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You are in charge of your favorite hero group, and can shitcan one member - who joins the unemployment line?
I’d fire Logan from the X-Men for “not being a team player”, not contributing to the school or working/paying his way, and also for trying to fuck underage Rogue. If I were in charge of The Brotherhood I’d probably be sued for fat-shaming, firing Blob just because he grosses me out.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 15, 2020 3:04 PM |
Fire Element Lad from the Legion of Super Heroes. He's such a bossy bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 3, 2020 10:00 AM |
Cloud for not wearing any clothes.
Gambit for wearing too many clothes.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 3, 2020 10:18 AM |
Beast Boy from the Titans.
He’s an annoying, pesky, douchey little dweeb on a good day. Plus his power sucks.
He can stay in the Doom Patrol, though.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 3, 2020 10:54 PM |
R3, Beast Boy is adorable and frequently naked.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 3, 2020 10:57 PM |
R4 in many versions of the Titans Beast Boy is around 14 or 15 years old and quite stupid to boot. The later comics & animations make hot hunky Cyborg into his comedy sidekick of sorts, which is all kinds of backwards and wrong.
Titans had way too many members, regardless. It would have worked just as well with the core group of Robin (Dick Grayson), Kid Flash (Wally West), Wonder Girl (Donna Troy) & Starfire; the dozens of others were more hindrance than help.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 5, 2020 10:45 AM |
Charles Xavier. For so many reasons.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 5, 2020 11:23 AM |
Damian Wayne as a Robin.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 12, 2020 11:01 PM |
Storm. Inconsistent accent, not trustworthy at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 12, 2020 11:06 PM |
Dream Girl! Other than her ability to fall asleep at the most inappropriate times, she gave all the men in the Legion the clap! Well, with the exception of Element Lad, of course.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 15, 2020 3:04 PM |
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