Me, I'd keep $1 billion for myself and my family, and the other $99 billion would go to a foundation I'd create to help fight/end poverty in America and around the world.
What would you do?
Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.
Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.
Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.
Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.
Me, I'd keep $1 billion for myself and my family, and the other $99 billion would go to a foundation I'd create to help fight/end poverty in America and around the world.
What would you do?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 5, 2020 4:22 AM |
Kill all the other billionaires. And then disappear.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 14, 2020 8:32 PM |
Cookies and strippers!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 14, 2020 8:32 PM |
I'd give it to the homeless! Every penny!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 14, 2020 8:36 PM |
Keep a billion, give 99k random poor people a million each, and laugh at all the mega wealthy who paid 40 billion to the irs to give me 100!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 14, 2020 9:39 PM |
the first thing I'd do is find a McDonalds
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 14, 2020 9:42 PM |
Ask Aaron Schock how much he wants to expose all the GOP closet cases?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 14, 2020 9:45 PM |
Get a tax break from Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 14, 2020 9:47 PM |
I would use every penny to destroy the Kardashian Kunts, and it would be worth it!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 14, 2020 9:47 PM |
I heard something interesting a few years ago. With the globalized world as it is, the CEO of an American-based company may weigh the idea of lifting a few Americans from relative wealth, compared to the rest of the world; or, raise twice as many people out of abject poverty in India. The choice then, for this American company, isn’t so clear.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 14, 2020 9:50 PM |
It'll never happen OP, so I don't waste my time thinking about it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 14, 2020 9:51 PM |
Bourbon and peanuts.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 14, 2020 9:52 PM |
After Coronavirus, the world is no longer globalized, R9. Americans can finally go back to worrying about their own people instead of foreign nationals who hate America but love her money.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 14, 2020 9:54 PM |
honestly, put enough in investments to have an adequate annual income, pay off the debts of all those i know.
then i would actually travel for personal enrichment and just find ways to give the shit away, with as few strings attached as possible.
rich people's foundations are a scam meant to direct how society does shit, long after one is dead. and to give the managers of such social prestige and money for doing that. basically acting like a lord over people by holding a giant purse's strings. they are not interested in anyone's autonomy, and do not usually "invest" in that.
people who exist can adequately find out what they need without interference. they are simply lacking money to invest in what they need.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 14, 2020 10:00 PM |
I’d buy lots & lots of toilet paper.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2020 10:02 PM |
Art, real estate, travel, and I'd take it easy, as well as being generous to others way less fortunate than myself.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2020 10:05 PM |
I'd buy a town or small city and redesign it to my liking.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 14, 2020 10:16 PM |
I'd keep a chunk, not sure if I'd need a billion, and put the rest into a foundation to carry out Elizabeth Warren's plans. First up, import enough COVID-19 testing kits for any health professional and hospitals that want them to test patients. And put a rush on it. Fuck the CDC and Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 14, 2020 11:11 PM |
R17 Your post is kinda similar to what I said I'd do. Except for how much money I'd keep.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 14, 2020 11:45 PM |
I’d buy several million shares of Comcast so I could get some dividends as regular income every quarter. Then divide 25% into my checking, 25% into savings, 25% into other investments, 10% into an emergency fund, 10% into helping charities I already donate time to, 5% into reckless spending.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 24, 2020 10:38 PM |
* divide what’s left into
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 24, 2020 10:39 PM |
I’d spend it all to get Dump out of office.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 24, 2020 10:42 PM |
r21 = Michael Bloomberg
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 24, 2020 10:43 PM |
Not anymore R22
Bitch is backing out of his promise.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 24, 2020 10:45 PM |
I'd buy an election.
Resign, already.
Biden/Cuomo 2020
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 24, 2020 11:05 PM |
1st thing to do would be hunt down OP and eliminate her stupid cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 24, 2020 11:07 PM |
Spend it all on me and my little dog.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 24, 2020 11:11 PM |
[quote] Biden/Cuomo 2020
Biden's already promised he's choosing a woman of color.
And Cuomo doesn't have the time to get a sex change and a suntan.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 24, 2020 11:14 PM |
Honestly, I'd keep it all down to the penny, after taxes. I'd live off of the 3-6 billion a year in interest while creating a number of charities. My biggest dream is to do scholarships for kids involved in student government or mock trial, my passions when I was in high school.
I'd also ask buy a hot boyfriend, preferably between the ages of 23-26. Or I can rotate them out; I'll see how things work out. We'd have an open relationship since, on my terms (I'm the one with the power) since I would still hire other Insta Hoes a couple of times a year.
I'd invest in Hollywood movies so I can get close to the Velvet Mafia. My dream would be to get all of the Hollywood tea and becoming close pals with Geffen. We can gossip for days. I'd help hot struggling actors, maybe create a dorm or apartment complex, but nothing salacious.
I'd also like to travel and maybe settle down when I'm older and have children. Obviously, the crazy sex would need to slow down or move to one of my other homes. I'm not into drugs so I'd avoid that destructive detour. I'd like to do a yearly trip where I fly all my friends somewhere nice.
I want a chef, plenty of staff, and a hot trainer that I may or may not also be fucking.
Basically, my life would be full of debauchery.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 24, 2020 11:19 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 26, 2020 12:56 AM |
I'll set up private boarding school for boys.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 26, 2020 12:48 PM |
Amsterdam, top drawer weed, room service, and a stream of horse hung Moroccan and Dutch rent men.
Whatever is left goes to smashing the elite who gave it too me. That's what? 75 bucks?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 26, 2020 12:51 PM |
Build a dementia-centric facility on a local health network "campus." It would incorporate the Scandinavian model of "nostalgia rooms" to re-create and possibly re-ignite memories. This facility would include patient residences.
I would build also my dream house, a "square doughnut" with an interior courtyard as at the Alhambra.
I would give signfificant money to all my blood relatives and my handful of friends.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 26, 2020 1:05 PM |
R27, Biden said "of color"? I thought he just promised to choose a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 26, 2020 1:08 PM |
Offer bounties on FoxNews and other fascist media personalities.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 5, 2020 4:00 AM |
I'd buy that Tasteful Home that my Tasteful Friends keep talking about here on DL. Then I'd hire a harem of twenty-somethings to satisfy my sexual needs.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 5, 2020 4:22 AM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!