Dancer Derek Hough Shirtless and Looking Buff

Derek Hough troll is back with another Derek Hough thread. We don't care about this closeted try hard.

Grinch face.

Haha! Ginch-like creature, R2.

I’ve always thought I would enjoy fucking his dancer’s butt.

Fat Grinch.

He's beautiful and a great person. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate.

He's the dictionary definition of fine yellowbone ass.

[quote]He's beautiful and a great person. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate.

He's a good person! A positive person!

Fuck, R8, I was about to post almost the exact same thing. Jinx!

[quote] He's the dictionary definition of fine yellowbone ass.

Explain that please.

White with a bubble butt.

big through the hips, roomy

He’s about as remarkable as German Potato Salad is versus all the other smooth white men. Oops, I mean traditional potato salads.

I don’t need it to be remarkable. I need it to be warm, hard and tight.

...and of age.

Rodent face. The body is nice though. And that [italic]skin[/italic], so yellow!

He got love handles. But I like them chunky.

No,R17, they’re overworked obliques. If he does poses, he twists and it looks good. If he can lift a big dancer in the air, those glutes are crucial.

Hawt to death!

He’s no Artem Chigvintsev.

Artem can't do this. With the amazing Allison Holker. Derek is a great dancer and choreographer.

Tango till you're sore.

It's like someone took the lower body of one man and then took the upper body of a smaller man and glued them together.

[quote] And that skin, so yellow!

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He looks like a hamster and has weird proportions, but I'm sure he's nice.

I think he's hot. And such a relief when most of you want to post pics of Trump or talk about toilet paper.

I'll take ladyhips hamster over Dump anyday!

People may want to discuss politics, R26, but nobody wants to post pictures of Trump.

[quote]nobody wants to post pictures of Trump.

Yet so many of you do it, all day, every day.

The Trumpics got so bad, I turned off Link Previews permanently about two months ago.

A paper bag certainly wouldn't hurt.

[quote] I'll take ladyhips hamster

Who is that?

That Kevin Bacon-like upturned pug nose is the only thing going for him.

ISHC

[quote] Ginch-like creature

What's the origin of this? DL typo?

She's got the beginnings of a muffin top spilling over her waistband.

Those NIPS!

"Ginch-like creature What's the origin of this? DL typo?"

The poster is saying that Hough looks like underwear.

He's got a Whoesque face! See any Suess illustration, as well as Christine Baranski and Amy Adams. These are Whos! Derek can play the dancing Who in Oh the Places You'll Go directed by, oh... I don't know... fucking Matthew Vaughn?

R18, thanks for explaining.

I thought how can Derek Hough (!!!) have love handles?

He works out way too much; he must eat great, right?

I have seen him be extremely nice to people who come to DWTS and all they want is to meet him.

I'd pay money to see him do a paso doble with Maks.

[quote]I have seen him be extremely nice to people who come to DWTS and all they want is to meet him.

It's a good show! A positive show!

Derek Hough, best choreographer on DWTS. But the best dancer overall is Val Chermokovsky.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

It's a good show. A positive show.

[quote]Derek Hough, best choreographer on DWTS.

He hasn't been on the show in a while.

[quote]I thought how can Derek Hough (!!!) have love handles?

It happens to everybody.

He has a face that's made for a bag.

With gorgeous JLo. She hadn't hit menopause in 2017. Derek is a cutie when he lets his hair down.

He's not the hottest guy out there, but damn, he's an amazing choreographer. His tango to the theme from "Psycho" with Ricki Lake was masterful.

r32 That would be Derek Hough, the subject of this thread.

[quote]Evaluate and criticize please.

Those jeans, their cut and where they sit on his hips, are not doing him any favors.

[quote]Those jeans, their cut and where they sit on his hips, are not doing him any favors.

Where they drape his dong, OTOH...

I’ve been in several SoulCycle classes with him. No presence. Entirely unremarkable.

He has that narrow shoulders wide midsection thing that is unfortunate on men.

A smooth yellowbone fine ass man is never unfortunate looking.

Those are child-bearing hips if ever I saw them.

lol yellowbone. sounds like fucking sushi.

R47, they were both game for that - of course, he'd be, she can be fun; and yes, he's much cuter with his hair down.

Yellowbone?

Derek, a gay, a gay twink, and a girl dance.

That was fantastic R59!

It was choreographed by Michael Dameski, the first dancer. He was very good and the last solo survivor on World of Dance. Cut twink Andres and his partner Charity were the first to receive a perfect score on the show.

R58 : it's ancient race-obsessed speak.

r58 I think that's meant to describe a light skinned black person with yellow undertones.

[quote] I think that's meant to describe a light skinned black person with yellow undertones.

Then why is it used to reference a white guy?

[quote]Then why is it used to reference a white guy?

Because some (most?) Dataloungers simply will not—cannot—let go of a tired, played out old joke, no matter how unfunny it is (and usually was, from its inception). In fact, the dumber, the longer-lived. (Earrings, caftans, anyone?) They chalk it up to "tradition," like this is Anatevka and they're Zero Mostel.

R17 “love handles”?

You type death fat.

Ginch-like handles.

His spare tire is disappointing. He needs to get back on the water cress.

Ballroom dancers, like figure skaters and ballerinas practically starve themselves for those long lean lines and tiny waists. It's inevitable that they thicken up when they no longer compete or perform often.

[quote] A paper bag certainly wouldn't hurt.

R31, Derek is a sweetie he wouldn't make you wear a paper bag.

R70, that’s a good response, a positive response.

Has he come out yet?

Julianne came out. She is no longer a Mormon.

Yellowbone is not racist. Lil Wayne and Beyonce use it in their lyrics. Some of us are black. We know what a yellowbone is. There are "white" yellow bones too. Their fetishists on DL are racist. A white man with yellow skin. See Derek Hough, Brad Pitt, Larry Birkhead. It's color aware to notice, not racist. No makeup artist, hairdresser or stylist can do their work or make a choice without considering your skin color and undertones. Derek is a yellow skin yellowbone. Yellowbone is the compliment.

Don't sexualize it. Not publicly. Yellow toned white skin is a thing. Duh. It's not a tan.

Yellow

Yellow bones have pink lips and holes. But they're yellow all over.

[quote]Yellow toned white skin is a thing. Duh. It's not a tan.

It's liver failure.

Please name other examples of white yellowbones, yellowbone troll. It's always the same three (Hough, Pitt and Birkhead).

r72 He can stay in. We don't want him.

Isn’t that Tom Cruise’s body shape?

Rethug

Xtian

The list of white yellowbone men is quite long. They are a bit rare with quite unusual features. I wouldn't want to get into naming all of them here. Seems a bit racist.

The yellowbone troll at R83 is trying to pull the wool over our non-yellow faces.

Ok, that was a hot guy.

What shade are you sista?

Pensive on Easter.

I think he looks very nice.

I always thought Derek looked a little bit like the street porn star I always thought Derek looked a little bit like the street porn star Erik Everhard

Will you repeat that please, R89?

I wonder if he shaves his pubes.

Probably not, R91.

Straight

The scraggly beard at R87 is not attractive.

Today is his birthday.

He looks good at r87

Does he look positive too, R96?

Birthday post.