....

Po Bay-triss. Even the pro monarchy yearning for the Victorian era Telegraph says her wedding (date) is at risk...

Fervor’s wedding tiara was vintage when it was purchased, it dates from the Edwardian era. The weird pearl antenna in front reflects the era, women had those poofy Gibson hairdos then so a large thing in front of a tiara was like an accent.

He looks gay so perhaps it's for the best.

A couple I know who were due to get married in England in May have postponed their wedding. Frankly, if the plebes are cancelling their weddings due to the virus, I don't see why the royals shouldn't.

I suspect she'll marry quietly at Royal Lodge with immediate family only... parents, siblings. Like all at risk, she's focused on LOCK DOWN.

Off topic, but that is a amazing hat/color the queen is wearing at R48.

Queen going to Windsor for Easter a week early, curtailing activity, probably staying for the long haul. Various events cancelled, including investitures and garden parties.

Imagine Beatrice's wedding goes ahead as planned as a very small affair with a big party when this is over. In twenty years.

Great! More time to plan our honeymoon

There seems to be a curse on Bea and Edo's wedding. Garden party is off and the ceremony will be scaled back.

Her eyes always make me think of Gowron, Chancellor of the Klingon High Council

Such a shame the wedding has been postponed again, we were really looking forward to it...

Po Bay-triss has cancelled the reception. It may just be her, lithe Beto and a minister. And the chains.

Remember how we DLers predicted something would fuck up Beatrice's wedding (Philip's death being the likeliest candidate)? We were right.

I love being right.

For once, I'd cede the pleasure.

Just fucking postpone your wedding, Bea.

I think this is a perfect excuse for her to have a tiny wedding with no photographers and just close family. No unsavory publicity about her father, no headline-stealing will-they-or-won't-they-come antics by Meghan and Harry. Just go ahead and get married, Bea. They can always have a big anniversary party in a year or so if they like.

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How do you make eyes like that look less crazy?

Okay. That’s it! Now this little micro-organism has gone too far!

R64, that freaks me out a bit. I was sort of hoping life in the UK would be back to normal by autumn. Naive, I know.

I guess this virus separates the people obsessed with the pomp of a wedding against people that just want to marry their future spouse. If you love them, why does a ceremony even matter?

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The tabloids are always mean, or did she sleep through her cousin's post marriage drama.

R70, Many of us have pointed out that the tabloids are mean to all the Royals, at some point or another. They're better off not reading their own press, unless their PR personnel alert them when its necessary.

According to the Express, Beatrice is planning a big wedding bash for 2021. She's catching a lot of flack on Twitter.

People are forced to die alone, there are no funerals, women are giving birth alone, senior classes don’t get graduation ceremonies, etc.

But THIS fucking pompadour needs to have HER SPECIAL DAY.

Everyone’s rites of passage are being compromised. But not this ugly broad’s.

The divorce will probably be lonely, though.

Gurl needs help

My favorite characters on "The Windsors" are Beatrice, Eugenie and Fergie. "Hello girls."

Agree R75, most of the characters on the Windsor’s bear little actual resemblance to their real life counterparts, except for the York trio, whom are eerily similar. Especially Fergie

She's wearing less eye makeup. I think she looks good.