Movie that should be rebooted for the gays

I demand that the 9 to 5 reboot cast Faye Dunaway as the boss of the three little homosexual boys.

Women are the worst bosses. Histrionic.

All About Eve

Baby Boom - Manhattan power gay inherits a baby and moves to Vermont to start an organic empire

Which aging Hollywood star should play Michael Channing in "All About Evan"?

They kind of did that with “Horrible Bosses”. Jen Anderson’s most convincing role.

R4 an Andy Cohen movie?

R5, Kevin Spacey, of course.

The Graduate

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas starring Pete and Chasten.

Fathers of the Bride

I would say Ghost, but then again it wasn't too difficult to imagine Demi Moore as a man. She had a boys haircut and looked pretty butch throughout the movie.

Basic Instinct starring Armie and Timmy.

Basic Instinct starring Armie and Timmy.

R3 First one that sprang to my mind!

[quote]9 to 5 starring three gay men and their evil female boss.

I was already casting that in my head with Jason Bateman in Jane Fonda's place, Chad Allen in Lily Tomlin's place, Ricky Schroder in Dolly Parton's place, and Valerie Bertinelli in Dabney Coleman's place. Then Ricky had to up and go to jail.

R5 who to play seemingly guileless young superfan/personal assistant Steve?

Stepford Wives (the original - make it a period piece)

A re-remake of [italic]Pete's Dragon[/italic] that puts back the songs and makes Nora a gay guy named Norman. Keep the sailor fetish.

Endless Love, with Lucas Hedges and Tom Holland.

Basically everything Faye Dunaway's ever done.

Eyes of Laura Mars

Network

The Thomas Crown Affair

Towering Inferno

and even lesser efforts like MD and Beverly Hills Madam.

But they would have to be rebooted starring drag queens, pitched to drag fans — her performances are too OTT for even the queeniest little homosexual non-drag boy these days.

[quote]9 to 5 starring three gay men and their evil female boss.

And who should play the men?

Heathers! With gays!

[quote] Heathers! With gays!

Been there, done that.

R22:

Ryan Reynolds as Judy (Jane Fonda)

Jake Gyllenhaal as Violet (Lily Tomlin)

Hugh Jackman as Doralee (Dolly Parton)

And the boss must be La Dunaway, that cunt.

"Selena" with a very gay man in a bad wig playing Selena, but everyone plays it 100% straight and acts like they don't notice she's not a woman. The "we won't be needing the dress" scene stays.

Charlie’s Boys!

"Beach Blanket Bingo"

Carrie. You wouldn't even have to change the name.

Atlantis - A British twink travelling with his sugar daddy and his mother meets twunky rough trade aboard a gay cruise that sinks

We need a gay James Bond.

Batman vs Superman

Steel Magnolias (group of gay male hairdressers)

Pretty Woman (as Pretty Boy or Pretty Man)

Postcards from the Edge (father/son)

Swept Away

Gay Bond would be a top.

Hocus Pocus.