Anal Sex: Behind the Scenes

Gentle Ben

Were any bears involved?

Oh chile, there's always bears involved.

Mrs. McCarthy of Father Brown was well known for her back door hospitality.

Sesame Street, Rose.

Queer as Folk. Oh wait, that had lots and lots of anal sex happening in ALL the scenes

Sanford and Son

Murder, She Wrote

Chico and the Man

r6 Yeah, I mean shows with a lot of gay actors and gat crew members, where they would have to take breaks because the actors and the crew would get so hot for each other they'd all need to do something to break the tension.

All In the Family

All of them. Trust me. All of them.

Punky Brewster. Like ALL the time.

Bonanza.

Lucas.

Did it ever figure into any storylines on these shows? I don't mean explicitly, but was it hinted at then?

Dukes of Hazard

Magnum PI

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I used to laugh at those Dukes of Hazzard guys and scoff at them but later I saw each on Broadway and they could both act and sing well! Schneider was a great replacement as a European duke in Grand Hotel and the brunette co-starred with Bernadette in Annie Get Your Gun.

But Schneider is a horrible Trump type repub and the other guy was sued for being Weinstein type groper in a local production of 42nd Street who had a huge bag of coke when the local cops arrested him.

Parenthood

Little House on the Prairie.

Touched by an Angel

Why do you think it was called You Can't Do That On Television?

Make room for daddy! Father knows best, my three sons.

Golden Girls. None of then could quite handle Bea’s thick 9-incher, though.

R24

WW, and one ticket to the Bad Place for you.

Father Knows Best

Meet the Press

Any of the reality shows.

Magic Garden.

I assume "pegging" is included.

Hazel

My Mother the Car would get gangbanged so violently by the crew her tailpipe would prolapse.

The Hardly Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries

"Big" Brother

Tush.0

Worst Cocks in America

It's Always Anal in Philadelphia

The Flintstones.

HR Pufenstuf

My Favorite Martian

Leave it to Beaver.

They only named the kid Beaver to throw people off the track. Hugh Beaumont and Tony Dow were always at it.

From a archive thread on "Dark Shadows":

"Oh honey that show was so gay the shadows were pink."

Every show with hot guys on it

Homeland

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Dante's Cove

Thunder Alley

Kitchen Cousins and Property Brothers

Live PD

Full House

All three original girls from Petticoat Junction got preggers filming the opening of the show when they bathed in the Cannonball's water tower. Steve liked to pull out and cum on Uncle Joe's man-titties, so there were floaters.

If you wanted to get by on The Waltons, you knew you had to keep Ralph Waite happy.

Grizzly Adams

Two and a Half Men

We Are Who We Are

Everybody Fucks Raymond

The Facts of Life

Too slow, r60.

The FBI.

J. Edgar Hoover insisted on cast approval.

The Jeffersons

Kojak

Barney Miller

Rhoda

Gimme a Break!

I Love Lucy. That's why they only had the one child.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Leave it to BEAVER!!! (Am I allowed to say Beaver on Datalounge? I mean, there isn’t a rule or something, is there?)

If the trailer’s a-rockin’...

Lost in Space.

"Guy, I think Marta and June are starting to suspect..."

Watch What Happens Live

Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman... for real. Lots of anal.

R68 I just came in to post that! You & me are in perfect sympatico, bitch!

Good Morning America

Obviously "The View". They fired Star "I am a lawyuh" Jones because she was full of shit and could never keep herself clean back there.

Flipper

C Span

Good Sir, would you be so kind as to meet Senatrice Lindsey Graham in the cloakroom?

There is no doubt in my mind that Ward and Wally were into it any time the cameras were not rolling.

r77 Maybe they just liked rehearsing privately together.

Dawson's Creek

American Horror Story

Laverne and Shirley

Power Rangers

7th Heaven

The Jetsons. Elroy was a pass around. Spacely and Cogswell were his best clients.

[bold]The New Zoo Revue[/bold], comin' right at you!

Live With Regis and Kathie Lee

Queen for a Day.

We all know Ed McMahon had to give it up whenever Johnny Carson was cranky and needed to blow off some steam.

R84, You, sir, are CORRECT!

R79 7th Heaven???

Oprah and Gayle Go Back in Time

You guys all knew about the Smothers Brothers, right?

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

Mary Tyler Moore Show

Hiding in plain sight.

Hogan’s Heroes. LeBeau was everyone’s favorite pass around bottom.

Taxi.

Tony Danza supposedly did Marilu Henner anally once. She slept with him and Judd Hirsch.

Didn't "Sex and the City" do a whole episode about this once? I think the prudish brunette was afraid to do it and SJP told her she did it all the time because that was the only way Matthew liked it.

This obsession with who is sticking their dicks into poop holes is bizarre. Even more bizarre than actually sticking your dick in and out of the human sewage system.

Supernatural.

R94 are you lost?

R68 wasn't John Wesley fired for his trailer action with The Beek?

The Judy Garland Show- AKA Somewhere Bent Over the Rainbow

Three’s Company- AKA Come Gang Bang at Our Backdoor.

The Dick Van Dyke Show- No pun needed. Joke writes itself.

....

The Nanny set was basically Sodom and Gomorrah! Cast and crew slipped on puddles of lube and Santorum all the time, but it was covered up by claiming to be a slapstick comedy routine! I broke my damn hip once!

Dawson's Crack

Let’s just say that eight was not more than enough for two of the male cast members of this show.

Speaking of Taxi, Tony Danza was quite the slut back then. He even admitted to Howard Stern that he once “broke” his dick.

: Grandpa from the Waltons. "Will Geer was also the lover of gay activist Harry Hay. In 1934, Hay met Geer at the Tony Pastor Theatre, where Geer worked as an actor. They became lovers, and Hay credited Geer as his political mentor. Hay and Geer participated in a milk strike in Los Angeles, where Hay was first exposed to radical gay activism in the person of "Clarabelle," a drag queen who held court in the Bunker Hill neighborhood..."

The Big Bang Thoroughly

WKRAP In Cincinnati

The Courtship of Eddie’s Father

60 (Long) Minutes

Captain Kangaroo

The White Shadow

Welcome Backdoor Kotter

“Da plane! Da plane!”

Serious question: Was there ever a series where there actually WAS (or is) a lot of gay sex stories behind the scenes?

r101 Was that the prequel to his 50-Load weekend classic?

the 700 club

R94 = Poop hole

The Poop Holes' Court

Life Is Worth Living

Fulton was almost as gay as Liberace!

1st & Ten

Zoom

R97 best birthday ever!

The McLaughlin Group

The NBA on TNT. Ernie Johnson has Jungle Fever.

R106 who was Ellen Corby (Grandma Walton) doing tribidism with?

Locke & Key

Murphy Brown They really weren’t prepared for it.

On these shows it usually happens unexpectedly. But once it begins it can't be stopped.

Golden Girls

This shirtless pics of Hugh Beaumont. Daddy! Imagine him passing shirtless Tony Dow in a dark corner of the set... eyes lock...

Naked and Afraid

All In, with Chris Hayes

Why do you suppose she always spun around after entering? She was presenting.

Big Foot and Wildboy

Every Lifetime movie about a school shooting

The Lucy Desi Comedy Hour, but not I Love Lucy

Touched By An Anal

Anderson Cooper 360°

We Are Who We Are

The Dating Game

The Brady Bunch for sure.

The Comeback

Full House - those guys taking care of those fucking kids had to let off steam somehow, jesus !

[quote]The Judy Garland Show- AKA Somewhere Bent Over the Rainbow

I was molested!

Riz Ahmed's trailer on every set!

Alias

Richard Gere, gerbil. You know the rest.

Goatsee!

All I'm gonna say is

Lindsay Lohan's "Freaky Friday" was freakier than you might think

Whose Peen is it Anyway?

The Orifice

Deadliest Crotch

Steve Kornacki when he's not in front of his election board.

Jeopardy...when Aaron Rodgers guest hosts

The McLaughlin Group. They're freaks.

Davey and Goliath

The 700 Club

The Loretta Young Show

those religious dames are always freaks in bed

The Big Valley

it was all a metaphor for Heath's ass

"Heath, Heath, the barn's on fire..."

It so obvious...it hardly got past the censors

Shining Times Station! Didi Cohn demanded it!

Marvelous Mrs Maisel. Constant anal sex.

The Oprah Winfrey interview of Harry and Meghan

Speed Racer.

Golden Girls

The Facts of Life

Why do you think they called it “Happy Days”?

Where do you sit on anal sex?

The Golden Girls

Teen Wolf

Are You Being Served? Mrs Slocombe mentioned to Captain Peacock that if he was to ignore her pussy and instead come around to the back entrance.

Another World

Dante’s Cove

The secrets of Midland Heights

Desperate Housewives

How to survive a Marriage

Downlow Abbey

OZ

Magnum P.I.

Dennis the Menace---"Oh Mr. Wilson!"

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Diff'rent Strokes. Dana Plato took Todd Bridges' virginity. I bet that little vixen was into backdoor action.

I feel like I've eavesdropped in the DL care home again, how old are you people?!

r174 I'm 27.

They were ALL calling Dr. Bombay, hunty.

He was a hot leather top daddy, and really knew how to destroy a hole.

I mean...if you know, you KNOW

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Gilligan’s Island. That is why there were no pregnancies on the island.

Flipper

All in the Family, of course!

Mr Rodgers’ Neighborhood. Mr McFeely was giving it to Officer Clemmons.

Dark Shadows

[italic]The Andy Griffith Show

Donny and Marie[/italic]

Romper Room.

Blossom

R185 My safe word was "Romper bomper stomper boo!"

Bewitched

Oddly, there was absolutely no anal sex behind the scenes of "Dawson's 50-Load Weekend."

I don't know if it was the exhaustion of surfeit or the 17th slime-green spooge drooling onto the Brawny paper towels in the handler's fist during post-scene cleanup.

"Behind the scene" - or rather "Inside scoop"?

The Romper Room

Captain Kangaroo

ABC News with David Muir

[quote]Why do you think they called it “Happy Days”?

One of the catchphrases of that show *was* "Sit on it!"

r189 Type slower!

R113, try Tyler Perry studios, muscular fit men having sex in the storylines and behind the scenes.

Hee Haw. Junior Samples was everybody's pass around bottom. And those Hager twins!

[quote] Junior Samples was everybody's pass around bottom.

Did they have a forklift?

Adam-12, if only in my dreams

Winchell-Mahoney Show.

They tore Knucklehead Smith to pieces.

Fame

Route 66. I'm guessing George Maharis took some side trips to Route 69.

The Beverly Hillbillies

I Love Lucy. There's a reason why William Frawley wore his pants so high up.

Clark Gable's grandson O.D.'d

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Miami Vice

The original script of Being Bobbbaaayyyy Brown had lots of anal sex both in the show and off camera. Sweatney ruined it by being constipated and turned the anal sex into a "How to extract shit from your partner's anus using just your fingers" tutorial with Bobbbaaayyyy instead.

The PBS Newshour

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Monday Night Football

^ Only when the Packers are playing

[quote]Monday Night Football

Why do you think they called Don Meredith "Dandy Don"?

Frank Gifford was a pushy, demanding bottom...much like Kathie Lee

Howard Cosell wore a Merkin

He had suffered from a nasty case of syphilis since the Middle Ages

Will & Grace. For two gay guys allegedly not into each other, Will and Jack could sure go at it!

The Jessica Simpson reality show when she was still married to Nick. He could have been fucking Papa Joe on a regular basis.

Silver Spoons!

The Bachelor!

R165 I don't know what gave you that impression.

Malcolm in the Middle

Living Single

In the Heat of the Night

Cagney and Lacey, obviously

Designing Women

Orange Is the New Black

Andrea Mitchell Reports.

A.L.F.

r225 That one is probably true, given the proclivities of its male lead.

The Partridge Family

Thomas the Tank Engine

[Quote] He could have been fucking Papa Joe on a regular basis.

Why would you wish that on Nick?

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Happy Endings

Cougar Town

Masters of Sex

Californication

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23

Shark Tank

Oh…I’m quite sure that Lt. Sulu (George Takei ) was fucking and sucking all during the Star Trek series…..most indubitably.

On "Alice" Linda Lavin's singing was more painful than getting fucked up the ass.

Love, Victor. Practice makes perfect.

Locke & Key

All the guys playing the detectives on The Closer / Major Crimes loved a round of Tops 'n Bottoms. Horn dogs, every one them.

Someone one was always getting butt fucked on those shows.

GREAT title for an E! True Story exposé: "Behind the Scenes: Hollywood's Anal Escapades".

"The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross

Didn't you notice the way he squirmed around while painting?

"Life is Worth Living"

with Bishop Fulton Sheen

[quote]"Life is Worth Living" with Bishop Fulton Sheen

He had such gorgeous vestments and hats, who could have resisted his hole?

I was MOLESTED!

Lorna Luft

Glee

[Quote] Meet the Press

Specifically it's analingus but it's not at all behind the scenes, in fact it's front and center!

r244 I read Chuck doesn't keep his beard clean.

[quote]Where do you sit on anal sex?

It, Potsie. It.

[quote]Sanford and Son

I’m cummin’ Elizabeth!

Making the Cut

Sister Wendy's Grand Tour

That virginity requirement left a lot of wiggle room in her mobile home hermitage. Plus, she took her vows of silence seriously.

[quote]Were any bears involved?

Yes.