Classic boner killers

shag carpeting

Jewellery. Watches included.

When there is a hairy dick on screen I see neither carpeting nor jewelry

Anyone over 35

OP Ron Jeremy acted in 100% straight scenes

There was a woman in every one of his scenes

got to hand it to jeremy he screwed countless women waaaaay above him!...perhaps that was his "appeal" him being the normal average joe screwing beautiful big breasted women and them, the women, acting (was it acting?) like they loved it and him!..

R5 not correct, his early claim to fame was sucking himself off and no women helped him with that.

Sorry to all of you circumcised men but really bad circumcision scars are a turn off. I'm not talking about the normal barely there or slightly here scars - the scars that looked like the guy was circumcised with a rusty knife and now sewn back were the boner killers. Also Ron Jeremy.

Zits

Dirty Harry

No problem, r8. No circumcision scar could possibly be as ugly as a smegmatron hanging off the head of your dick. Now THAT's a boner killer.

Anyone under 35.

Dirty feet.

[quote] Mostly straight stuff and no women in porn do not bother me.

OP, what are you trying to say? No women in porn and do not bother you? Or no, women in porn does not bother you?

Commas are important.

Forgot a comma

And no, women in porn do not bother me.

I never look at the feet.

Tweezed eyebrows. I was so turned on by a hot porn yesterday that I would have jerked off to if not for being so put off by the drag queen eyebrows on one of the guys.

A cockring.

No. Just no.

Helium: Voice, Heels

Why was Ron Jeremy ever hired? I don't get it.

Painted fingernails on guys

Backne (back acne).

Smoking.

Those awful porn scenes of guys choking and gagging on some huge cock to the point of vomiting all over it. WTF?? How is that a turn-on to anyone??

Spitting on someone's dick or their butt hole. Iccchh! Instant boner killer.

The awful background muzak.I can’t handle it.Not even for camp value.And it still infests porn!

Two terrible things bug me - when the bottom just can't stop fake moaning/squawking like a girl, as well as tops who are just semi hard. Take a Viagra already if you're not into it.

[quote]John Holmes...ugly as fuck with a gross dick

He wasn’t just a killer of boners, either.

R27 Good one!

I prefer non circumcised.

I know you bitches don’t believe, but sex is WAY hotter with a non circumcised peen. I have no idea why that is, but it’s true.

Boner Killer? Bodies that are completely waxed or shaved. Yuck.

Overly fat or overly fem are both boner killers.

[quote] Among the men the boner killers are

[quote]John Holmes...ugly as fuck with a gross dick

[quote]Ron Jeremy...even in the films where he is young, knowing the guy makes it go limp.

All true. And fucking Alban Ceray who appeared in 500 French porn movies - talking about CLICHÉ!

I find it best to fast forward through the over used men like Alban and Jamie Gillis.

I much prefer the hippie porn, the one offs on a mattress in a room.

Old porn is boring.

Here's a classic gay porn movie (yes, movie).

I just discovered Turkish vintage pr0n. Didn't know that they could do that in a Muslim country. Just wow!

And the other type of pr0n that truly intrigues me is the ones that have both X-rated and R-rated versions featuring some quasi-famous actors. Amazing stuff.

Ron Jeremy may have been in all straight movies but he HAS had a dick in his mouth.

R36 that is how he got his start in porn, as a self sucker

Why was that era called the Golden Age of Porn in the US when men were ugly with droopy dongs and women looked like cheap whores?

The men were way hotter than the plastic steroid cases of today. I loved Harry Reems, and a host of other hairy real men. Cheap whores are hot.

Hairless men— all the 80’s and 90’s porn

80s and 90s are not classic. Once video came to be the era of classic porn was over.

Anyone here a fan of Color Climax loops?

I like the classic porn for its unshaven pubes. I like recent porn as it has more uncut dick. R29 sex is just better, especially sucking, with uncut natural dick as G-d intended.

R43, truth! LOL!

It genuinely feels different, but I’m a good way. I went through a faze where I only dated European men, as a result.

Anyone OVER 18!!!

Umm...I mean, UNDER 18! UNDER 18!!

Isn't that what I said?

[quote]80s and 90s are not classic.

I could take it until 1985. Beyond that, it's crappy time.

Yes R42 I like the color climax loops.

Spanking.

Or slapping.

Or saying demeaning things, like "You like that dick, don't you, you little slut fag???"

[quote]Why was Ron Jeremy ever hired? I don't get it.

Have you seen his dick?

He was actually quite cute when he was young and thin. I've probably wanked to his scenes over the years many times but there's no denying he's not exactly my type. He's apparently a really nice guy and generally extremely well-liked.

[quote]Why was Ron Jeremy ever hired? I don't get it.

Straight guys watch porn for the girls, not the guys. And they like the idea of a plain guy getting beautiful women. Because most of them are not movie stars.

That's why some older gay guys get off on watching videos of old gay trolls "servicing" young straight guys. They can put themselves in his place easier than in the place of a roiled out porn star.

How does one roil a porn star?

Block the uncut dick troll and see what happens, especially in other threads. He's obsessed and ruining several threads here. Uncut is disgusting and smells.

[quote] How does one roil a porn star?

I’m guessing telling him he’s ugly and has a small dick?

[quote] How does one roil a porn star?

First you set the oven and let that preheat. Then you clock the dude on the coconut and toss him in.

Oh, wait, I thought you said broil.

Doesn't take much -They're already hot...

R52 you seem equally obsessed. Some of us like both - what's the big deal.

Condoms.

Bareback all the way

any of the dudes jerking himself off to orgasm. yes, porn is a visual medium and everything is for the benefit of the camera, but it’s always a let-down.

"Spanking, slapping, or saying demeaning things, like "You like that dick, don't you, you little slut fag???"

Oh honey, I call this a first date...

[quote] Straight guys watch porn for the girls, not the guys. And they like the idea of a plain guy getting beautiful women. Because most of them are not movie stars.

It's not just that, it's the dick size. Men, straight or gay, are competitive and just like in sports view the best ones as heroes, thus, guys with extraordinarily big dicks are viewed as sort of gods. In high school my classmates who had a rock band, a group of five het guys, had a single poster on the wall of their training space, a poster of a black porn star with a huuuuge dick. Sure it was partly.a joke but there was genuine respect there as well. And since most of us are bi to a varying degree lust as well.

A guy who was all over straight 90's porn Jonathan Morgan

Had to have many of his scenes done with stunt dicks,

The WORST I tell ya.

Cock rings. Panties on men. Scabs and/or bandages. Farmer tans.

R62 oh yeh I agree - panties on men - nothing is a bigger turnoff - so fucking stupid looking.

Gay-for-pay. They can stick whatever label they want on themselves but unless I'm reasonably sure they play with men sometimes for fun, I'm not interested.

Men wearing lingerie/panties.

Men calling their ass a cunt or a pussy.

Condoms (I wasn't always this way).

Really skinny/slight twinks

When the bottom just looks like he's constantly in pain and suffering through it (I'm looking at you, TimTales).

I really don't like the overgroomed look at all. That's a boner killer for me. And I dislike any gay porn where the bottom isn't rock hard.. Also hate the smooth thing. Look pubes are sexy. They can't get that through their thick skulls.

"Straight" guys getting desperate blow jobs by some fat fuck while focusing entirely on porn with women on a TV somewhere off to the side. Pathetic.

Sometimes that patheticness turns me on cause the guys have such big honking dicks and the trashiness of it all is kind of erotic, but I get the repulsion. You're probably talking about Beefcake Hunter, the hispanic, trollish looking dude. He gets those guys off super well though, and the dudes are HOT. This one, Reaver I think was his name, started kissing him... it was unexpected and super hot.

Hemorrhoids hanging there like grapes from the vine.

When your mom calls you downstairs in that high-pitched, shrill mom-voice while you are in the middle of jacking off. Ugh.

Women are a boner killer. I don't get gay men who watch straight porn.

Back hair. And BO. Eww.

The smell of shit or smegma

R11 Can never have sex in Europe.

Cat suddenly jumping on the bed when you're *so* close to cumming.

[quote] "Straight" guys getting desperate blow jobs by some fat fuck while focusing entirely on porn with women on a TV somewhere off to the side.

wasn't that the entire military thingy? The series where the hot active duty men would come in and then this nelly little Filipino guy blew them or jacked them off?

Color Climax actually made some gay porn but they're hard to find as they're not usually posted online.

Limp-dicked bottoms take me out of it.

in no particular order:

1) bottoms who look like their in pain instead of orgasmic pleasure...

2) bottoms who scream and yell like a girl and non stop

3) tops/alphas pulling out and then jacking themselves for the few seconds needed to orgasm... NEVER EVER UNDERSTOOD THIS? i mean if your with a partner, why not if your going to pull out have that bottom/beta jack him/you off and you could still shoot your load over him, likewise, when then the bottom/beta/twink needs to orgasm, have the top/alpha jack him into orgasm... never understood 2 guys jacking themselves off into orgasm, when their sex partner is right there and could do it?!...

4) too loud music, when the sounds of sex are sexy enough to listen to.....

my humble personal opinion, but i believe while they'll NEVER EVER admit to it, the straightest guy who watches straight porn still would prefer seeing a great looking, great built guy screwing the woman, the beautiful big breasted woman, even if their focus is mostly if not entirely on the woman!...

seriously, no matter what sex or sexuality, who wants to see 2 uglies going at it? or a ugly going at it when a beautiful? no one!... the truth is even the straightest guy can and knows and sees when another guy is great looking and/or has a great body, just like women do with other women, their just programmed by culture and society to NEVER EVER speak of it out loud or to each other, unlike women, who are allowed to do so... thus, that same theory holds true for a straight guy watching straight porn, the focus is on the woman, who they hope is incredible looking and has a great body, but also if the guy is likewise hot.

dark

lesbians

When the bottom has a really hot ass and the top just lets the bottom suck him for a bit and then slides his dick right in. Worship that ass first! Kiss it and lick it.

Loud, keening women in straight porn. Yes, I know they're expected to do it. Still tedious. I'm there to hear the dudes groan and curse.

Soft bottoms. If you don't want the dick, don't take the dick.

Dominance and submission narratives.

[quote] their just programmed by culture and society

Oh, dear!

The most classic boner killer is cumming.

For me it's illiterates such as R79 who debase the English language and refuse to use capital letters where they're needed (although they drive them in to shout at us).

Complete cultural castraters. And their posts are never smart, interesting or funny.

Out!

When the top pulls out and masturbates for what seems like hours just to get the come shot. Such a turnoff. Might as well be watching a solo. In real sex, it's the partner that makes you come, not you jerking off next to him. This is why I'm a fan of internals, which are still super rare in porn but normal IRL. I want to see someone climax from the actual sex. Who mandated that 99% of porn scenes have the guy pull out then jerk off to a climax?

[quote] "Straight" guys getting desperate blow jobs by some fat fuck while focusing entirely on porn with women on a TV somewhere off to the side. Pathetic. R66

Agreed. Also, when guys cum - typically by being jerked off - and they don't make a sound or don't show any emotion. I'm a moaner, with strong muscular contractions all over my body and usually some swear words. I don't understand not reacting at all.

rimming

I can't stand seeing people degraded, even if they are supposedly into it.

In real life, bad hygiene, excess weight, unnecessary roughness, bad skin, grubby environment, selfishness, sloppy kissing, farting....yes, I'm high maintenance.

Most of the posters on this thread have no idea that there was no classic porn made after 1980

I was trying to post a clip from 'The Idol' (1978) with Kevin Redding, but apparently DL won't allow links to Pornhub or Redtube. Anyway, it's a very natural, romantic gay love story with full pubes and all.

Perms on men.

Thongs.

Those razor sharp thong tan lines that show the guy lives in a tanning bed and meticulously positions his lime green swimwear down to the millimeter each time.

Spitting.

R85 let's don't start sentences with 'and.'

R94 I agree - spitting is about the unsexiest thing

Men in porn who have flat butts. And chicken legs.

There's one scene in Reality Dudes 3 - a white and black guy. The black guy is hot as all hell. Ass for days, he should be the one getting pounded.

Anyone wearing socks in a porn makes me want to vomit.

[quote]Color Climax actually made some gay porn but they're hard to find as they're not usually posted online.

Just reading this makes me frisky now. I need to find them!!!! Thank you for the heads up, sensei.

[quote] Who mandated that 99% of porn scenes have the guy pull out then jerk off to a climax?

I did.

[quote] and they don't make a sound or don't show any emotion. I don't understand not reacting at all.

I’ve been with many self-identified straight guys. A lot of them don’t make noise or otherwise react to cumming. I really believe it’s a psychological thing. Either it’s not ‘masculine’ to have a full out orgasm (even with a woman), and/or they don’t want to acknowledge subconsciously that a gay guy brought them to that state. If you watch a lot of the porn where a military guy is blown by the camera man type scenes, you’ll see it’s fairly common.

If a man has nice legs, speedos and socks are very sexy. Super white socks against tanned or dark skin is quite the turn on for me....

Fisting or other huge object insertions. Sounding. Genital or taint piercings. Santorum.

^^Rick?

Ryan Idol. Or were those just *attempted* murders?

Guys who shoot out glitter and rainbows when they speak. The sound of a 12 year old middle school cheerleader wilts my dick.

Recently played with a bisexual who when he cums is hot. He shouts. I like i.t.