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Let’s Cast Logo’s First Reality Tragedy Show

Bromstad’s appearance has become either (hopefully) tragically trendy as a fashion victim or else tragically indicative of a life being lost to drugs.

Since Logo has had no relevance to anything since its Bachelor-ripoff show whose prize was a whore who guzzled cum from used condoms sent via UPS, maybe they should do a throwback reality show starring tragic gay reality stars of yore.

Who would you add to the cast? Here are a few for consideration:

—Bromstad: From clean-cut winning design twink to tatted up villain-mustachioed lotto host.

—Jack Mackenroth: From Project Runway contender to HIV “educator” (paid by Big Pharma!) to homemade Internet gangbang cumwhore.

—Santino Rice: From Project Runway spinoff success to Drag Race judge to, I’m guessing, gutterrat?

—Steven Daigle: From adorable Big Brother Brokeback gay cowboy to hardcore porn success to jail for meth-related domestic violence to...? Is he still with us?

—Brent Corrigan: From illegal teen porn icon to one-episode Drag Race underwear model to the subject of a legit feature film to...is he still with us?

—Chris Crocker: From mentally ill LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE star to mentally ill porn star to incoherent Twitter commentator.

—That actor from that zombie show who turned out to be a druggy sex fiend. Not gonna bother to look up his name.

—Connor from Corbin Fisher who became straight porn pimp Colin Hart who became Chippendales stripper Chas Vorrias who deserves a role on this Logo show because, goddamn it, he didn’t fuck Bryan Singer just to be an extra in a Wolverine movie!

—Nate Berkus can talk about being swirled around in tsunami juice with barbed wire and losing the love of his life while sucking this show’s porn stars off in the suspiciously foamy hot tub.

—Ronnie Kroell: From male model to Tulsi die-hard who sells photos of his dick through Instagram.

Who else?

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2020 12:50 PM

(PS this post started as a short reply to the David Bromstad thread but it took on a life of its own and so I posted it as a new thread. In case you were wondering why it starts with Bromstad!)

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2020 12:50 PM
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