It Happened to Me: A Datalounge Real-Life Moment
Scene: uncrowded small gay bar.
It was slow enough where two guys around 30 were sitting at the bar requesting songs and the bartender was putting them on Spotify ... the usual Auto-Tuned moronic nonsense. One of them requested Cardi B with (didn't get the name) and the two were attempting to rap along. I sat down the bar and tried to ignore the whole thing.
Enter a sixtyish fellow with a Datalounge-perfect prissy prune face. He ordered his drink and one of the guys said something to him like "Isn't this song fantastic?" He said nothing and stared straight ahead.
When the drink was ready and he'd paid, he suddenly yelled, "HE SOUNDS LIKE A THUG!" and stalked away with his comforting cocktail in hand.
If that was any of you bitches Wednesday night, fess up.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 8, 2020 3:37 AM
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Or, you know, OP could learn to mind his own fucking business.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 6, 2020 7:35 PM
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Never, r1! Minding other people's business in public is one of life's great joys!
(It didn't help that I laughed after the "thug" outburst.)
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 6, 2020 7:39 PM
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At what point did the hissing commence and drinks flung?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 6, 2020 7:42 PM
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It wasn't me, OP -- but I wish it had been.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 6, 2020 7:47 PM
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"... and stalked away"
It wasn't anyone here, OP, we would have flounced away
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 6, 2020 8:15 PM
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OP, that is the least interesting story of all time.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 7, 2020 6:23 PM
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Did his caftan make a swishing sound as he turned on his heel?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 7, 2020 6:40 PM
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Hisstopher Phineas Elderghey strikes again!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 7, 2020 6:53 PM
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I wouldn't want to go to a gay bar and then get irritated having to listen to annoying rap songs. The guy wanted to sit and enjoy his drink.
Blame the bar owner for having crappy selections on the juke box.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 7, 2020 6:57 PM
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"Hisstopher" = Unsigned YMF
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 7, 2020 6:58 PM
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Security camera caught it all.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 8, 2020 3:08 AM
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Team Prune Faced Eldergay
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 8, 2020 3:32 AM
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Poor younger gays don’t even know their own music.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 8, 2020 3:37 AM
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