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How to cope with the toilet paper shortage

Thank God for this!

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by Anonymousreply 10March 13, 2020 10:01 PM

That was H I L A R I O U S.

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2020 11:51 PM

Just coat your crack with lotion or Vaseline- nothing will 'stick'. Then wipe with a soapy washcloth.

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2020 11:51 PM

remind me never to use r2’s washcloth.

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2020 11:53 PM

OMG, I have to smell my BF’s middle finger tonight.

by Anonymousreply 4March 10, 2020 12:11 AM

I just tried this. Not bad.

by Anonymousreply 5March 13, 2020 6:50 PM

Defines SHIT BRICKHOUSE. Bring it, DADDY!

by Anonymousreply 6March 13, 2020 6:58 PM

Fleet Enema

by Anonymousreply 7March 13, 2020 7:04 PM

You can just use napkins/papertowels and throw them out (not down toilet!) if you can't buy TP

by Anonymousreply 8March 13, 2020 7:06 PM

I use warm (wet) wash cloths.

by Anonymousreply 9March 13, 2020 7:17 PM

My hole is kinda itchy tonight

by Anonymousreply 10March 13, 2020 10:01 PM
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