Straight Men Don't Wipe Their Asses Because They Think It's "Gay"

that sounds like made up b.s.

R1 Are you a man? Did you ever use the bathroom in High School? I did, and I saw first hand that most straight guys don't wipe, or wash their hands after taking a shit.

Ewww...

Well at least they won't be wasting toilet paper in this critical shortage.

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And OP based this study on his first-hand experience with his male family members? What a shitty family.

I know black men generally don't, because they're afraid of the gay stigma. But I've never heard that about others.

Shit troll is at it again.

Not this shit again!

We just did this thread!

Ive never in my stellar career as a slut heard of such ridiculous bullshit . You bitches cant possibly believe this. No woman (or man) is going to want some dude that stinks like shit . Unless they are a scat queen like OP.

R7 Is a damn racist lie. Fuck you.

Feel free ti use my glass coffee table...

We already have this thread.

Troll

Straight black men won't even wash their hands. "That shit's gay, yo."

So fucking stupid.

If you've ever walked around the subway on a very hot and humid summer day, given the smells, this statement because more plausible, if still highly doubtful...

One guy mentioned in some advice column doesn’t supposedly wipe his backside, and now it’s supposedly a thing? Good grief

IF this is even true, it is disgusting to the nth degree.

They don't wipe that well. I've heard the hens at work talking about their husband and sons (of all ages) having skid marks in their underwear

Wrong. The vast majority of straight men are not like this.

All I gotta say is if you like rimming straight dudes, be careful...

Typical bullshit article written for clickbait and to write a story. It's the same as the Prudence articles - there's some far-fetched shit out there. And it reads like fiction - which is most likely is.

Oh, sure. The great statistical journal showed a reliable and significant survey's results on how straight men don't wipe their asses.

Shove a frozen dog turd up this trolling OP's ass and see who's dirty.

Um, if you don't wipe/wash your ass I want nothing to do with you. It's funny a few years back the spouse was working with a magazine and one of the questions was does your boyfriend/husband wash his ass. I do wash my ass. Look in my 20's skid marks were a thing. Not so much after i turned 30.

If your past the age of 10 and you still have skid marks in your underwear, something is wrong.

Still having skid marks in your 20s is unacceptable.

R20 Why are they at work airing out their husbands and sons, especially about something as personal and intimate as skid marks in their underwear?

That really inappropriate and a huge breach of trust.

I could not imagine not washing or wiping my ass. There are about ten shower stalls in my gym an no one ever uses the curtains, and it's quite evident that everyone is washing their ass. I could never do that as I tend to go commando quite often, especially in summer.

Yeah sure, this is ridiculously made up, and if those men do exist they aren't str8. Str8 men that are str8 are pretty chill, it's the self hating closet cases that claim to be str8 that are the most violently homophobic ones.

[quote] Why are they at work airing out their husbands and sons, especially about something as personal and intimate as skid marks in their underwear?

[quote] That really inappropriate and a huge breach of trust.

Probably because they are the ones expected to wash, cook, and clean for the men in their household. Straight men are slobs and expected to be catered to by women. FUCK them and their fucking skidmarks.

[quote] If your past the age of 10 and you still have skid marks in your underwear, something is wrong.

Something is wrong if past the age of 10 you don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

It happens but I don't think it's super common.

My experience was with a roommate's friend who would visit. I went in the bathroom after he had been in it and for reasons unknown, he didn't flush.

Little turds in the toilet but no paper. Checked the garbage...no soiled paper in the garbage.

I told my roommate, "your nasty friend can keep the fuck away as far as I'm concerned".

Obama has a very clean ass, just saying

R33 You must have seen him at the old Man's Country baths.

La Cockgobbler has a dirty hole too, was that when he was pretending to be straight?

So being a straight man means always smelling like shit. That does make sense.

Stereotyping straight men again.

All these non wipers need to die of corona!

[quote] Something is wrong if past the age of 10 you don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

The King of all Skidmarks is lecturing someone. Go wash your ass and your underwear

[quote] Str8 men that are str8 are pretty chill, it's the self hating closet cases that claim to be str8 that are the most violently homophobic ones.

Straight.

Guys.

Can.

Be.

Homophobes.

FUCK.

I have read some ridiculous shit on here but this is just fucking stupid. Grow up boys and be men not twittering hens.

So only gay guys use up the TP in public restrooms?

0/10 Fucking stupid.

My father was most definitely straight, and his underwear was disgusting. The hamper was always tons full of his skidmarked underwear. Most of my friend's fathers were like that, too.

My brother is straight, but he was so disgusted by our father's lack of backside cleanliness that he never has skidmarks and cleans himself up thoroughly. The first time my sister-in-law did his laundry, she was shocked at how clean his "dirty" underwear was. She mentioned it to both of us and we laughed and said we were determined not to be gross like our father was. Her father, also straight, had skiddies everywhere, too. Unfortunately my brother did not pass on the lesson. His son, also straight, went back to the previous generation's love of skidmarks.

R44: How often did you go through your parents' hamper, and how often do you go through your nephews? Either this is "Sure, Jan" or you are one sick freak.

These "straight" guys are putting way too much thought into what is "gay" if they are not wiping.

Gross!

You're wrong, OP. My brother-in-law is very clean. I know, because I sniff his underwear all the time when I'm at my sister's house. No skidmarks!

Just silly.

There was a thread on Reddit a while ago where quite a few straight guys were saying they don’t was their asses in the shower, because it was gay. They apparently would just let water run down their cracks. Gross. This is even beyond that.

A part of having skidmarks it’s also related to diet. It means your poop isn’t solid. So there may be more issues than wiping.

Thank God for bidets. Straight men in those countries have clean butt.

But in general people do not know how to wipe. Ever get up in a plane and notice the stench that happens is peoples asses come off the seat. It is disgusting.

Straight guys want their gfs to eat out their asses today. This is fake.

I know that the handwashing issue definitely exists for guys. They don't understand that if your hands go near your cock or ass, you wash them after.

OP got it quite exceedingly wrong.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww this is so fucking disgusting. I imagine Trump supporters not being good at wiping their own asses.

Nasty!

I don't wipe my ass. I have my houseboy lick it clean.

R55 really? Have you SEEN the Antifa and BLM rioters and what they look like?

They look like they haven't bathed in years, shit I could smell them when I look at pictures of them

Well, R45, the hamper I was referring to was for the whole family's whites. We all wore tightie whities, so when we'd lift the hamper cover, my brother and I were frequently greeted with the sight of one of our father's shit-stained pair of underwear staring back up at us. My brother and I also had to do laundry as a household chore, so we got to see it close up then, too. As for my nephew, my sister-in-law told me about that. Unlike my father's that I was forced to see, I luckily have only heard about my nephew's disgusting skiddies.

So, R45, your assumption is wrong. But I suspect since you forgot the apostrophe s in "nephews" you probably find yourself being wrong quite a lot. But way to think the worst of people. I imagine you fit right in during these terrible times.