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Name Something You Shouldn’t Do Naked?

Go to the store

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by Anonymousreply 45March 22, 2020 2:21 PM

Cook.

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2020 4:41 AM

Fry bacon.

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2020 4:42 AM

Wrap presents. I did it. Sometimes you never know where tape goes until it's too late.

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2020 4:42 AM

Skateboard

by Anonymousreply 4March 9, 2020 4:49 AM

Stand in front of a full-length mirror.

by Anonymousreply 5March 9, 2020 5:13 AM

Perform at a children's birthday party.

by Anonymousreply 6March 9, 2020 5:35 AM

Yoga

by Anonymousreply 7March 9, 2020 6:13 AM

Shovel snow

Fry bacon

Go to DMV to take your driving test

by Anonymousreply 8March 9, 2020 7:06 AM

poo

by Anonymousreply 9March 9, 2020 7:07 AM

Conduct Sunday services.

by Anonymousreply 10March 9, 2020 7:08 AM

Play darts.

by Anonymousreply 11March 9, 2020 7:13 AM

Make a phone call & accidentally hit Face Time.

by Anonymousreply 12March 9, 2020 7:37 AM

Listen to Connie Francis records.

by Anonymousreply 13March 9, 2020 7:40 AM

My son tolded me not to play tennis when nude. I researched and he's right! Who knew such thing? Barron is very smart boy.

by Anonymousreply 14March 9, 2020 7:48 AM

Use a belt sander or a chain saw.

by Anonymousreply 15March 9, 2020 7:51 AM

Jackhammer the driveway.

by Anonymousreply 16March 9, 2020 7:55 AM

Iron clothes.

by Anonymousreply 17March 9, 2020 8:03 AM

Go for a job interview. Go to court. Go to a PTA meeting

by Anonymousreply 18March 9, 2020 8:07 AM

Tend to a cactus garden.

by Anonymousreply 19March 9, 2020 8:07 AM

Mow the lawn.

by Anonymousreply 20March 9, 2020 8:09 AM

Jumping jacks.

by Anonymousreply 21March 9, 2020 8:26 AM

Pogo sticks

by Anonymousreply 22March 9, 2020 8:59 AM

Go to work at the glass crushing and steel splinter factory

by Anonymousreply 23March 9, 2020 9:50 AM

Feeding dogs/cats or any carnivorous animal

by Anonymousreply 24March 9, 2020 11:38 AM

Clean litter boxes.

by Anonymousreply 25March 21, 2020 7:01 PM

Chat with neighbors unless you're 6 feet apart

by Anonymousreply 26March 21, 2020 7:02 PM

juggle knives?

by Anonymousreply 27March 21, 2020 7:08 PM

Play Twister

by Anonymousreply 28March 21, 2020 7:10 PM

WTF do I start?

by Anonymousreply 29March 21, 2020 7:11 PM

[quote] Play Twister

Naked, this can be fun when you play with the right people. It's like naked yoga but without the touching.

by Anonymousreply 30March 21, 2020 7:12 PM

Brand livestock.

by Anonymousreply 31March 21, 2020 7:16 PM

Teach Sunday school.

by Anonymousreply 32March 21, 2020 7:20 PM

Fix your car (unless you're this guy)

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by Anonymousreply 33March 21, 2020 7:20 PM

Climb a rope. Slide down a rope.

by Anonymousreply 34March 21, 2020 7:23 PM

Collect the spawn from kindergarten.

by Anonymousreply 35March 21, 2020 7:24 PM

Go jogging.

by Anonymousreply 36March 21, 2020 7:26 PM

Let your cat sit on your shoulder

by Anonymousreply 37March 21, 2020 7:37 PM

Fluorescent lighting.

by Anonymousreply 38March 21, 2020 7:38 PM

Mow the lawn, either on a riding mower or push mower.

by Anonymousreply 39March 21, 2020 7:40 PM

Ice fishing.

by Anonymousreply 40March 21, 2020 7:52 PM

Slide down a sliding board that's been in the hot sun all day.

Fly fishing. Ouch!

Work as a chicken plucker.

by Anonymousreply 41March 21, 2020 8:31 PM

Arc welding

by Anonymousreply 42March 21, 2020 8:33 PM

Skype job interview (current events update to R18's post.)

by Anonymousreply 43March 22, 2020 1:15 PM

R 42 beat me to it. Welding, Using torch cutterand/or a metal grinder... not a good idea.

by Anonymousreply 44March 22, 2020 2:03 PM

r2

That's the classic answer

by Anonymousreply 45March 22, 2020 2:21 PM
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