SNL 3/7/20

I've heard of both the host and the musical act! Woo hoo!

More like Daniel Craggy

Looking forward to The Weeknd Update

[quote]Looking forward to The Weeknd Update

Go sit in the corner until we've figured out what to do with you.

Wow, the 2015 me would've been so excited about both guests!

The episode with Harry Styles was much better.

[quote]Wow, the 2015 me would've been so excited about both guests!

I guess this explains why I know who these people are. They are apparently tragically unhip now. I can't keep up!

With Bond bumped so should have Craig been bumped.

the host looks refreshed in that pic

He looks like Jeremy Renner's straight brother.

Excited for the show! I love The Weeknd's new song Blinding Lights.

sick of the Brits but I'll watch

Blinding Lights is my favorite song right now. It sounds like something Laura Branigan would have sung in the '80s. Can't you hear Laura singing it?

haha yes they're going to slam Laura Ingraham

WTF is she doing? She has Ingraham all wrong.

yay Ingraham and Pirro trashing

haha

"if there's anything my dad's on top of it's-"

"the toilet"

wow Warren actually on SNL

Wtf, Liz!? 🤣

I was okay until Warren showed up. Loved the Trump boys though.

I love how they trashed Fox for projecting the politicization of Coronavirus

So Liz couldn't say it by herself? Kate had to run into the shot and help her?

Kate McKinnon has definitely stayed too long at the fair.

The Chris Matthews part was funny too.

If there could be a Warren, why couldn’t there be a Pete?

I’ve noticed that lately they have multiple people shout the “live” line and they never allow a non-cast member to say it solo.

Yep, don't care what the DL says, Daniel Craig could still get it in every way possible. Woof!

Liz for the win.

Craig has had "old face" for about 20 years now but he seems to have maintained himself to the best of his ability.

Daniel Craig looks like shit — all those bulging veins and deep wrinkles in his forehead. Yuck

OMG I want to rip off Craig's clothes. He is smokin' in the monologue.

I don’t think that James will be emerging from the surf in a baby blue speedo in this next movie

Craig could use some laser and microneedling to smooth out that face

Craig is hot and had charisma, which is more than can be said for many of their other (often recurring) “famous” guest hosts.

meh this Modesto skit

That was fun

Loved the coronavirus soap skit.

That was...odd.

A three week hiatus already?

Yeah, Feb. sweeps are over, so no new shows for awhile.

R39 Maybe it’s the virus?

why did they do a spoof on that infamous Patti LaBelle appearance on Tyra Banks' show from like 10 years ago? For those of you who didn't see it it's still on youtube. There was a woman who did those "healthy hacks" to favorite dishes. She told Patti not to eat the paper and Patti was annoyed

No, R41. It's laziness. They had another three-week hiatus just a few months ago.

Debbie Downer!

Lorne Michaels and Tina Fey need to underwrite a neck lift for Rachel Dratch.

Alex is so hot.

That Debbie Downer sketch could have been 1,000%. better.

It seems like they wrote it an hour before airtime.

Yay, love this song!

Areed (R47) Debbie Downer can be hilarious but when it's off, it's off.

I like the beats of Weeknd's songs but he can't really sing. He's another goat-sounding "singer".

he's' good looking but no body and is a druggie

shame

Is tonight’s show some salute to a year like 1989?

What the fuck happened to his face?

Are they just recycling unused scripts from years past this episode?

the sleeping on the couch skit was cute and funny

For a second, I thought the photo of Michigan's governor was actress Bellamy Young.

Have we seen Pete yet?

Can't stand that queen Bowen Yang. Never been funny , not once.

Love this character! Just give Cecily an Emmy nomination please!

Cecily looks pregnant again.

The party girl segment is great.

Bonus, haven’t seen Kyle!

Cecily has hairy forearms.

Love her, and that character!

Che's best acting was trying to make it seem like he didn't want Cecily's hand in his mouth. He loves white women

fake puking is the dumbest cliche on SNL

This show is horribly unfunny.

I can't help but laugh at fake puke.

so basically SNL threw Pete some sympathy sketches last week but he's in the dog house now for making those comments

Pete was featured more last week because he's friends with Mulaney.

Definitely believe this will be Pete's last season.

The movie quote skit was cute.

Serious ly-synching going on.

I liked both songs tonight by The Weeknd but admit I know nothing about him. What is with the broken nose look while performing?

omg the overnight salad idea

but I feel like there are some Americans who eat like that in real life

I agree that Pete is in the doghouse and is done. I have a hard time believing him that everyone at SNL thinks he’s dumb, and I think he’s hurt himself with the cast with those remarks.

The stuff about Ariana? I agree with him. I think she’s said things in interviews about him that were ignorant and disrespectful, and I think he’d get dragged if he said the same things about her.

The Weeknd has a short film coming out called After Hours and wears the same bloody makeup and nose bandage in the film.

Craig was a good and affable host. I wish he was a cast member.

That accent skit was terrible. As was the couch one. And the soap opera skit. Craig was fine but the material seemed unusually bad even for snl.

That was one of the worse episodes I've seen in quite awhile. Hell, even the Debbie Downer skit, which usually cracks me up, was lackluster. Isn't Michael 'watch me laugh at myself a lot' Che the Head Writer? Yeah, that explains the hit and misses this season, mostly misses. I'm sure Eddie Murphy had a lot to do with the success of his classic return episode. Even the Mulaney hosted one from last week wasn't as good as the one he hosted lasted season. Geez!

I thought it was an ok episode... I laughed.

Debbie Downer sucked, The Weeknd was awesome, and Elizabeth Warren was amazing. Daniel Craig is a craggy-faces loser and not funny in the least.

[quote]That was one of the worse episodes I've seen in quite awhile. Hell, even the Debbie Downer skit, which usually cracks me up, was lackluster.

I agree. And Daniel Craig is not cut out for comedy.

This was hot

Daniel Craig got his big titties out in GQ

WTF, when did he get those trashy tattoos. He is way too old for those tattoos.

I wonder if they'll make him do another promotional tour for the Bond movie whenever it come out?

By then he will look so much older than the character he plays in the movie.

poor mr craig, this is the worst episode of the last 25 yrs....DID THE WRITERS HATE HIM? YA GOTTA TIP EM BLOW TO GET GOOD LINES?

Lordy please fire that drug hore pete D.....

When they fire Pete Davidson, I can only imagine the stories that will come out about him. Wasn't there an episode last season where he locked himself inside his dressing room through the whole taping?

The only skits that were funny were Debbie Downer and the movie quote skit. The rest were terrible. Craig is a decent actor but not a gifted comedian and the awful writing did not help