Who had the biggest dick you've ever seen in real life?

That's pretty big.

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

An Israeli backpacker I hooked up with in a hostel in Ecuador. He had just completed his mandatory military service and was traveling the globe. Jesus Christ, that thing was like an extra limb..

Many years ago in Washington DC

A white guy - surprise - it hung down past the middle of his thigh

I refused to suck it, because I was afraid of HIV.

I regret that.

According to the DL, no one has a large penis anywhere in the world, and if it looks large, the person is actually four feet tall. If someone has actually experienced a big one in real life, they are liars and just spouting an EST.

Big dicks are not an EST R5

Not that exciting because I wasn't able to do anything with it but the biggest dick I've ever seen belonged to a roommate I had a few months ago. Once when he thought I was gone for the weekend he walked into the living room completely naked (in his defense, that apartment had no AC and it was mid summer) It was way larger than anything I had ever seen. I THINK he was a little hard but I didn't get enough of a good look to tell. I don't think he was as large as OPs pic.

He didn't look over or notice me staring on the couch and walked right through to the kitchen with it swinging. I called to him while he was in the kitchen and he was mortified. He covered himself with a dish rag and ran back to his bedroom and could not stop apologizing when he came out in shorts. I told him I didn't mind at all, he already knew I was gay lol.

We still see each other whenever I'm in the NYC area. He was the best roommate I've ever had, even without the dick. We've laughed about it a few times.

He wasn't even the usual type for it. He's like 5'6 max, a little skinny but nothing that unusual. He was italian though so maybe that was it. He also had a horrible love life. He was very shy so struggled getting dates even though he was pretty good looking and the one GF he had while we lived together was a clingy psycho bitch

r6 I'm afraid according to the DL, big dicks do not exist anywhere, and no one has ever encountered one. And if you say you have, you are lying.

The married black man named Ken. I was 25. He was in his 40s. Huge. A solid 10x7. We just jacked off the first few times we hooked up. But then one time his wife was out of town. He invited me over for more than a quickie. He ended having blow - which I had only done a few times. We did some and I turned into a total whore! I took that huge cock all night long!

Best sex ever.

R5 doesn't know what an EST is, despite exemplifying one with the tall tale about how the DL doesn't believe in big cocks.

The DL believes in big cocks the way a Baptist choir believes in Jesus.

I can remember one, when I was a callow youth. I was dumbfounded. I didn't really know what to do with it. I'm not sure I'd know what to do even now.

R11 just suck. No guy is worth a lot of pain. Unless you're into that

A guy who I used to work with. We became good friends and one night, one thing let to another, and we ended up in a 69 position. He denied he liked it but I knew otherwise. Though, that was the last time he blew me, but I was allowed to get him off on occasion. How big was it? We measured and it was a little over 9" and not too thick. I would have liked to try it on for size but never had the opportunity. Yes, we are still friends but now that he is married, no more playing around with his cock. Damn!

r10 An EST is an "extremely suspicious tale" and yes, if you ever post about having an encounter with someone with a big cock, it will be called an EST by multiple people on the DL, because they do not believe they exist, and they also accuse anyone who says they have seen one is lying. Clearly I am mocking the DL and you are too dense to understand.

More cock.

I thought EST stood for “elaborate scenario troll”?

I've seen two cocks while cruising that were likely at or near a foot long. And I mean legitimately in the 11-12 inch range, not a 7 incher that looks big.

One was a black man who used to show up at the department store I used to cruise. It had a bathroom on one of the top floors which was out of the way, and this guy showed up a few times. He would never let any of us suck him, but he loved showing it off and would occasionally let us stroke it for a few moments. He was an average height of around 6 feet but his cock was almost down to the urinals.

The other guy was a white dude I saw in Cleveland in an adult bookstore. He was rough looking, the "Bruta bella' type, probably had Eastern European/Polish background. I walked by his booth a few times and when he hauled out his cock I almost gasped. It was as long or longer than the black guy's dick, a little less thick. I still think sometimes about how it felt when he came in my mouth - the sheer force of feeling his cum moving through that big cock was so, so hot....

I had a regular fuck bud for a while who was likely in the 9.5/10 range. He reminded me a bit of a cross between David Duchovny and Nicolas Cage. Great dick but a jawbreaker. I usually had to grab it with both hands and do a death grip while sucking him in order to get him off.

Italian guy from Philly. It was like the hitting end of a baseball bat.

Kiss it and cry.

love those hot eye-talian men

Best I could manage would be some feeble licks and a hand job.

That cock at OP must take 70% of his blood supply to stay up.

Norwegian guy I met in Vancouver. It wasn't the length, which was impressive, it was the girth, which was just scary.

Bump

A guy at the Vanderbilt ymca on 47th Street in nyc. Saw him lifting in weight room. Good looking guy. Then in locker room I headed to steam room after working out. Started talking in steam room. Had our towels wrapped. He was an amtrak conductor. Nice guy. He got up to mind if stretch and walk around. Sat back down. Towel off. Holy fucking Christ on the cross. I’ve been around and I had never seen a cock like that. Soft, probably 8 inches. Thick as your wrist. It was crazy. This was like ten years ago. I had to say something. Told him “damn that’s awesome”. Then we talked about being a train conductor.

There was a guy in Miami named Cary who lived on Brickell. Gorgeous guy, tennis player. A solid 11 inch thick beaty. Saw him a few times. Must be 20 years ago.

The German who fucked me, twice, in Amsterdam, the bottom who would keep his jockstrap on lest he’s asked to fuck, the Czech i blew in the bookstore, the right guy I dated at the wrong time... all were about 8. The schwanz was probably 9.

The German who fucked me, twice, in Amsterdam, the bottom who would keep his jockstrap on lest he’s asked to fuck, the Czech i blew in the bookstore, the right guy I dated at the wrong time... all were about 8. The schwanz was probably 9.

A guy who owned an art gallery on 57th street in the 1970s. Italian from Philadelphia, I believe. Extremely good looking. So good looking, in fact, the enormousness of his cock paled in comparison.

The kid from Buffalo visiting for the weekend. Mixed race, Bi, maybe 25. Long like 9 - but what made it absurd was it’s girth. Barely able to put both hands around it.

6 ft 2 guy who lived in single enlisted quarters (aka barracks/dorm). We used to hang out as friends. I wasn't physically attracted to him, but he was kinda crazy, which I found endearing.

We were chatting in his room when the conversation turns to porn mags and he whips out a bunch of them. They mostly depicted M/F sex and quite a few were BDSM mags. He asked if I had every engaged in BDSM. When I told him 'no' he brought out a black latex hood. Around this time I noticed a sizeable bulge formed in his pants. He volunteered that he sometimes has sex with men. I said I do too.

He pulls the hood over his head, exposing only his nose and mouth, then gropes his dick through his pants. He feels around for my hand and puts it on his bulge. OMG. I could tell it was thicker than average but not how long it was. He pulls down his zipper and extracts a dick that I'm pretty sure was 10-11 inches.

Except for porn, I had never seen a dick that big -- before or since.

R25 You've asked/talked about him here before, no?

R31 A long time ago. Did you know him?

R2 No, but I remember you asking and/or talking about him in another thread.

Sounds like he was quite memorable.

The guy I see whenever I look in the mirror.

The big volcano erupts.

Long and thin.

so all of you posting photos....you've been with those men?

(if not....then you're not answering OP's question)

Rubbing the big magic genie.

Back in my late 20s I belonged to a group of guys who would get together for a monthly sex party (orgy). Usually 12-18 men of all ages and body types. There was one guy who came a few times - average-looking, in his 40s. His cock was between 14 - 16 inches and so big around he needed both hands to jack it. He would sit off to the side and watch, but he never interacted with anyone. I talked about it with the host, who knew him. He was so big no one could suck it or take it up the ass, so he was very frustrated. Everyone wanted to touch it, but he felt more like an object than a participant. Sad, really.

I had a lot of fun and really learned a lot from those gatherings.

The two biggest cocks I’ve ever encountered were both from short, stout, pugly, white guys. Both had fully functional dicks the size of a toddler’s arm. One I met on those old 976 chat lines and the other in a video booth at an adult bookstore. Hooked up multiple times with both of them. Both were closeted. To this day, I’ll happily drop my general standards (which aren’t that high to begin with as I’m no Ken doll) for a guy with a huge dick.

personally, rick Donovan. I ate his load 3 times. huge meat. nice dude, wht happen to him? (he could only get off if u fukd the hell outta him)

and a ho from nyc who had huge meat, he was legendary, was on rentmen for a while in 1999.

If Rick Donovan is still alive it would be my guess that he probably had a sex change operation.

Big price to pay to never really be able to fuck hard and balls deep.

This guy had the longest dick I have ever seen.

Unfortunately he had the skinniest dick I have ever seen.

We were teens and he showed it to me when he was hard. He said it was 10.25 and I believed him. I have never seen one that long since then and I have seen many huge ones.

I am not exaggerating when I say it was not even as big around as my thumb. It was so skinny it didn’t even resemble a human penis. It looked more like an animal penis.

He has been arrested many times but this mug shot is the most flattering.

Some of these seem like too much trouble.

I've never been with anyone who's been bigger than me.

I feel quite unlucky, as I've never seen a truly huge dick in real life - biggest (erect) have been thick 8-8.5 inchers, of which there have been a few.

I've seen a few guys with soft/semi cocks in gay saunas that could have been bigger when hard than that, but equally could have been show-ers and not gained significant size along with hardness - thick 6"-ish soft ones. Sadly attached to unattractive men so I never got to see what they were like hard.

The thickest cock ive ever seen was on a guy that I met in London at a nightclub, he claimed that he was a Duke. Anyway I went back to his place, and his cock was so fat that my hand wouldn't even fit around it, couldn't even get my fingers to touch. It was also a nice solid hard cock, had a good time jacking it and trying to suck it.

more more more!

A married guy I hooked up with once about 15 years ago. Really cute furry blonde guy, tight, defined body covered in light, soft fur. He had to be 10 inches and very thick. All he wanted was mutual oral, thank god. We wound up in a side-by-side 69 and for 30 or so glorious minutes I was in heaven, worshipping his huge, thick pole, feeling his hot, furry body entwined with mine, while he lovingly and energetically sucked and derp throated me. He loved taking my huge load when I finally came.

Never heard from or saw him again but its a memory I frequently return to when jacking off.

I forgot to mention a friend in college - he had somewhere in the 10+ category

A beautiful veiny fat cock.....but the thing was, the dude it was attached to was seriously fug. They didn't call him White Urkel for nothin'.

He later dropped out of school to become a bartender at a gay bar. Popular when he wore Spandex.

Biggest dick I've ever seen.

By far.

LOL R52

Who's at R38???

He was 5'9", delicate ankles, and 11", flacid. Yikes! Ironically enough, I was with his friend first and he was a robust 6'2", muscular, and totally tiny meat. Weird.....

R54 his name is Felix Jones. He has an onlyfans. I don't subscribe but have gotten off to gifs of him before. There are a ton floating around since his cock is so huge

gracias R56

Has anyone had an encounter with the realtor from New York who is supposedly horse-hung? I think he works in either Albany or Buffalo .

Austrian I met in a cruise park in Geneva Switzerland. He lived in NYC and had some sort of online revenue stream showing it off. But it was 15 years ago at least. Bigger was a gorgeous smiling tall young african whore who had the hardest longest thickest darkest most beautiful cock on Earth, I'm sure.

More stories pls :)

Felix Jones again.

R58 I remember someone talking about him, he was in Albany.

Yes a ski instructor they pulled it out of his ski pants for me in a gondola on the way up the mountain. On our second ride up I was on my knees taken care of that thing. The windows were covered with Jizz. It was quite the cannon.

R17, Your fuck buddy who looked like David Duchovny and Nicholas Cage, did he live in New York, Florida, or LA? I might have been seeing the same guy. When was this?

R64 Mid 1990s but none of those cities. We were in the "rust belt."

more storeis pls

It was this middle aged dude in a hotel. Probably a businessman of some sort, I don't know, I just walked in and sucked it, but it was like... super nice. This was fucking YEARS ago and I've seen plenty of dick since, but this one's stuck with me. I just remember the shaft being so much longer and thicker than anything I'd had before, and the head was perfect. The whole experience of sucking him was fun, and he had this firm belly that was like... hot. I don't know, he seemed like such a conservative dude, so when it took everything off things got exciting.

A guy I worked with for 6 years. Conservative, good looking guy. He played squash. I did in huh school and some in college. Knew him about three years before we decided to play. Went to his club (Racquet and Tennis Club on Park and 53rd). Fancy men’s club. In locker room we were changing. Known him so long, I didn’t have attraction to him. But damn. When he pulled off his pants and boxers, a python dropped out. I had no clue he was hung. No big dick face. No rumors. I’ve seen a lot of cock. This was epic. About 8 inches soft. Like 6 around soft. Huge flanged our knob. It was crazy. Oddly, very tight nuts. Curved downward. I can still see it. I’m average but felt small as hell. He pulled on a jockstrap. And that forever is in my spank bank.

It’s kind of cool seeing someone you knew awhile nude for the first time.

R68 did you gasp?

she inhaled, r69.

in person, I'd have to say my own and I'm not a monk but I"m not a slut.

the reaction I get from guys is that they're pretty impressed with my dick.

I'd trade it for a man who loved me thou

Some guy I met at the Sports Connection in the mid 90's had a HUGE cock, at least a foot long, real thick. We went home together and played. Total bottom wanted me to fuck him raw. It was the 90's, during AIDS and before PreP. I couldn't do it. I think of him sometimes and what it could have been, and wonder if he's still alive.

r71 I will love you. Dent my kidneys and I will love you :)

[quote] Dent my kidneys

MARY!

the virus makes dick size seem rather...….shallow.

Iraqi boyfriend. Beautiful purple color, circumcised of course. Ultimately frustrating though for both of us as I couldn't take the whole length of it. I think the ease of movement and total penetration you get with an average sized cock is highly underrated.

Honestly rather than having a huge one I prefer average length with a good curve. Feels good rather than painful.

Big dicks are for sucking, not getting fucked by. Period. I had a boyfriend with a big dick. It was a year after I'd had anal warts removed. Nobody was putting anything of any size up there ever again. Probably saved my life.

Agreed that an average cock feels better in your ass. Also a medium thick cock. Whenever I get fucked by a fat dick I feel like I'm getting ripped apart.

[quote]Agreed that an average cock feels better in your ass.

No it doesn't.

I dunno my last bf was huge - it looked like someone photocopied a regular sized dick and blew it up and stuck it on him. He even warned me on our first date. Lucky for him I could get my fist in my mouth so head was not an issue. He was a master at getting it in. Our first time he rimmed me for an hour, slowly prodded and played with my hole and worked it in. Once he got it all in he just laid on top and we made out. He would slowly gyrate until we had a rhythm. Before you knew it he was going full tilt and I was seeing stars, in a good way. That baby arm was boxing my prostate and I was in heaven. I have never had as good of sex as I had with him.

R55 why would it be weird that two friends who are presumably completely unrelated had different sized dicks? Do you only choose friends of a similar dick size to yourself?

R81 that sounds like a lot of effort. Sometimes I'm just trying to get fucked and not be late for work

Yeah - R14 is wrong. It's elaborate scenario troll - not extremely suspicious.

There were people who used to create all of these long-winded fabrications on this site, but the more they wrote, the more you could tell it was all fiction.

There are a handful who still do it, but that's where the term came from.

Some of them were really good though. There was one about this lawyer trying to figure out if she should let her two male cousins who incestuously married use the family's ancestral home for the honey moon. That was one of the best OPs of all time

R81 Your ex? What happened, darling, he hit ya?

Ya I get where r86 is coming from. Any guy willing to rim me for an hour could get away with A LOT of other stuff

Oh craigslist. I found more big cock on there than anywhere else. i wish it would come back. Had one almost 11" long. It was a beauty. Then years ago I met this Indian college kid - he had what easy had to be 10" or more. I don't know - maybe that's why I like em' big like that.

r86 No he died. He was in a car accident. I guess I should have said late bf?? but didn't want to ruin the theme of the post.

Guy I made love to a few times many years ago, tall, pale, very thin, geeky librarian, very academic, very prissy and somewhat fem, big glasses.... and an huge 12-14 in cock. Neither of us were into anal thank christ cos there was no orifice that could accept something that size, it'd be like trying to cram a Cadillac limo into a motorcycle parking space. Such fun to play with and the load was something else. He was a beautiful man, I would love to know what happened to him. He was a lovely man too, the cock was just a nice extra surprise

R90 Sounds like porn star Ben Andrews! LOL

Thanks R91, need to go look at him now

There was a blond YOUNG conductor at the Met Opera who had a ginormous cock. I can't remember his name. Early 90s. I knew a young wannabe Broadway producer in the 80s, also blond, quite fetching at the time, huge dick, went on to huge success, too. Wont say his name, he's not a slut like I am.

And there's Roger Bart, whose cock apparently has its own zip code.

Middle Eastern guy who had recently divorced and was rebounding from his first (disastrous) gay relationship. A thick 8" but small balls.

I wasn't used to getting fucked, but he plunged it in- using only some hand lotion- and I took it well because I was so excited. He was hairy, homely/handsome, sexy baritone voice.

I've tracked him on the internet and he manages a restaurant and is now married to a nelly blond guy.

I have extreme low-confidence; I connected with a sex worker and he told me I should be more confident as I have a 'billy club' between my legs.

r96 are you seeing anybody?

r94 Roger Bart? The actor? Is he the gay?

R98 Oh, that's old news here. Yes.

Dunno, [R99] -I've hung with him a couple of times and while he has gay voice, he claims to be straight. I know, I know... Also, I never noticed a bulge that would attract the rumors of having its own zip code. He describes himself as a "shorty, furry, troll" and laughs at the idea that people think he's sexy.

he's not my type, but he sounds like a nice guy.

personally, I'm a grower not a shower. I kinda like that; when I grow, I'm always tripping over the darn thing!

I have first hand knowledge that Roger Bart is very Very well hung

r91, Ben Andrews in that Ugly Betty porn parody is one of my favorite scenes.

r102 details please.

The Roger Bart being huge hung thing has been discussed

EXTENSIVELY

EXHAUSTIVELY

in a number of threads, including the sex on Broadway thread.

Let's not rehash it again.....you quarantined bitches can do a search.

Get bent, r105.

Eat shit, R106.

this one

That is the most gorgeous cock I've ever seen. Thick, long, OMG!

R97. ha!

Cute.

And, alas, not while coronavirus is going on.

It's funny, I'm sure I'd want a nice dick if I didn't have one, but I take it for granted. I didn't have much experience though and it wasn't until I got out there a little bit and I finally asked a guy once what's the deal with my dick and he says: not everyone has one like you.

I crave intimacy and affection tho. Not a big dick.

r110 = r97 here I can heap loads of affection and intimacy on you if you plow me good.

R110 totally relate! Intimacy and affection is what I desire, and thats why I loved seeing the guy I described at R90 so much, because he craved those things too, the big dick was a nice extra but the intimacy and affection was the greatest gifts he had to offer

What creates these ridiculous cocks? Something in utero? Radiation? One brother has a normal one, the other has 9".

r113 gay jesus does.

Cary Leeds from Miami. Died about 15 years ago.

I have a theory on big cock. Women go either for the cute ones or the hung ones. That gets passed on if daddy is shooting y chromosomes. So the cuter the guy the more average the cock, the slightly ugly have whoppers.

English guy, very tall and skinny in his early twenties when I was in my late 20's. He was a bottom but it was huge, like a small baseball bat. He joked and swung it like one- that's what I remember clearly. It was definitely the biggest one I had ever seen. We were quite drunk and I remember we both came a few times. In the morning I came in his mouth and he said "breakfast" after he swallowed. was not the most memorable of my sexual encounters.

bartender at woody's of all things, not the hottest guy, but tall and well, cocky. I found his erection and was like, " I have no idea where I'm going to put that". seriously - it was at least as long as my forearm and thick. he was okay with it, and we parted ways. when i'd see him out I'd always wonder who was swinging on that thing

r118 how long ago was that?

R10 Preach!

That's a revolutionary 'theory', r116. Earth shattering.

A kid that was in my suite junior year of college. Handsome face, tight, lean body. He was the horniest bastard around. Had average looking girls hanging around all the time. He referred to his dick as "rock lobster" and I saw it at least 30 times, but never soft. He ALWAYS had a boner. and just walked around swinging that thing and fucking these mediocre girls all day and all night.

r122 if he walked around swining it I would have grabbed it and said let me take it for a spin.

I once worked with a sheriff's deputy whom we shall call "Mark S." Mark S. was a short Italian-American guy whose dick was easily 10 inches long, although he claimed it was actually 12 inches. He was also a total horn dog and would chase anything in a skirt and flirted nonstop with all women, regardless of age. He was VERY popular with the ladies.

One day, another deputy was going through the local Jack In The Box drive-thru and the (attendant? cashier?) noticed that he was a deputy sheriff.

"Do you know Mark S.?" she coyly asked.

"Sure do," he replied.

"What do you know about him?" she smiled.

"Well, I know he has a 10-inch dick."

BAM!!! The (cashier? attendant?) slammed her sliding window shut with all her strength, which actually caused the upper left corner of the window to crack.

"Well he DOES," shouted the other deputy, before driving off.

The window crack wasn't terribly noticeable, so it wasn't repaired for several years. But in our department it remained a legend—visual evidence of the true legend of Mark S. and his 10-inch dick.

Have met a few of those shorty Italian-Americans with big dicks. Think there was one at Woodys too.

The aptly named Woody's.

R56, do you have a link to his OF?

I can’t find him.

TIA

r124 pic of his face please or last name. Mama is panty like a greyhound after a race in West Palm Beach, hunny.

For r127

You are truly the best, r129.

I don’t care that all of DL was talkin shit about you the other day. You’re a cool dude.

(What? I wasn’t supposed to tell him?)

Guy I met online in Anaheim. I am pretty well hung myself so he asks me if i can wrap a dollar bill around my dick, I said yes and he says "I can't" We met up for the date and when we get down to it - out comes godzilla. He was not lying I could not get my hand around it and it was just as long as it was thick - probably 11 inches with a head the size of a peach. Not only that he is leaking pre-cum like a faucet. When we spoke on the phone he said he prefers top but most guys can't take it. I thought he was bragging. Nope. I gave it a try and he was able to get some in, enough to blow a load but I would say the tip and maybe 3-4 inches of it.

E130 lol what?

A straight, married Nigerian guy. About 6'2", really lean (he was a marathon runner), with an uncut dick about 10" long. He was proud of that thing and he loved to have it sucked. I was happy to oblige.

I meant r130

When I was in my early twenties I dated a handsome, muscular (but not in an over the top way) silver daddy in his fifties.

His cock was intimidatingly big; 11 inches and thick, and yet I found myself saying “I want you inside me” and slowly parting my legs until he had full access to my hole.

He had a mirror next to his bed and I was both excited and nervous to see that enormous, rock hard dick move closer and closer to my slight frame.

I had never been so intensely full before, and the novelty of the experience helped distract from feeling like I was going to be split in two.

Afterward, we cuddled and he said “our kids will be cute” with a slight laugh before falling asleep with his hand on my bum.

Here's a shot of the Nigerian guy's cock from my post at R133. This is him SOFT!

R136, You know Abeo too?

A lean cut nerdy white guy I met on CL years ago. We were both tops so just did oral and make out. He was not that attractive but so sexy. Beautiful cock, probably 9 " and thick. Gorgeous lean and ever so lightly hairy torso. Great kisser.

Also, French-Vietnamese guy who was fucking gorgeous with a hefty and long uncut cock. His face was breathtaking.

A Top Named Timo. I shudder. I quiver.