Pete Buttigieg To Guest Host ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

How long before Dancing with the Stars?

Pete. Be Better. Kimmel is so beneath your dignity.

We can't have him just sitting around the house!

A few months from now he will be critic on his cha cha by bruno antonioli.

Might be interesting to see if he asks questions as good as he answers them.

Andy Cohen's bartender next!

My bad. I was thinking Jimmy Fallon. I hate that punk.

He’ll be the sixth member of the Queer Eye cast whose department of expertise is study skills.

He’ll tutor the hapless makeover recipients on everything from reverse parking to grammar.

Will this rat faced loser fuck off back to South Bend?

I'm a gay man who doesn't hate other gay men so I'm looking forward to Pete branching out and getting his message out to a wide audience. Hosting the Jimi Kimmel show seems to be a weird choice but he has to start somewhere, I guess.

The comedy on Kimmel has a mean streak (eg, hiding Halloween candy from kids to make them cry, etc.) so I hope that Pete doesn't do any of that mean/humiliation humor that the show is famous for. That would be disappointing.

One of Pete’s scheduled guests is animal trainor Dave Salmoni. Will Pete get a boner?

[quote] I'm looking forward to Pete branching out and getting his message out to a wide audience.

I'm looking forward to Pete branching out and getting his massage skills out to a wide audience.

Will they play Hide the Salmoni?

[quote]Andy Cohen's bartender next!

Preferably shirtless & with a bow tie.

And maybe suspenders.

I think he has large perky nipples, R14!

The first and last time I’ll watch Jimmy Kimmel.

I’m here for this. I want to see bitchy Pete in the monologue going after Sanders, Trump, etc.

If he’s doing some late night show appearances just please God do not let James Corden kidnap and drug him into appearing on Carpool Karaoke.

[quote] Will they play Hide the Salmoni?

Uh, what?

I'm in. Quite deeply!

Too bad he didn't show some humor and passion early on in the race. He may have been in the Final Two.

He just couldn't pull that crowbar out of his ass.

HA!

This would have been Trump's dream job after his planned failed run during the republican primary in 2016.

It's a pun, R18

The media was so biased against him and up Warren's ass.

R22, yeah, no.

Hide the [bold]Salami[/bold] is a pun. WTF is Salmoni?

Salmoni better stay away if he knows what's good for him!

He should have Chasten on the couch to play Ed McMahon.

Next stop for Pete: A panelist on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Sir Patrick Stewart is one of the guests.

R24 you can't be that dumb, can you?

See R11

Watching through my hands!

Blane Salamoni, R24,

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He'll make Dick Cavett seem like Robin Williams.

Does Pete even have a sense of humor? He sounded like Obama, but didn't have have his charm.

Regardless, I'll probably tune in. I mean he can't do any worse than cringey Liz Warren did on SNL this weekend.

r33 You need an iq of at least 80 to get his humor. So it's beyond your reach.

Alright, r34. Send me a link to any of the humorous stylings of Mr. Buttigieg.

for the dimwit at r35

It's not listed on my Verizon TV guide yet

He should interview his husband, Chasten.

Dave Salmoni is fine as fuck.

Oh wow thanks, r36!

You were so right, I guess I don't have the IQ necessary to understand such witty banter between Pete and Jimmy Fallon. Far too intellectual for simple folk like me.

Pete actually seems like he has a decent sense of humor - a dry wit at least.

Maybe after this, he will host SNL.

[quote] R24 you can't be that dumb, can you?

I didn’t think so, but apparently I can be.

With humblest apologies I offer my mea culpa.

He is also in talks for a recurring role on Keeping up with the Kardashians!

He and Chasen will be contestants on " Naked and Afraid," going against Michelle and Marcus Bachmann.

Well I won’t be naked, but I’ll be afraid if I have to see Michelle naked.

I'd rather see him on Curb Your Enthusiasm, getting berated by Susie. . .

Did NAMBLA show up?

I still think he looks like a leprechaun.

He's grotesque. And creepy. And a loser. Racist fuck face.

And he's very smart. Vapid, shallow people only care about someone's appearance. Sad!

He's doing great. Bright and good natured. I've never thought he was that cute but he's very relaxed and appealing here. . Best of all he comes across as decent. With so many hideous shits out there (especially in politics) he's a gem. More power to him.

He has that bland Johnny Carson sense about him. Good for name recognition and good for him to promote himself.

We need him in politics.

Did this happen? I've been quarantined and kept ignorant for a week.

Link to the Kimmel monologue.

god this ugly bitch has no semblance of charisma.

Looks like he did fine, and R48 and R50 can fuck right off.

[quote] Did this happen? I've been quarantined and kept ignorant for a week.

Uh, you do know you can turn on the TV, right? Coronavirus doesn’t jump out of your TV at you.

I think he did fine. I’ve never seen the show because I don’t care for Kimmel but thanks to OP I taped this episode.

I found the looking for a job bit hilarious.

“I have knot!”

He did great. And hopefully this doesn't come off maudlin, but he warms my heart. And it makes me very happy that he has not just gone away. When Biden wins if he doesn't get this guy into a major position in his administration I'm going be very upset.

I was surprised he did so good. He's a natural. His interviews were good and engaging. He has good timing. I think he is going to get a good job in the public eye soon. And poor Chasten's mussy can get some rest.

I thought he did well, and the Tulsi joke was spot on. I enjoyed his interaction with Patrick Stewart, and you could tell he was genuinely excited by the shooting script that he gave him as a gift.

If you are a fan he did well. If you are not a fan you don't care for his bits on Kimmel. The guy knows how to divide people opinion about him. I am not a fan of his but I am not surprised DL is foaming at the mouth praising him. He can do no wrong here even he is has a andrew gillum situation.

I am going to be contrarian. I think this was poor judgement. Not fatal, but poor. For a guy who spends so much time hanging around sack cloth and ashes Jimmy Carter. I'm surprised the first high profile thing he did after dropping out was Kimmel, complete with monologue.

I can just hear Amy at the 2024 debates: The world was panicking over Coronavirus, Pete, and your first idea was to go host a talk show. I mean, who does that?

If he's at the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar party, I give up on him.

[quote] For a guy who spends so much time hanging around sack cloth and ashes Jimmy Carter.

Come again.

[quote] The world was panicking over Coronavirus, Pete, and your first idea was to go host a talk show. I mean, who does that?

“Clearly not you, Amy as apparently you weren’t invited. I was neither a mayor nor a public figure at that time, so what exactly would you like me to have done? Encourage the reckless and unnecessary panicking in the streets, or attempt to inject a little levity in people’s lives? By the way, Amy, what exactly were you doing to quell the panic at that time?”

This is my new favorite gif

[quote]“Clearly not you, Amy as apparently you weren’t invited

Yeah, bitchy high school looks so good.

Haha 😊

He was so cute and entertaining. ❤️

I'd like to see him take Chuck Todds job on Meet the Press I think he do a better job and be more interesting.

Amy was the Queen Bitch in her Minnesota high school - she understands that language better than most.

Love Pete. Move to SoCal Pete and then run for Senator when Kamala or Dianne vacate.

Oh, god. I love Pete, I voted for him in the primaries, and I would've loved to see him in office as I think he's the only candidate that even gives a single fuck about the well-being of the country over the well-being of themselves.... but he's not very charming in a "host" kind of way. Any time he had to do that during his campaign he just came off as awkward.

I hope he does a great job, just as I hope he runs again in 2024. By then Bernie and Biden and all the other old farts will be dead and Pete will be stand a chance.

R64, Pete seems to instinctively know what we need, precisely when we need it. He's the calm in the center of this storm and reminds us that a little levity can sooth our worries, even if it's for a brief moment. I see nothing wrong or offensive with what he's done.

A few on this thread have really exposed themselves as the stereotypical gays eaten up with queer envy of Buttigieg. You just can't stand seeing a gay man get a lot of attention. And I'm sure one or 2 here are just lowlife right wing scum, possibly not even gay.

Sorry lads, Pete Buttigieg is simply better than you. He always will be, so you really should stop wasting your time trying to inflict your opinions of him on people who see him in a different light. You're not going to change anyone's opinion. You only show yourselves as whiners and moaners.

He did a very good job. Very appealing, didn't take himself seriously, dry wit.

He's a rat faced racist and attention loving whore. Of course he'll be at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. He'll be at the Golden Globes for fuck sakes. He thinks he's Obama. Instead of the malformed midget butthole version of Dukakis. Many of us have seen this coming for a long time. He'll get a better looking wife, start droning on CNN panels nightly and cry when meats Streizand. Of course he's a Star Trek geek too. Could this gay republican closet case be anymore predictable?

His bitchery doesn't sound like R66's lame retort. Pete thinks he's better and smarter than everyone, but he's a social misfit and overcorrects for his fagginess. That's not how he talks.

*cry when he meets Streizand.

Poor R78, eaten alive with jealousy. Too bad he didn't spend more time paying attention in school so he could have learned how to communicate the written word properly.

[quote] *cry when he meets Streizand.

Still couldn't get it right. Poor fool. It's StreiSand you troglodyte.

Too bad there wasn't an actual studio audience present. I think he would have been more relaxed. He was very appealing and looked cuter than on the campaign trail.

[quote] Too bad he didn't spend more time paying attention in school so he could have learned how to communicate the written word properly.

When I grow big I talk good like you R80.

DL is a cease pool of idiotic petey fans. Always expected to read old fags foaming at the mouth at the thought of petey boy. Now they won't stop embarrassing themselves because petey boy hosted a nightly talk show. He had no audience like his current non existent career.

You're the one embarrassing yourself by spewing bile over something so minor.

I think Pete did this for Chasten. Chasten did improv comedy for a while, and perhaps Pete is trying to help Chasten get in good with people in comedy/ entertainment.

Can r78 “be anymore [sic] predictable?”

[quote] DL is a cease pool of idiotic petey fans

Your illiteracy is the gift that keeps on giving. I'm better you're some of sort of foreign extract.

But too bad you and your cohorts on this board don't learn how to be a "cease pool", rather than the cesspool you really are.

better = "betting". And don't even start. I'm using a voice text program and didn't take the time to proofread.

Just F&F him to oblivion.

Bernie cocksuckers spewing the usual bullshit, I see. Time is up for Bernard soon though - it already is actually but he never knows when to quit. I continue to be very happy Pete played a major role in sticking a knife in that old cunt’s final campaign and twisting it.

so many bitter cunts

R88 = illiterate moron. There are too many issues with your posts to blame on voice to text. Your lisp comes through loud and clear though. Do you find lil pete manly?

Stop teasing Rose, R31.

[quote] Just F&F him to oblivion.

I went to do that yesterday and found that he was already F&Fed. And I F&F posters exceptionally rarely.

[quote] [R88] = illiterate moron.

It's a sure sign of a childish cretin when you lob back the same insult thrown at you. What's wrong, can't come up with an original thought on your own? Pathetic scum. Got no friends?

[quote]And I F&F posters exceptionally rarely.

^ The literati love tiny pete.

Imagine he’s being kidnapped by a group of terrorists who take turn to rape and come inside him every night.

Imagine you after a pre-frontal lobotomy, which you desperately need.

R88. So you confess your full of shit and a beta male since you love beta Pete. Don't care about your fucking feelings. Get it.

Pete is an introverted Alpha male.

You remain clueless r100.

Pete is a bottom who doesn't clean down there.

If more gays were like Pete, the world would be a better place. He's not perfect, but look around. He's a prince.

R101. There is no such thing as an introverted alpha male. He has no presence and just because he dresses neat and wears a fitted suit does not make him an alpha male. Trump on the other hand is an alpha male and no I am not a trump fan.

r104, you embarrass yourself. In words you understand

Sashay away grrrrl.

Again Pete's Loon aka R105, comes through with Pete-style racism?? Pete is more disliked by other candidates and press than Bernie Sanders. He's a lil dick dirty hole bottom. A failed local official. A known racist. Warmonger. Republican. He's only alpha in a Napoleon complex sort of way. He's overcompensating for being queer. Meanwhile Chasen is getting it on with Race Cooper in San Fran. A truly fine ass man. Pete Buttgig is destined for obscurity.

R100 you keep up that sassmouth and you'll be dealt with.

So many sad people jealous of Pete. Let it out I say!

I really like Pete and find him inspiring And see him as a gay role model. I’d be very disappointed if he’s actually a racist. Any proofs whatsoever?

R108. Jealous of who? You mean the Alfred E Newman lookalike. Nope. R105 is that gay speak. Who still says sashay away except old queens.

R107. What are you gonna do. Bitch have a seat somewhere. You gonna fight me with your pinky finger. Threatening like a true beta sissy.

R111 is obviously having a heavy flow day and is out of MaxiPads. Hon have you considered a hysterectomy? I know those menstrual cramps can get bad. Or maybe you should just take a Midol and shut the fuck up until you can get your cycles back to normal.

R112. What the fuck are you talking about. Just because you are trans that does not make you a woman. If you are a gay male just because you bottom that doesn't mean you are a female. You might have bleed from your anus regularly but it is not a menstrual blood. Ok you are not a woman. Get it.

Pete was great on Kimmel.

For someone who never hosted a talk show, he was terrific.

The naysayers are the usual jealous types. Cant stand anyone with a modicum of success, talent & potential.

A lot of gays need fellow gays to be as down trodden as them. Those who have moved beyond that miserable self hating station are despised by those who feel well at home being bitter in life and at everyone else.

In a Biden cabinet, Pete will be up there and at a guess, Secretary Of State. The gay miserables head's will explode, of course, but who cares about them, anyway.

Pete is going back to being a lawn jockey in South Bend, Indiana.

Rodent.

Pete had to walk the proverbial "fine line." He couldn't get too crazy, since he might have a position of authority in the next administration, yet he needed to be lively enough to carry a show. He did well.

Just ask yourself," How would Kellyanne Conway have done hosting the show?"

R116, At least Pete has his own teeth and not dentures that keep slipping.

He did waaaay better than Stephen Colbert did on HIS first night without an audience. I love Colbert but that was a carcrash.

It's extremely difficult to do stand-up (which is what the monologue is) without audience feedback. For a rank amateur to do this well was really surprising.

Colbert needs an audience to work off of.

Pete had solid material.

R121. Sure Jan. You guys are the only one still talking about Pete Kimmel performance.

[quote]You guys are the only one still talking about Pete Kimmel performance.

Jimmy’s brother?

Is this not the Pete / Kimmel thread?

Begone.

Pete did great on Kimmel.

Why, r124? Because you’re too stupid to use proper grammar?

Geezusss people! Stop talking about what R122 doesn't want you to talk about!

That’s a very good point.

In fact, we probably should’ve asked his permission first.

Bad OP! Bad!

r126, thou art a cunt not to recognize good grammar done well.

Wow... a thread is really meaningful when it's devolved into a grammar bun fight in under 150 posts.

I hope Pete and Chasten are driving back to South Bend cross country, rather than flying and going to airports.

Toe tapping their way through airports?

Well, at least they can get their dicks hard, eldergay69. 69ing is a thing of the past for you.

You'd be surprised, R133!

Now R133 is we call a fangurl! Woah... that's some fierce reflex.

R131 Chasten has all the truck stops marked on his map so they can provide relief for all the hot truckers.

Ran across this pic online. Don't know who he is, but he sorta kinda looks like Pete.

Just block all the cunts that mention grammar without fail, they are bitter old homos.

Get glasses, r137!

[quote]Just block all the cunts that mention grammar without fail, they are bitter old homos.

Just block all the cunts that mention grammar without fail; they are bitter old homos.

Actually, just block all the cunts who mention grammar without fail; they are bitter old homos.

Just block all the homos who mention grammar; they are bitter old cunts.

I can't help unless I know what time the train left South Bend.

As a DataLounger of some time,

having roused some cretin's chyme,

It is gratifying to see,

having been blocked by the twee,

that I shall ne'er be throwing pearls before swine.