Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns To The View - To An Empty Audience

Something about this really makes me laugh.

At least my return had great ratings and audience excitement.

Pauvre Lizzie. Positively skeletal and talking of God every 6 seconds. Honey. You're from Rhode Island. You may live in the Bible Belt now, but no one cares. We don't talk about God like that here in New England, ya disrespectful cunt.

If they are going to go audience free, they should move them to an ABC News studio.

Empty head, empty studio audience... fitting.

That woman is a fucking cult member. I didn’t mind her *that* much a decade ago on The View. She has been thoroughly brainwashed and is a different person now. Totally insufferable with the God shit, and that The View banned its audience on one hand to prevent spread of disease and then on the other hand put Hasselbeck on the show to tell people to pray and thank God and Donald Trump, and otherwise not worry about it, was fucking irresponsible as fuck.

Also, her influence changed the whole show to the 500 Club Ladies Edition.

Elisabeth: God god god. God? God! Ha! God god god!

Sunny: I met my husband in a church!

Schwarzenegger: I met MY husband in a church!

Elisabeth: God!

Sunny: Church! The place to meet husbands!

Schwarzenegger: Yaaaaas, church!

Meghan: I belong to the Republican cult, but you guys are a little extreme for me right now.

Elisabeth: GOD, Meghan, YOU NEED GOD!

Elisabeth: Now, let’s talk to a school program that I say belongs in all public schools. You’ll notice everyone from the Positivity Project appears manic. Pay no attention to the crosses on all their shirts! GOD

MICROSOFT NEWS POLL

How do you feel about Elizabeth Hasselbeck?

Love her = 26%

Like her = 14%

Neutral = 9%

Don't like her = 46%

Other / No opinion = 5%

Based on 5,994 responses. Snapshot of real-time results.

The irony is that Elisabeth's parents were 60s Liberal radicals!

R8 - Yeah, there were some articles years ago that Elisabeth wasn't raised in a household or environment that she now embraces.

It's all an act folks. She is whoever you want her to be so she can have a job and make 7 figures a year. Like all Republican talking heads.

They use folding chairs? What kind of rinky dinky operation are they running?

What, were they having trouble rounding up guest panelists so they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get this slag?

Get her some electro-convulsive therapy for her God addiction.

Get her a lot of it.

I hate that cunt.

Remember last year, when that book revealed (per a quote from Joy) that Rosie had been attracted to Elisabeth. Too honest-for-her-own-good Rosie admitted publicly, that yes, she did have a crush on Elisabeth when they were on the View together. Elisabeth appeared on Fox, and when questioned about it, she acted as if Rosie had Weinsteined her. Idiot, the fact that you had NO IDEA about Rosie's crush proves the point that you were not sexually harassed, offended, or insulted. You could just see her thinking, "ewwww....gay". The funniest part was when Rosie insinuated that she thought Elisabeth seemed kind of gay because she had been a softball captain and she loved wearing sleeveless dresses that showed off her giant arm muscles.

She needs to get COVID and all her dirty spawn too, and die fast.

She is making McCain sound very reasonable.

Rosie's attracted to pretty young femmes who abuse her.

She actually said out loud and live on TV that Trump was strong leadership and she trusted him. Joy looked like she wanted to kick her head off.

She said she wasn't worried about Corona, because she "is choosing not to make an idol out of it".

Now, I know she did't come up with that herself. It seemed she was there on someone else's behalf. She seemed so scripted.

Her new-found religious, self-righteous and sanctimonious bullshit is nauseating. Yeah, she was always like this, but now it's even more pronounced and obnoxious.

[quote]Pauvre Lizzie. Positively skeletal and talking of God every 6 seconds. Honey. You're from Rhode Island. You may live in the Bible Belt now, but no one cares. We don't talk about God like that here in New England, ya disrespectful cunt.

It's Lissie, not Lizzie.

I wish Joy would have asked her why she suddenly quit Fox News and skedaddled out of town five minutes before the Roger Aisle scandal broke and if she did the Aisle Twirl.

People were afraid Rosie O'Donosauraus would show up.

Hoping is not fear, Dear

Will they use a laugh track?

[quote] She actually said out loud and live on TV that Trump was strong leadership and she trusted him

Even Mehgan was shocked when Elisabeth said that and said so on Today's show

Maybe this has been explained, but why is Hasselbitch back and how long is she back for?

R27 it was only a one time appearance

It was just a one day guest co-hosting stint, she won't be stinkin up the place daily as we've got Meghan for that.

R8 That isn't that unusual. I know many conservative children of liberal parents and liberal children of conservative parents. Children, even adult children, like to rebel against their parents. There is a reason that the yuppies of the 1980s followed the hippies of the 1960s.

Has anyone ever met a Lissie?

I thought not.

Aaaand I'm officially not watching anymore. That panel bookended by those two blonde Republicunts is too much.

I'll watch the local news, then tune-in to watch the last half of The Price Is Right.

R30, that's crazy!

Even Meghan looked like she thought Elisabeth was crazy. She admires Elisabeth for going toe-to-toe with Joy regularly a few years back, and she admires Elisabeth's ability to spew conservative talking points. But...Elisabeth seems to love Trump, the man who insulted Meghan's daddy, and Meghan can't get behind that.

Meghan has defended Trump more and more in recent months. She only slowed down her pro-Trump momentum when Biden regained some traction. But before he did, she declared on The View, “I can’t vote for Trump for personal reasons. But I DO NOT VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS.” So if she won’t vote against him and if she continues to defend his Republican supporters, then she supports his presidency and disrespects her father.

Update!

[quote]Even Mehgan was shocked when Elisabeth said that and said so on Today's show

All those extreme anti-choicers love trump.

God, Moo-cow McCunt looks awful at R36.

Must be trying to keep Meghan on her trotters.

Or send her to the abattoir.