Today's Datalounge Challenge

Sophia catches the coronavirus after fucking Max

too hard

Blanche catches CV after an Orgy with A bunch of Asian Sailors from The Rusty Anchor Hilarity ensues

Sophia drinks out of Rose's coffee mug with the "C" on it.

Coronavirus is not a bad people’s disease Rose!

"Coronavirus Attack", a.k.a. "The Coronavirus" As the girls are preparing for a charity banquet, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche all come down with coronavirus symptoms (Sophia is miraculously spared). They are all determined to go, and keep searching for dates.

The banquet is cancelled.

Barbara Thorndyke caught the Coronavirus in Morocco from a certain Moroccan and then spread it to all of Miami's literary intelligentsia.

The Mortimer Club had to close down, not from racism, but due to the Coronavirus.

Next door neighbor Rita Moreno , catches CV. gives it to all four girls , and must move in For 14 days . Ratings tank . Mr , HAHA comes over in a hazmat suit to cheer the girls up and boost ratings .

The English teabag brings the Coronavirus to Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, killing off everyone except Carol Weston, who is just young enough to recover.

Dorothy and Stan , once again have sex. Dorothy catches CV and Stan is murdered In a two part flash back episode .

Jasper DeKimmel dies after catching CV while recuperating from heart surgery in the hospital. Sophia offers to give another blood transfusion, but doctors said it was too late.

DeKimmel's artwork suddenly soars in value, but unfortunately the girls already sold their painting in exchange for a new roof.

A CV outbreak decimates St . Olaf , the Remaining population comes to Miami to catch the sun on the girl's Lanai .

Sophia catches CV from other oldsters while prank-moving Rose's car. Nurse DeFarge moves in to care for "Ma" as well as criticize the Girls' lack of CV preparation.

Hilarity ensues.

Martin Mull "I told you sos" Dorothy after her forcing him out of his apartment causes him to catch Coronavirus.

Martin Mull's neighbor tells Sophia the Jews created CV. Barbara Thorndyke agrees.

Dorothy mocks Sophia when she declares, "There's a pandemic a-comin'!"

Dr. Halperin, wearing a MAGA 2020 hat, tells Dan and Morothy that "It's just the flu!" After Morothy catches Dan and Gloria in bed together, they and the two cops are quarantined together.

After the McKinley lighthouse is destroyed the TV station becomes a shelter for Coronavirus victims of Miami. Blanche catches CV from the cameraman. Rose discovers another hair she never thought would grow... there.

Picture it....Sicily...1918...Flu Pandemic....young girl's garlic marinara sauce saves village

Rose against Dorothy’s stern warnings, went to Dr. Budd when she started having symptoms of CORID-19.

A funeral mass will be held Friday afternoon at 3pm. Please contact Mr. Pfeiffer for details and directions.

Does Mrs. Budd give her husband a stern lecture?

The girls can't sleep due to lung congestion so they sit around the kitchen table and eat cheesecake and have flashbacks of imaginary events that never happened.

Mrs. Budd ran off with Dr. Elliot Clayton years prior R18.

The guy who rolled the Crepes of Wrath gives the Coronavirus to Dorothy. Surprisingly, the George Bernard Slaw is untainted, sparing Barbara Thorndyke form getting infected.

However, when she shakes Murray Guttman's hand...

Stan must be involved in this Very Special Episode of The Golden Girls.

Stan arrives in Miami in order to get Dorothy's signature and authority to sell a small, cheap parcel of real estate that they owned jointly. Stan's car breaks down in Miami and the car needs major transmission work. (Stan unable to travel until car is fixed.)

Miami is put on lockdown. The mayor instructs all residents to self-quarantine and not travel. The Girls and Stan pile into Blanche's car and make one last store run, stocking up on cheesecake, ice cream, orange juice, and ingredients for a double recipe of lasagne al forno.

Then, and only then, do Dorothy and Stan end up in bed together, yet again.

Blanche and Rose go out collecting Depends for needy, sexy people.

While partying with Mr. Burt Reynolds & Friends, Sophia gets the Coronavirus from eating a giant shrimp out of Jerry Reed's hand.

The rest of the girls got it in jail after being mistakenly arrested for prostitution. The hooker from St. Gustof takes the Coronavirus back with her, and sister city St. Olaf is destroyed as well.

Sophia gives Father Rossi CV when she gives him that big box of canned goods for the needy, who then also become infected.

After spending their $8 equivalent drachma on Dorothy, the Greek sailors take CV back home with them.

The girls visit Sicily and get quarantined in a small Sicilian village. Plot B: Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy fight over the affections of a local bread baker who ends up coming out gay.

Dorothy goes to several doctors complaining of flu-like symptoms, but is either ignored or ridiculed. She later encounters one of those doctors at a restaurant and confronts him.

“You dismisse........”

Fade to black as Dorothy’s lungs explode all over the doctor’s recently washed toupee.

r14

That one is actually pretty good

Rose, on hearing all of Italy's quarantined throws all of Sofia and Morothy's stuff on the front lawn and sprays Lysol on it.

Damn, some of these really made me laugh out loud, which I need. I’m impressed.

Patient Zero!:

Despite being infected, Rose is discovered to be completely immune to the virus. A biopharma company urges her to help them get a vaccine out to the world at large, but Blanche advises her to hold out for a big payout. Rose has a moral crisis and, being the big donkey Girl Scout that she is, finally asks only that the company make a generous donation to the St. Olaf Department of Water and Coffee.