Chippendales 2019

Meh.

The girls seem to love it

R2 They do. It's bizzare.

I prefer the original style shows when the guys were thinner and there was less macho dancing. Much sexier when they were lithe and would gyrate and kick up their legs. More fun.

And that stupid push-up thing they do nowadays.

They're at least much more attractive than in the 90s. Most of them don't have that stupid long hair.

The beards should go, though.

If they don't show cock what's the point?

R5 You can thank Channing Tatum and Magic Mike for that.

They were never about showing cock.

Chippendales is for the mug cradling fraus and dump cake making fat fraus so that they can be mildly titillated. Those ladies would NEVER watch porn but will hoot, holler or tee hee through a performance, or as they flip through a Chippendales calendar.

(Then, of course, they close their eyes and think of one of those dancers when their fat drunken husband tries to lift their gunt to penetrate with his nub, so the poor dear can have something resembling an orgasm.)

A very far cry for the model-type guys they used to have in the 90s. Most of these guys look like they were just pulled out of any random gym in New Jersey.

They all need body hair to be interesting.

I'm glad that they're hairless. Male strippers that are too hairy are gross and more than likely smell.

R12, basically you don't like real masculinity.

All that "Gays prefer str8s" thing, is utter bullshit.

Always thought there was something antiseptic and sexless about Chippendales... all about titilation but nothing beyond that. Wonder if any are real-life rentboys...

R13 No. The men I hook up with have plenty of body hair, but strippers are different. They aren't supposed to be like "real men". They're glorified sex dolls, basically. Besides, all that dancing makes you incredibly sweaty, and when they're grinding on me I'd rather not be blinded by the stench of their pit hair dripping with sweat.

They for heifers, hussies, and hos. Not for gay men.

Women seem to get the most enjoyment not from the men themselves at strip clubs and strip shows but from the screaming. It's like they're relieving tension.

Surely OP means "THOTS?"

I'm into the Khal Drogo guy.

More like Chippendales 1999 with all that N Sync and Backstreet Boys shit!

At least they're telling the Mad Frau Diseased that the guys are all "Bi, Bi, Bi."

At least they show ass. The better question is, "What's up with Chippendales 1992?"

Is it really always a good time to keep Roger's hands busy?

What a cringefest!

R21 When do they show ass?

Their dancing is so terrible. It’s the same and just as cheesy as this Czech stripping from 1997.

[quote][R21] When do they show ass?

About one minute in. Just one guy. But it's a pretty decent ass, I must say.

Did they fire Old Connor/Chas Vorrias/Colin Hart? He deleted his Instagram account.

Oh he has a new one...from Chas to Chaz

Eek! Male stripper/former gay porn star in Vegas loaded up on steroids and guns...seems like a bad combo.

Serious what the fuck starting Connor