Chet Hanks (Son of Tom) Posts Shirtless Video

You'd have loved it if the was tatless

He looked ridiculous. Apparently, he wanted to show his totally tattooed body to America. How does anybody think that is attractive!

he looks so much better without the tattoos

I realize that I'm on an island all alone, but I think he's hot as fuck. I'd let him do unspeakable things to me.

He just came fresh from a fuck to update us all on this important news, no time for washing off or clothes.

Same ilk as Cameron Douglas. All parents want their children to do better than them - it must be hard for Tom and Michael to see their offspring futz around.

r4

Of course he's goodlooking, just not to 99% of the eldergays who make up this site. Of course they think their porn staches, mullets and bell bottom jeans with patches are still cool..

God bless us everyone

I prefer Colin.

Quite embarrassing to show himself shirtless for this type of news update. So unnecessary, even if sexy.

Chet is the Hunter Biden of the Hanks family.

total fucking douche. Tom Hanks "aw shucks", down home "I'm just a boy next door" shtick is negated by this son of his.

White trash! White trash!

2 clicks from trailer trash.

Covered in this thread extensively last night

Hawt even with, maybe because of, the moobs.

Why are his nipples on the side of his chest? He looks like a fish.

The nipples are grotesque.

If anyone ever summed up the phrase "Young, dumb, and full of cum," it is Chet Hanks.

He's a cutie--tattoos or not

He's gotten chunkier

He must be fun to fuck because he's so built and is so incredibly vulnerable.

Chet goes in and out of ebonics to Public Service Announcer.

Plus he's rich as all get-out.

“Much love,” indeed. Thanks Chet!

Douchenozzle

His Instagram is full of videos of him using the Jamaican accent

He would make the ideal gay porn star.

Questionable anal hygiene

Only a narcissist.....

R11, With a much smaller bank account.

What a waste. It appears that he had a very nice complexion under the hideously tacky 'body art'. Why on earth someone would voluntarily scar themselves for eternity is beyond me.

Has there been another naked update? My expectation is that there be one daily getting ever more provocative.

Hes hawt ! Id let him stick his pole in my shitter . Hell,Id even let him rap while doing so .

Sexy motherfucker. The tattoos made him hotter. Love when he leaves his chest hair. Sexy sexy sexy. R4 I get him first.

I know I would feel a lot less anxiety and paranoia if naked Chet was the one announcing the current situation of the c-virus on Snap, TikTok, Facebook or whatever the hell platform he uses. Chet Hanks for national c-virus spokesmodel!

He and Tom share zero similar physical characteristics-other than they are both Caucasian. Chet's aquiline, Nordic nose; his heavily hooded eyes and coloring prove that he is not Tom's biological child.

You don't have to resemble a biological parent. Not everybody does. Look at Lorna Luft for example, you'd never guess she was Judy Garland's daughter.

I would. 🤷‍♂️

I'm so glad to know Tom and Rita aren't "trippin'" over their diagnoses.

He's such an embarrassment.

Where’s his baby? And his baby’s mom?

Hopefully, the elder Hanks (mom & dad), we’re decent enough to get her out of her former domicile, and house her in more appropriate living quarters, befitting for the grandchild of one of the most famous and wealthy actors in the entire planet.

Chet’s a piece of trash. Take care of the little granddaughter. She is the spitting image of grandpa, with a tan, and she might be the one in this family who has something worthwhile to offer humanity, unlike her father.

Can you imagine dating this guy? Hius girlfriends must be constantly trying to get him to shut up because he's such an idiot and is so emotionally stuned, and yet he's handsome and has such a great body. it would be like Dianne Wiest in "Bullets over Broadway": "DON'T speak. DON'T."

Well, at least Tom has two other sons who are actually productive members of society and not useless wastes of oxygen like this one. Two out of three isn't bad.

I could do nasty things with him....wonder if he's a sister? Even part time?

Chet's hip hop attitude makes sense more and more.

Must he. Blech.