Did you see what Sylvia Browne predicted in 2008?

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I thought she always told people they had fibromyalgia.

Aileen Wuornos predicted Iraq would "nuke" the U.S. in 2019. Did she mean germ warfare?

Aileen Wuornos ended a long time before 2019...

She also predicted Gore would win in 2000 and that she'd live 11 years longer than she actually did.

Yes, but this is pretty specific...and it has happened, some of it.

Gore did win,but Republicans stole that election too.

[quote]Yes, but this is pretty specific...and it has happened, some of it.

The age at which she died is also pretty specific.

#4 = Jeb Bush

I just hope it goes away quick like it says in the book.

Sylvia Browne also said she didn't smoke.

Sylvia Browne also never said a word about 9/11. I lost any faith I had in her and people like her who didn't see that coming. FAIL

She was even on Larry King Live just before 9/11. Possibly even the day before.

Sylvia Browne was a grifter cunt who got like 95% of everything she predicted wrong. She was pure evil.

And for those who honor Browne's prophetic power, you may get healed of the virus here:

I liked her!

Sylvia Browne didn't smoke? Well, what did she gargle with to get that voice? Broken eggshells and turpentine?

I always remember Sylvia Browne for her epic fail on Montell

Please check Snopes and not fucking Fauxbook before repeating misinformation. You old people love your Faceboook and will blather on and make an ass out of yourselves. I have already heard so much stupid shit on DL about the virus.

Her son Chris inherited the grifter gene. At least Miss Cleo made her fake predictions using a fun fake accent.

Scam artist, 100%

Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

I fucking loved Sylvia Browne and her bogus predictions

Remember when she told Amanda Berry's mother that her missing daughter was dead. Amanda was actually alive, being held prisoner by Ariel Castro.

Shawn Hornbeck's parents as well.

It was worse with Amanda Berry's mom, because she died before Amanda was rescued.

This is why I don’t believe in psychics. They never predict the big stuff.

Since the paragraph before that talks about a fungus-like disease in 2010 that is cured by electrical currents and heat, I'm going to file this under "a stopped clock is right twice a day."

[quote]This is why I don’t believe in psychics. They never predict the big stuff.

The famous ones often predict just one big thing - then NADA.

Like Jeane Dixon re Kennedy's assassination.

Oops ☞

[quote]Chillingly, Jeane has also predicted that the world will end in 2020 when a 'war of armageddon' will break out to wipe out the planet.

Jeanne Dixon guessed right once and made a living off it.

R28 she sort of guessed right. She said in 1956 "the 1960 election will be dominated by labor, and won by a Democrat. He will die in office, or be assassinated, though maybe not in his first term."

At the point when she made that prediction, 30% of the presidents of the 20th century had been assassinated or died in office. Further, as the election drew closer, she insisted that Nixon was going to be the winner. Also, the 1960 election was no dominated by labor.

She also predicted the birth of Datalounge.

We were lucky to of had Sylvia who allowed us to be able to communicatewith our departed lobes ones.

This bitch ought to be shot.

[quote]This bitch ought to be shot.

The rest of us will wait over here while you dig her up and shoot her r32.

Throw enough mud and some of it is bound to stick..

"We were lucky to of had Sylvia who"

Did she predict that we'll still be making fun of her grifting ways even in 2020?

I'm seeing a dead relative wants to communicate with you.

Do you recognize a relative's name that begins with A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R or S?

Yes, this relative wants to talk to you about a very special day for the both of you? Can you think of what that day would be?

I remember she was on some talk show just before the first Clinton election and she predicted he would win the election then said "but..." The audience interrupted her by applauding on hearing Clinton's name. She never finished her train of thought, but I always wondered what exactly she was gong to say, especially since I always thought she was a fraud.

She was a good ol bitch

Breaking News AP -

Florida man arrested after digging up the body of psychic Sylvia Browne and then shooting her in what was left of her face. "I shot that stupid, lying, dead bitch dead!' He then mumbled something about rice and corned beef on his dick before he was shoved in the back of a squad car. Charges pending.

R40 I heard he was impaled on her tacky acrylic nails.

No one's talking about that, r42. That fact changes the narrative drastically.

When you make 10,000 guesses in your lifetime you're bound to get at least one of them right.

ugh.

Sylvia was sloppy with her predictions even for a celebrity psychic. On the Montel Williams show, a pair of grieving parents asked her about their daughter's mysterious death (she just collapsed in her room and died one day), and Sylvia blurted out, "SHE WAS SHOT." Like the parents wouldn't have noticed that she had been fucking SHOT. That was really the best she could come up with on the fly.