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Is it time to outlaw the goatee?

It's usually used to disguise a mushy, weak chin. Or add definition to a fat face. Or a shortcut to looking more masculine.

In other words; to compensate. And to me that says 'douche'.

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by Anonymousreply 12March 4, 2020 8:22 PM

It’s helping more Chins than in all of China.

by Anonymousreply 1March 4, 2020 2:35 PM

Only if we outlaw tattoos and piercings first.

by Anonymousreply 2March 4, 2020 2:35 PM

Yes OP. Yes it is time. Your goatee says, 'I just time traveled here from an Orlando sales conference sometime in 1991 and I'm here to party to the sweet sounds of Kid Rock and Creed in my sleeveless t-shirt and cargo shorts.'

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by Anonymousreply 3March 4, 2020 3:58 PM

[quote] 1991 and I'm here to party to the sweet sounds of Kid Rock and Creed

Your timing is off.

by Anonymousreply 4March 4, 2020 4:12 PM

Okay, if we can bring back the Hitler mustache.

by Anonymousreply 5March 4, 2020 4:18 PM

Idiot Chuck Todd didn’t even go to college.

by Anonymousreply 6March 4, 2020 4:30 PM

The preacher beard

by Anonymousreply 7March 4, 2020 4:31 PM

it's hot on certain men but not RDJ

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by Anonymousreply 8March 4, 2020 4:36 PM

I need Justin’s goatee between my legs deeply.

by Anonymousreply 9March 4, 2020 4:36 PM

[R9], I wanted to say to you that when I'm done with Justin, I'll throw both his bags down the hall and you can have him next. Then I was reminded of something my dear departed friend Rick recounted to me.

Rick did drag. After a night out, him and a couple of other DQs were just going home and were at the parking lot to validate your tickets. One of the gurls started flirting with the str8 parking lot attendant. "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY WHORE, YOU! He wants *me*, don't you?", she smiled at the attendant.

by Anonymousreply 10March 4, 2020 6:11 PM

It got even worse in the mid-2000s when the soul-patch look of the early-90s made a brief return. That, and shitty writing by has-beens, ruined rock music for me.

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by Anonymousreply 11March 4, 2020 8:18 PM

I bet Satan REALLY appreciates that sewn-on pentagram patch ^^. Nothing says hardcore badass like a sewn-on patch.

by Anonymousreply 12March 4, 2020 8:22 PM
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