Porn Superstar Johnny Rapid retires due to Corona Virus!

Does this mean he'll never make is 500th fuck?

First they close Disneyland. Now this. America is done.

Translation - my hole is wider than a Days Inn hallway.

As a husband and father I have to be carefully what I put into my body.

He's returning to his former job..

So the coronavirus on top of the syphilis, HIV, hepatitis and chlamydia was the straw that broke the camel's back?

This has to be a joke, right?

I adore him.

I’m shocked he is straight - or prefers women. I’ve probably seen him bottom in porn more than any other guy in the last 10 years. Talk about prolific.

We should all come together to support these brave heroes of the gay community!

Yeah but he doesn’t really look like he’s enjoying it, r9. It’s more about how wide he can stretch his hole. I never find anything sexy in his scenes.

Hot little ass slut.

I basically agree r11. I figured he was straight in his private life from watching his scenes, he doesn't really get turned or like excited on from the other guys.

Will be able to afford an anal-o-plasty?

OMG. It really is Friday the 13th, isn't it?

good I hope so. He's gross I never watch his scenes

I never liked him. He always seemed scummy. The fact that he’s straight and gets his culo blasted for money simply adds to my level of scorn for him. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

And THIS will be the spark needed to produce a vaccine licketysplit!

No car full of coronials is jizzing in Johny’s hole until this shit gets fixeded.

He is neat.

Don’t worry guys, I’M still here!

Guys?

GUYS?!?

Will Braun is another one I never got the appeal of

I don't understand why in the last 10 years the quality of guys in gay porn has dropped dramatically. Lots of hideous tattoos, piercings, bizarre stylings including those new-ish weird elongated earrings and horrible/average bodies

I never cared for Johnny Rapid in his role as the Joker.

The Martha Raye of gay porn.

I’m stockpiling Johnny Rapid DVDs starting tomorrow!

What will happen to his brand spanking nu website and "emp!oyees"?

He's been gang banged and bukakkied more than any other male in history, and he wants to claim he's straight?

BULLSHIT.

(he's super hot though)

Yeah the coronavirus. Right.

I never understood the appeal. He’s very meh.

R28, he's twink-adjacent. Appeals to elder narcissists, Yellow Fever patients, and chomos.

His appeal is the 'innocent' look he has. It's the eyes. On the perpetually twinkish body.

And then he will come out of retirement to much fanfare after it all blows over. What a fucking diva!

[quote] bukakkied more than any other male in history

Link please? I’ve always noticed despite getting endless dicks in both ends he carefully avoids any facial cumshots.

I think he has maybe 3 facials. One of his early audition like video, the first prison scene and the one he delivered room service to a rough top who was one of the first to `rape` him. He has been fucked probably more than anyone in gay porn but he has never kissed. He did work on bukkake videos but he was never the bottom.

I think I read on Waybig or str8up that he's only in the top 5 for most gay porn scenes performed. Though given his ass is/was a manufacturing line for disappointing porn movies I guess he could be #1 by now.

This is my favorite scene by him.

Why were there no questions to Trump about this in his press conference yesterday?

I'm carrying the torch bitches. I aint scared of no virus, its scared of ME.

r37 He and Brent Everett are in the "please stop it's just sad now" category of aging porn stars.

I have to admit I'm gonna miss that beautiful hairy asshole.

Especially sad seeing Brent Everett bottom for Austin Wolf

At least he's had fun.

This boy NEVER turned me on. There's another little white boy who gets fucked like him who's also fucking ordinary looking. Can't remember his name.

This boy NEVER turned me on. There's another little white boy who gets fucked like him who's also fucking ordinary looking. Can't remember his name.

I wonder what happens to johnnyrapid.com which has been up all of 6 months now? Will it be left up as a memorial to the most famous victim of Corona, or will they take it down lest people turn to drink and suicide when they're reminded of this sad event.

I was actually strangely excited by him when he first starting appearing in porn, since he's definitely not m type. I lost interest pretty quickly, though.

[quote]Does this mean he'll never make is 500th fuck?

Sweetie he broke through THAT ceiling years ago, it just wasn't filmed, R1.

Well now that his career is capped, they can move forward with the biopic ala King Cobra. Which Hollywood twink should play him?

He'll be back to porn after it all blows over.

Have you gone seen Johnny's Black female fiance?She is gorgeous! I don't understand these women who get hooked up with these gay guys especially porn whores like johnny. I don't get it.

I know the real names are a lot of pornstars and it's shocking how many of them have wives and girlfriends. Either they don't know or more likely they know and allow it. I don't get it, someone please explain this behavior to me. Is it low self esteem.

Take former model Jackson Klein for instance on his real Facebook page he shows off his wife and young daughter and talks about how Christian he is but he was recently arrested again for some form of domestic abuse what is going on with these guys?

Sorry for repeating myself so much in that last post

Please, no straight guy would bottom for 500 guys and take dick sizes like Rafael Alencar. Self-loathing and in denial, which is why he beats up his girlfriend.

Johnny was on his 200th dick. We'll never see 201. Tragic.

A self identifying "straight man" has been fucked by 200 men. More than most gay men if they lived to be 200 yo.

I never got his appeal.

[quote]Johnny was on his 200th dick. We'll never see 201.

On camera . . .

So he’s retiring, huh?

Well I guess he ran the numbers and his pension would be optimal now. Good for him.

Perhaps he’s being traded. And does not want to leave Cleveland.

Why I hate Fox.

Is Corona Virus the END of Johnny Rapid's presidency?

I never understood the appeal of Evan Parker and Blake Mitchell from Helix Studios.

When he hasn't got two cocks in his ass and one in his mouth Anthony Taylor sounds like an ok guy.

[quote] I never got his appeal.

I understand that everyone has a different type, but I'm sure you can look at him and see why he would appeal to a lot of gay men even if he doesn't do anything for you. Especially when he first started.

So his real job is he owns a auto customizing garage in Bumfuck Kentucky. Would have thought Florida.

This little phaggot has been around longer than dirt. He is not straight. You are not straight if you are on camera getting fucked in the butt. Over and over again. All in the name of money. Which makes you even more pathetic.

When he was younger he certainly had the twinkie appeal

Getting fucked in the butt is a sacred act? Maybe. If one is in love. But ass fucking has other applications.

If Johnny Rapid has turned it into a lucrative part-time job, good for him.

Has anyone actually met him? He's been in the business for almost 10 years. I lived in WeHo for 25 but never bumped into Johnny. A bit strange since I "bumped into" all his co stars.

[quote] part-time

r66 The whore of Babylon wouldn't consider 200 dicks part time

He from Georgia, I believe. And unless something recently changed, still was living there.

I'm gay and wouldn't let that many dicks in my butt. Money or not. Get real. Let alone on camera. I would rather work at Wendy's. So would any other real straight man. Fuck outta here with the gay4pay bullshit. These motherfuckers are the gayest of the gay and even more pathetic claiming its just for the money. Go be garbageman4pay then. Use common sense people.

He's a mess, not so surprisingly. This thedirty.com posting is classic. Be sure to read the comments too.

Allegedly beat his girlfriend up when she wouldn't engage in a 3-some with a 14-year-old girl.

Such a gentleman:

“I’m really dominant over females. I fuck the shit out of them. Dominate them. I choke them. I slap ’em, spit on ’em, pick ’em up, tote ’em around, screw ’em on the wall, screw ’em on the floor, the bed, just everywhere. All over the place. […] I do my porn, and then I go home to my girlfriend. I have sex with her until she bleeds.”

^^^LIES and trying to overcompensate for liking to get fucked in the butt on camera. And he looks like a rat.

[quote] I'm gay and wouldn't let that many dicks in my butt. Money or not.

That makes Johnny more believable than you.

R39, the only thing I DON'T like about his body is that nasty hairy asshole. Shave that shit. If he were smoother down there, he'd be way hotter.

Also, his videos where he tries to grow fascial hair just don't work for me. Same with his weird chest hair.

The guy is hot when his smooth and innocent.

Why, R75? I'm gay and wouldn't want 200 guys fucking me. I'm just not a bottom. Of the handful of times I've gotten fucked, it's only been even remotely enjoyable once.... and it took a lot of effort (fingers, relaxing, lube) to get to that point.

Let's just say Johnny Rapid has some psychological issues. He's not straight. No way. Not by any definition.

R75 How so? I wouldn't do it for money or for free. Or on camera.

R77 EXACTLY. Reply 75 is probably johnny rapid or some shit. Some blown out bottom.

Says he came to realize he was bisexual in r61’s video.

R80 Gee, ya think. That's a start. Haha.

Yeah but when he says bisexual he means he likes two dicks.

R73, that quote is hilarious and borderline plaigarized from Pat Bateman from a few years ago. Something about how sorry he feels for girls he fucks the same day he does a gay porn scene.

I don’t understand the concept of straight guys getting fucked so much for gay porn

See ya soon Hylan..

Maybe his hole is finally broke?

Oh well, at least his sphincter will have some time to tighten back up.

R87 His moneymaker needs time to heal.

Well, on his own site, he's been doing far more topping than usual.

Well they do say the anal sphincter is one of the strongest muscles in the human body.

R90 The anal sphincter never signed up to be pounded from the other direction, though. It has to learn to adjust...

Just relax the damned thing. There's no big trick to it. That's what bottoms do. Relax their holes.

How does one do that?

Its mental. Some people can do it, some keep reflexively tensing up.

That makes me think of the old Joan Rivers gynecological jokes that began with “Slide down! Slide down! “But I can’t, I’m stuck to the paper!” And ended with “Relax! Relax! I can’t get my god damn fist out!”

If you resist, it hurts like hell. If you relax and give in, it's heaven.

That boy's threads were stripped long ago. I think his rear vent will have need a regrooving at some point.

[quote] The anal sphincter never signed up to be pounded from the other direction,

I eat a lot of shredded wheat and wheat bran, so it gets pounded from both directions.

He's probably retiring because the corona of his rectum has finally detached and fallen off, not because of the Corona Virus.

Maybe he thought coronavirus is a venereal disease.

My balls were so blue that day...

...how blue were they?

Joey Luft would LOVE them R102

RIP Johnny Rapid('s porn career) 20xx-2020.

Nobody wants to see Johnny top, unless he’s in the middle of a meat sandwich! 🍞 🍖 🍞

He's an evil woman beating pedo so the world will continue to spin without his "talent".

Johnny has released a statement saying his words have been taken out of context

Hey lovers, yesterday I’ve posted a joke on Twitter saying that I would retire from porn because of the whole CoronaV situation which makes it hard to meet people, but it seems that some followers took it seriously.

I won’t bother to explain myself on social media in details; that it was a joke etc… but since we are in an exclusive trust circle here: No, I won’t let you down, this industry has been really good to me and I can totally feel all your love, it gives me strength everyday to work harder to please your fantasies.”

I agree I come from the Higgins era and I like shaved asses on my twinks. When he was young and allowed himself be dominated it was good. Now he has facial hair still looks good but he has to be around 30 no one wants to see him top. He never had a John travis or Matt sterling like Jeff Styker but the videos done on his website seem to directed by himself and are rather boring.

He looks like a trailer park Andrew Garfield.

More like living in his beat up Chevy

R107 -Hey lovers, yesterday I’ve posted a joke-

Hey pathetic wanker incile caftan wearing ole queens, yesterday I've posted a joke."

Not retiring? Praise to Buddha!

I love his hairy ass. He's not going to last, though. When he was very young and looked very young, that's when he peaked. That set him apart. Now he is growing into an adult man. Sadly, all he knows about that is white trash and that's exactly where he's headed. Porn has much more than enough white trash with cracker accents. Whatever made him special, to the degree he was ever special, is gone and what lies ahead doesn't look good for Johnny Rapid.

I kinda like when he tops and talks nasty. Suddenly, his cock, which has that beguiling upward turn, seems really powerful.

Like Brent Corrigan. Only attractive as a young bottom twink. Useless after 30.

Is that site a sort of Tiger Beat magazine for eldergays addicted to porn?

“Citing Coronavirus, Gay Porn Star Johnny Rapid Announces Retirement“

I wonder if the Trump Administration will take credit and call this a Rapid Response to the virus.

Love Johnny’s hairy hole and thighs!

To be honest, I was excited that he gave in and went raw. As big as he is he could have held off.

He did bareback for Bromo several years ago.

If he wasn't an automobile enthusiast, I'd marry him. As more and more men have been inside him, it's encouraging to see what he's achieved, like keeping track of a sports figure who gets closer to breaking a record.

Will Trump award Johnny The Medal Of Freedom before he leaves office?

Surely deserved?

Long distance dedication

He needs a Queer Eye makeover so we can go back to wanting to fuck him or watch him get fucked.

I haven't been this shocked and upset since Cher announced her "Farewell Tour".

Johnny Rapid is an abusive and homophobic G4P shit bag that hates women and is into way underage girls so he can fuck right off back whatever trailer park he escaped from.

We ain’t want him.

R105 well like r89 said he has been doing it more now with his own site and I guess he has grown out facial hair to appear more "butch/masc".