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I’ve been invited to the Mortimer club

Should I go?

by Anonymousreply 34May 24, 2020 2:04 PM

Are you a Jew?

by Anonymousreply 1March 10, 2020 6:01 AM

No but my mom’s boyfriend is. His name is Murray Guttman.

by Anonymousreply 2March 10, 2020 6:04 AM

Is his powder blue tuxedo loud?

by Anonymousreply 3March 10, 2020 6:06 AM

They serve a great breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 4March 10, 2020 6:07 AM

Are you a Jew feigning to be an Italian?

by Anonymousreply 5March 10, 2020 6:08 AM

How's their parking situation?

by Anonymousreply 6March 10, 2020 6:08 AM

IOMG! They offer free parking!

by Anonymousreply 7March 10, 2020 6:09 AM

"Let me spell it out for you....go to hell." Next stop Grab That Dough

by Anonymousreply 8March 10, 2020 6:10 AM

Maybe one of the Caplan brothers will accompany me to the Mortimer Club.

by Anonymousreply 9March 10, 2020 6:14 AM

What is the Mortimer Club, please? I'm new and ignorant....

by Anonymousreply 10March 10, 2020 6:16 AM

OP, you have a turkey-like neck and a non-existent bosom.

by Anonymousreply 11March 10, 2020 6:17 AM

It’s one of the most exclusive restaurants in Miami.

by Anonymousreply 12March 10, 2020 6:17 AM

Are you a friend of Barbara's?

by Anonymousreply 13March 10, 2020 6:17 AM

And you, r11, are one of the biggest disappointments to hit the street since the AMC Pacer.

by Anonymousreply 14March 10, 2020 6:19 AM

DL is a cesspool full of bigots. Like the Mortimer Club. OP should feel right at home.

by Anonymousreply 15March 10, 2020 6:22 AM

Ugh. Sounds like a new-rich club trying to be Eyes Wide Shut. Why do first generation rich people feel the need to be 'exclusive'. Miami! What a joke.

by Anonymousreply 16March 10, 2020 6:24 AM

Does the Mortimer Club have a quite basic facade with a complicated interior that belies the exterior?

by Anonymousreply 17March 10, 2020 6:25 AM

I’ve decided not to go. I’m still full from my Edgar Allen Potatoes from lunch.

by Anonymousreply 18March 10, 2020 6:28 AM

R10, Read the article at the link, it's a hoot.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 10, 2020 6:42 AM

Go Mr Hebrewstien, I want to hear all about it.

by Anonymousreply 20March 10, 2020 7:08 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 21March 10, 2020 12:20 PM

After Barbara was kicked out, where did the other go for the evening?

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by Anonymousreply 22March 10, 2020 12:22 PM

Barbara has a nice rack.

by Anonymousreply 23March 10, 2020 12:48 PM

ROP

Mortimer's Club---Not so much.

But the Mortician's Ball---I've heard it's to die for! You can even bring your mummy!

by Anonymousreply 24March 10, 2020 2:10 PM

Love the Mortimer Club.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 10, 2020 2:27 PM

I do too.

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by Anonymousreply 26March 10, 2020 2:28 PM

The Mortimer Club is hell.

That's a metaphor.

Do you know what a metaphor is?

by Anonymousreply 27March 10, 2020 2:29 PM

Southern women would never participate in activities at the Mortimer Club.

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by Anonymousreply 28March 10, 2020 2:32 PM

I went to the Mortimer Club.................... then, I died.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 10, 2020 2:34 PM

Who was Mortimer?

by Anonymousreply 30March 11, 2020 12:41 AM

Mortimer is an old English surname. That means they only like their own kind.

by Anonymousreply 31March 16, 2020 6:30 AM

Mortimer is English for Dead Sea, so don't pretend there isn't a real link between President Hebrewstein and the Mortimer Club. In response to OP: no, don't go.

by Anonymousreply 32March 16, 2020 1:25 PM

Now THAT'S a nice rack, r25!

by Anonymousreply 33May 24, 2020 2:02 PM

They named it after ME?

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by Anonymousreply 34May 24, 2020 2:04 PM
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