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I’ve been invited to the Mortimer club

Should I go?

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2020

Are you a Jew?

by Anonymousreply 103/09/2020

No but my mom’s boyfriend is. His name is Murray Guttman.

by Anonymousreply 203/09/2020

Is his powder blue tuxedo loud?

by Anonymousreply 303/09/2020

They serve a great breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 403/09/2020

Are you a Jew feigning to be an Italian?

by Anonymousreply 503/09/2020

How's their parking situation?

by Anonymousreply 603/09/2020

IOMG! They offer free parking!

by Anonymousreply 703/09/2020

"Let me spell it out for you....go to hell." Next stop Grab That Dough

by Anonymousreply 803/09/2020

Maybe one of the Caplan brothers will accompany me to the Mortimer Club.

by Anonymousreply 903/09/2020

What is the Mortimer Club, please? I'm new and ignorant....

by Anonymousreply 1003/09/2020

OP, you have a turkey-like neck and a non-existent bosom.

by Anonymousreply 1103/09/2020

It’s one of the most exclusive restaurants in Miami.

by Anonymousreply 1203/09/2020

Are you a friend of Barbara's?

by Anonymousreply 1303/09/2020

And you, r11, are one of the biggest disappointments to hit the street since the AMC Pacer.

by Anonymousreply 1403/09/2020

DL is a cesspool full of bigots. Like the Mortimer Club. OP should feel right at home.

by Anonymousreply 1503/09/2020

Ugh. Sounds like a new-rich club trying to be Eyes Wide Shut. Why do first generation rich people feel the need to be 'exclusive'. Miami! What a joke.

by Anonymousreply 1603/09/2020

Does the Mortimer Club have a quite basic facade with a complicated interior that belies the exterior?

by Anonymousreply 1703/09/2020

I’ve decided not to go. I’m still full from my Edgar Allen Potatoes from lunch.

by Anonymousreply 1803/09/2020

R10, Read the article at the link, it's a hoot.

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by Anonymousreply 1903/09/2020

Go Mr Hebrewstien, I want to hear all about it.

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2020

The Mortimer Club wouldn't hire gays, so they had to settle for heterosexual designers. Murray didn't miss much.

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by Anonymousreply 2103/10/2020

After Barbara was kicked out, where did the other go for the evening?

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by Anonymousreply 2203/10/2020

Barbara has a nice rack.

by Anonymousreply 2303/10/2020


Mortimer's Club---Not so much.

But the Mortician's Ball---I've heard it's to die for! You can even bring your mummy!

by Anonymousreply 2403/10/2020

Love the Mortimer Club.

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by Anonymousreply 2503/10/2020

I do too.

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by Anonymousreply 2603/10/2020

The Mortimer Club is hell.

That's a metaphor.

Do you know what a metaphor is?

by Anonymousreply 2703/10/2020

Southern women would never participate in activities at the Mortimer Club.

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by Anonymousreply 2803/10/2020

I went to the Mortimer Club.................... then, I died.

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by Anonymousreply 2903/10/2020

Who was Mortimer?

by Anonymousreply 3003/10/2020

Mortimer is an old English surname. That means they only like their own kind.

by Anonymousreply 3103/15/2020

Mortimer is English for Dead Sea, so don't pretend there isn't a real link between President Hebrewstein and the Mortimer Club. In response to OP: no, don't go.

by Anonymousreply 3203/16/2020

Now THAT'S a nice rack, r25!

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020

They named it after ME?

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