Should I go?
I’ve been invited to the Mortimer club
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 24, 2020 2:04 PM |
Are you a Jew?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 10, 2020 6:01 AM |
No but my mom’s boyfriend is. His name is Murray Guttman.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 10, 2020 6:04 AM |
Is his powder blue tuxedo loud?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 10, 2020 6:06 AM |
They serve a great breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 10, 2020 6:07 AM |
Are you a Jew feigning to be an Italian?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 10, 2020 6:08 AM |
How's their parking situation?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 10, 2020 6:08 AM |
IOMG! They offer free parking!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 10, 2020 6:09 AM |
"Let me spell it out for you....go to hell." Next stop Grab That Dough
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 10, 2020 6:10 AM |
Maybe one of the Caplan brothers will accompany me to the Mortimer Club.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 10, 2020 6:14 AM |
What is the Mortimer Club, please? I'm new and ignorant....
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 10, 2020 6:16 AM |
OP, you have a turkey-like neck and a non-existent bosom.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 10, 2020 6:17 AM |
It’s one of the most exclusive restaurants in Miami.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 10, 2020 6:17 AM |
Are you a friend of Barbara's?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 10, 2020 6:17 AM |
And you, r11, are one of the biggest disappointments to hit the street since the AMC Pacer.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 10, 2020 6:19 AM |
DL is a cesspool full of bigots. Like the Mortimer Club. OP should feel right at home.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 10, 2020 6:22 AM |
Ugh. Sounds like a new-rich club trying to be Eyes Wide Shut. Why do first generation rich people feel the need to be 'exclusive'. Miami! What a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 10, 2020 6:24 AM |
Does the Mortimer Club have a quite basic facade with a complicated interior that belies the exterior?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 10, 2020 6:25 AM |
I’ve decided not to go. I’m still full from my Edgar Allen Potatoes from lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 10, 2020 6:28 AM |
R10, Read the article at the link, it's a hoot.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 10, 2020 6:42 AM |
Go Mr Hebrewstien, I want to hear all about it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 10, 2020 7:08 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 10, 2020 12:20 PM |
After Barbara was kicked out, where did the other go for the evening?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 10, 2020 12:22 PM |
Barbara has a nice rack.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 10, 2020 12:48 PM |
ROP
Mortimer's Club---Not so much.
But the Mortician's Ball---I've heard it's to die for! You can even bring your mummy!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 10, 2020 2:10 PM |
The Mortimer Club is hell.
That's a metaphor.
Do you know what a metaphor is?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 10, 2020 2:29 PM |
Southern women would never participate in activities at the Mortimer Club.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 10, 2020 2:32 PM |
I went to the Mortimer Club.................... then, I died.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 10, 2020 2:34 PM |
Who was Mortimer?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 11, 2020 12:41 AM |
Mortimer is an old English surname. That means they only like their own kind.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 16, 2020 6:30 AM |
Mortimer is English for Dead Sea, so don't pretend there isn't a real link between President Hebrewstein and the Mortimer Club. In response to OP: no, don't go.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 16, 2020 1:25 PM |
Now THAT'S a nice rack, r25!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 24, 2020 2:02 PM |