Tell me anything! I can't take one more second of political discussions!

Coronavirus

Earlier, I looked out the window. I saw a leaf.

i am belching a lot lately, and wonder if i have an ulcer.

no healthcare to find out, though!

When I asked my six year old about his presidential platform, he detailed a comprehensive quality of life program for the elderly which included a playground for old people with "very slow slides", among other things.

A guy brought his Versa into the shop today. I processed his and several other service orders before I had the opportunity to move his car to the back of the shop. Sitting on the floor was a bag of pot. I called him and told him what I found and told him I would give him half an hour to retrieve it or I would be forced to turn it over to the facility manager.

He is kind of cute and either is overly friendly or he is being flirtatious with me. Either way, I like serving him.

Our neighbor sits outside, in his car, for hours. I don't know why.

Let's learn more about American crocodiles. Seriously, they're very interesting.

I love my cats.

I have a neighbor who sits in their car for hours too. Often with lights on. I’m belying curious why. I’ve thought smoking - but can’t take that long, or phone call - but if it’s an affair, why right in front of house. Why would you sit in a car outside your house for hours - on a regular basis.

I'm going to the baths on Wednesday night.

I didn’t take a shower today. I usually do. I just didn’t.

Once in awhile I just sit in my car for an hour reading Datalounge, procrastinating.

I bought a waffle iron at Aldi today for $20 and I am very pleased with it.

^ Fat whore!

Yum!

I notice a lot of folks in my neighborhood hanging out in their cars, talking on the phone, just sitting there, or doing I have no idea what. Seems weird to me, but then again maybe they have no privacy at home, or they hate their families, or they’re listening to good music and they’re too lazy to get up and move.

I took up hot yoga a month ago. I love it.

Kelly Clarkson has transformed into Caroline Rhea.

I think a lot of people hate their lives. I forget as a single person that my space is mine - which is rare in the world. I don’t understand how my siblings with kids do it - constantly surrounded by people. I would be one of those dads who just disappears one day.

[quote]Tell me anything!

No, bitch! It's "Tell me something I don't know", and it was a very cool way I closed out my program each night.

There was a bit of a scandal at the Spring Summer 2020 Paris Haute Couture shows in January when a vendeuse at Valentino almost allowed an order for the same honeysuckle pink silk faille strapless dress with a blood-orange and double pink blush satin cape already confirmed for Lauren Santo Domingo to also be placed by Bianca Brandolini d'Adda .

Lauren, being the good sport and friend we all love her for, said she didn’t mind Bianca having the same piece and approved the sale since even if they both wore it to the same party it would be a hoot and just affirm that each of them have simply fabulous taste! Crisis averted, the vendeuse kept her job, and everyone is still friends!

Looking forward to these inevitably events..trump gone, coronavirus not a freak out, beautiful summer weather

I just ate an ENTIRE chocolate cake!

My wife and I took and elderly neighbor out to lunch today to Billy Reeds in Palm Springs. I had the vegetable plate with no cheese and a side salad with vinegar.

Here's some local gossip from the village where I grew up: in 1997 a local student went missing there. She was last seen waiting for the bus to take her home in a nearby town and even called her mom from there (she was starving and told her to fix her something to eat). She was never seen again. Most people think some co-villager she knew well, who was also returning home from the city, saw her waiting for the bus, offered her a ride in his car and then did God knows what to her.

Police never found a single clue about her disappearance but last week they suddenly started digging up an old decaying barn on the outskirts of the village and they confirmed it has something to do with this particular case. So here's where the story gets interesting: a few days before that the neighbor of the missing girl's family (who also knew her very well, of course) died from cancer. So most people are now convinced that he told something about the case or perhaps even admitted to killing her and burying her body there to his wife on his deathbed. Of course it could also be just an unfortunate coincidence and we're all unjustly branding that poor dead guy a killer. It will definitely be interesting to see if they'll manage to find something there.

I took up Eight Pieces of Brocade qi gong. My first routine energized my body for hours. I'm watching a video now and seeing where to correct my forms. I feel calmer but with tighter muscles, as I use the qi gong to warm up for weights.

Below is one of the tracks I use for my exercise routine.

If I eat hummus I fart, a lot.

Fuck R23 - I just ran into a friend yesterday by chance at Blackbook who had just come from Billy Reed's for brunch.

How OLD was this elderly person? His name wasn't Jerry, was it?

I have today started taking 150mcg's of selenium.

A beautiful and lustful young Persian guy gave me a long stare and a smile at Starbucks drive-they window today. It was that stare that lasts about 4 seconds too long. God, he was sexy.

About a week ago, after coming back from a coffee place, I pissed blood. Not just a little pink in the bowl, but very red. I was pretty worried, but the next time there was no blood at all. There hasn't been any since. I'm still wondering what the hell that was about. Can coffee be that corrosive?

r27, the neighbor is a female.

r30, that happened to my dad, it was a very early stage of bladder cancer. He had minor surgery and never had a reoccurrence. He died of old age at 96. Go get it checked just to be safe.

My housemate and I share a bathroom. I’ve recently noticed can lay in bed without moving for hours in the morning and he won’t use it—yet the minute I start to get up and my bed makes a noise, he suddenly runs into the bathroom to use it. It’s so oddly predictable it’s laughable. Now I kick the chair or something 5-10 minutes beforehand so he runs in and uses it before I actually get up. So strange—especially since I am someone who gets ready and uses the bathroom as quickly as possible. For me, the bathroom is a necessary evil, but for some, it seems to be an integral part of their existence/identity.

Paul is dead.

I put too much butter on my potato, but I ate it anyway.

I’m completely absorbed in my ‘maladaptive daydreaming’ about a person who doesn’t know I exist.

So am I, R36.

I unblocked all my blocked posters today. And instantly there were ten threads about Pete endorsing Biden, four about Beto going over to Biden, several about Amy and Biden. Why can't you politicunts be happy with one thread per subject at a time? You make Datalounge so tiresome.

So relieved I don’t follow politics now that Pete has dropped out. I think I’ll go treat myself

[quote] I had the vegetable plate with no cheese and a side salad with vinegar.

This sounds positively sinful.

I ate the first waffle out of my brand new waffle iron even though the instructions said to throw the first one away.

I'm glad that know-it-all scold from the coronavirus threads isn't here so that I may confess this in peace.

R40, I am not reading the corona virus threads. You have now given me an extra reason to be glad.

I wipe back to front .

I'm building a house and my neighbor has been opposing it and causing a fuss from the word go. I just had a knock on the door and her brother was there to tell me he's a kitchen designer/fitter and would I like him to do my new kitchen? Cheeky bastards.

I’m getting a routine colonoscopy this week.

Mine comes in June. It's like a door prize for turning 50!

The monstrously fertile alley cat who lives behind my building is ready to pop at any moment.

[quote]I'm building a house and my neighbor has been opposing it

How, r43? Does she have any legal standing?

I re-watched "The Kings Speech" last night and had forgotten what a great movie it is. The part where he is giving his speech while Beethoven's 7 "Allegretto" played in the background gave me chills

Those tired of politics and viruses should watch it or just watch the scene...for your viewing and listening pleasure

I made chicken & noodles yesterday. Instead of a vegetable side like corn, which I usually make, I made a box of Stove Stop chicken stuffing.

It was a nice meal.

Ew gross why would you do that r40? The Chinese factory men most likely coughed in that waffle iron and now ya got the Wuhan flu. You have DOOMED us all. Please do not give in to your sociopath tendency and set foot out of the house, you dirty petri dish.

The supermarkets are packed with people stocking up for doomsday, or people trying to avoid being stuck with no toilet paper thanks to doomsdayers buying it all up. So tomorrow I’m taking advantage of the chaos and going on a shoplifting spree. What should I get? Smoked salmon?

A reminder that this is the

No politics

No coronavirus

No royal family

No stans of any kind

thread.

Please proceed accordingly.

I haven't bought a damn thing for doomsday.....carry on

I need to renew my driver's license this month.

[quote] I made a box of Stove Stop chicken stuffing.

I ate that once and got a migraine.

I need to find new ways of getting the stains out of my tea cup.

I've used Barkeepers Friend, r55. But you need to test a little area first to see if it will scratch your finish.

I bought some bone broth for the first time and I actually quite like it. The brand I got is flavored with lemon and turmeric. Added some frozen chard and it was delicious. I am going to try to have it once a day and just one big salad as my main meal - maybe I'll finally lose a few pounds. The collagen in it is supposed to do wonders for your skin and hair as well.

I opened up the shed yesterday to get my gardening gloves and heard a rustle and saw a big brownish animal running against the wall. I ran away and still don’t know what it was.

I've had it too, OP.

So last night I watched "Home Town" on HGTV. Just love/lust after Ben Napier. The episode featured a cute gay couple...they looked alike, chubby, balding, with glasses. Ben and Erin went to a used/antique furniture warehouse and auction. Erin found a small bureau that she wanted as a vanity. She said that she would cut off the feet. Was horrified. I'm reporting her to the Keno Brothers!!!

After that I watched "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir" on TCM. Love that film. Rex Harrison really did deserve the appellation "Sexy Rexy." He's sex on a stick in that movie. But please...George Sanders may have been a one note actor. His character in the film is much like how he played Addison DeWitt. And puhlease...who was he fooling as a straight man? He wanted Rex Harrison over Gene Tierney and later Gary Merrill or Hugh Marlowe over Marilyn Monroe or Anne Baxter!

And I cried when Mrs. Muir walks off into the clouds with the Captain!

I just finished reading all of Sara Paretsky's V.I. Warshawski mystery series. It's probably better not to read them in such a concentrated fashion, as she employs the same basic plot structure in each: V.I. (Vic) works at solving two separate mysteries until time and circumstance show they are two heads of the same mystery.

But I've had this cold that's not the flu, so I needed something to do. Today is day 24. I'm still not ready to go out in public.

Now I'm reading George Pelecanos, whose writing, while having similarities from book to book, is not nearly as formulaic. He's my favorite author in the crime genre, perhaps partly because I lived in DC a great portion of my life.

R58, how big was it? Was it a rat?

I'm scared of sheds exactly because of what you described.

You'll never be able to open the shed door without a sense of dread again. I'm sorry this happened to you.

[quote]I bought some bone broth for the first time

*siiiiiiiiiiigh*

"bone broth". Stock/broth is generally made from bones, so saying "bone broth" is pretty much redundant.

I hate this ketogenic term.

R62:

[R61] It was too big for a rat. It may have been a groundhog or a raccoon. I’m scared of cornering anything and having it bite! I’m just leaving the door open now so I don’t lock anything in there. Our yard has: deer, groundhogs, chipmunks, squirrels, rabbits, raccoons, possums, foxes, and sometimes snakes! There’s a lot going on. Sometimes the foxes moan like women being attacked which is really spine chilling.

I did some laundry this morning. Now I'm going to take a nap.

No, "Queer"-osexual R63, I just know how to cook.

I think men are delightful.

I am rewatching for the tenth time Rowan Atkinson's "Maigret" series. Set in vintage Paris and surrounding, he and the cast are excellent. The Michael Gambon Maigret series was beautiful too....I should have lived there then.

Excuse me miss, your OP stated specifically that this is a non politic thread only. You cannot go around and change the rule at R51, Op you bitch.

R63 we see you!

R69

[quote]I need to find new ways of getting the stains out of my tea cup.

R55 Any of the denture cleaner tablets work well...polydent or efferdent or store brand. They work well for stained tea or coffee cups.

We had house guests for 4 days last week, and I spent a lot of time getting the house ready beforehand. I like them a lot, but I'm so happy they've left and I have the house to myself again.

R73 House guests for FOUR days? I would have charged them rent.

We have a house guest coming. I love him, but he's a bit dramatic.....and fish and guests stink after 3 days!

R46, no, she has no legal standing. We have full permission from the local authority for everything we are doing. We live in a tiny English village southwest of London and no one here wants anything to change. Unless their brother the kitchen fitter can get in on it, apparently!

Here's something: on the Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast, guest Drew Friedman mentioned a terrible, foul rumor about actor Jack Klugman and scrambled eggs or applesauce. The full story was edited out of the podcast but maybe an 'old Hollywood' maven with a penchant for tawdry and distasteful legends can find and share the whole story.

Jack Klugman?? PLEASE, who is left alive who would have any first-hand knowledge of this?

r78 Joan Hotchkis, although I bet this soft food element dates the rumor to post-throat-cancer Klugman (1990s onward)

A friend made quesadillas and put them on a serving board which left grease marks. We are renting the condo and I read that I can use food grade mineral oil on the board which should hide the grease marks. I can't use Amazon, any idea where I can buy food grade mineral oil? Home Depot?

It’s 85 in Palm Springs today.

R55, if you use a dishwasher try a detergent with bleach or some such additive--Cascade with Oxi might do the trick

R80:

I just bought one of these, R55. It helps with tea/coffee cups and glassware.

R81 I so wish I was there right now.

Thank you r83, but I need a brick and mortar. My rented condo is in a gated complex and the gate rings to the owner of the complex so I can't have it delivered.

R81, I'm in Palm Springs, do you know where I can buy food grade mineral oil here?

I want to bring up this white dorks with Asian women again thing. I see it regularly, and it has to be some sort of a pattern, but not sure just what the underlying issue might be?

The Queen had lunch with the Ginger Prick today.

Harry ate crow.

Emmy Rossum IS Angelyne

I watched the first three episodes of CNN's The Windsors today. David was a cute little twink when he was young

NO

ROYAL

NONSENSE

Hush Kate @R91

What exactly is in a mayonnaise cocktail?

I made this for dinner tonight and it's surprisingly good. I may try the other varieties.

Today would have been my parents 75th wedding anniversary.

Anyone here watching the Amazon orginal series with Al Pacino, called The Hunters? I just finished the first episode and it was 90 minutes. PRetty good. Should I invest anymore time?

R96 Liked the first 2 episodes. Struggling to finish the third. Logan Lerman is the weak link in an otherwise decent show.

Feel good story, Mar 02, 2020

Las Vegas city officials joined one activist Monday to welcome a new community of homes made from re-purposed shipping containers.

Arnold Stalk’s organization converts containers into affordable homes geared toward veterans and others in need.

Each one has a living room, kitchen, bedroom and bathroom. The smaller containers are about 1,300 hundred square feet and cost $27,000 to renovate. The 2,500 hundred square feet containers cost $37,000 to renovate.

Stalk says these converted containers can be mass produced to help solve a bigger problem.

“The only way to solve a homeless problem is to build homes. I’d love to find a developer that has some guts out there to take a chance and really put a community like this together,” Stalk said.

The new area of container homes is called Share Village #2.

I never came out. I was never in the closet and I've recently learned that is rather unusual. When I first realized that I was gay, I remember feeling kind of happy about it. I always knew there was something different about me but I didn't know what the difference was until I was about 12 or 13 and I was glad to be able to put a name to that difference. I didn't see being gay as a negative thing so I never had a reason to hide it. I never felt shame or apprehension. I was never worried about how others would view me because of my sexuality simply because I was never one to care what others thought about me.

I understand from others that coming out can be a difficult process and is wrought with stress and anxiety.

I thank God I never had to deal with those emotions. I could not feel badly about what I was because there was nothing wrong with what I was. I'm glad I knew that from the start.

I am extremely tired of my trashy neighbors who think every night of the week is party time and who hang around outside in the courtyard after 10pm. I need my fucking sleep.

R100, let me guess...they're Mexicans, right?

I really felt like having a vodka martini tonight, but I didn't have any vodka in the house and it was cold and raining and I just didn't feel like getting off my ass and driving to the liquor store. I settled for a glass of Merlot instead.

In other news, I had pesto ravioli (that I made myself) for dinner tonight and it was delicious.

I love Air Supply.

My neighbors on all sides are older couples and I LOVE living around old people. There is zero noise, zero drama and it's always nice and peaceful. It's lovely.

R101 a trumpian do doubt

I love lesbian action

R13 get this mix. It makes really good waffles!

R85 there’s a Williams Sonoma in Palm Desert. They sell mineral oil just for cutting boards.

Or maybe a store like Sur La Table? Or smart & final? Or a restaurant supply store?

Also R80 i’ve seen it at target for like two bucks! I think there’s a target in Palm Springs right?

R96 I'd say yes it's worth finishing. There are a lot of holes but I'm finding that true in most of these episodic streaming programs. And what I hate that there's nowhere to go to ask questions about poorly written subplots. What are the ulterior motives of the nun (and why that horrible wig)? And it took at least five episodes to figure out what Lena Olin's organization was doing and why.

I used my "super straight" coworkers computer and in his search history was non-stop gay porn - WORK computer, mind you. I'm not saying anything to anyone, but it's intriguing.

R101 no they’re Ivy League educated Asians! They are so fucking loud!

I gave up drinking for lent and lost a few pounds already.

Man ass is a true wonder of the world.

I have one neighbor - couple about 60 yo - who party EVERY Saturday night on their porch with music blaring until 2-3AM. I have one trashy lesbian couple on another side. And a hermit hoarder on another side. And 2 doors down, a dog that Yao’s for HOURS outside while the owners sit inside an ignore it.

It makes me want to move into the country far away from neighbors. But theN I would need a car. How can people be so inconsiderate of neighbors? We all payed a decent amount of money to live here - I don’t understand why they show no respect for the neighborhood.

Where do you live R115?

Suburban NY

I live in a suburban neighborhood near Dallas. My obnoxious drinking neighbors are/were white Bible-thumper Trumpers, until she started drinking too much with the other asshole neighbor and must have ended up fucking him-- they divorced a few months ago after 3 kids and 20 years of marriage. They would drink together every night in his driveway night after night, listening to shit kicker musicians, or pathetically, rap if they were super drunk.

It's a long story, I wish I had started documenting their downfall for DL way back when they were still married and she started drinking too much too often with the divorcee across the alley. Couldn't have happened to two bigger narcissists (the divorcee and the horny housewife-- the husband was a good guy, albeit naive).

Music*, not musicians ^

I never came out. I was never in the closet and I've recently learned that is rather unusual. —- oh yeah me too kinda. Everyone just assumed I was gay and I was too tired or busy to hide or correct them. Now I usually work it in into the conversation with women either don’t hit on me and get all rejected.

There are few things in life I hate more than having to take a shit in a public restroom, or at work.

R121 I never do.

OK. I recently bought this waffle iron on Amazon. It came in a lot of colors and I bought a red one.But when it arrived, it was so tiny,the diameter had to be no more than 4 inches. Like one of those frozen eggos. I feel stupid. It was only 9.99. Now I know why it was so cheap. It will take me an hour to make one serving of waffles on this damned thing.

R122 I can't stop laughing. It must have looked like it belonged in the Geico gecko's apartment. All his furniture was teeny-tiny. Then he ordered Chinese takeout and when the carton was delivered, he could barely get it through the door.

I just can’t bring myself to order Chinese since the Coronavirus outbreak.

R86 in addition to R108's suggestions you may want to check Bristol Farms?

I pick my nose.

I pick my ass.

I pick my battles—so I’m not a frau.

I pick my cuticles. Mom pulls her hair out, Dad clicks his thumbnails together, nephew has a tic, brother just drinks a lot.

My sister likes to chew her hair. Dad likes it when the dog licks his toes; he says it relieves his athletes foot. Mom enjoys Betty Hutton movies.

I’m dying to know whether R80 got his mineral oil!

I have an itchy cooter.

r131, I have not yet made the purchase, I will go out tomorrow. Hopefully food grade mineral oil won't be found to cure the coronavirus between now and then.

r108, r019 and r125, thank you so much for the suggestions.

I was cooking a sweet potato in the oven two nights ago. When I pulled the foil wrapped sweet potato out some juice dripped onto the oven door. I took a damp paper towel and wiped the glass and as soon as the cool towel touched the hot glass it cracked. I let the landlords know and they were nice about it. They have ordered a new door for the oven and will take it out of the security deposit. That was a $200 sweet potato...

Damn, r133. You’re just a walking culinary disaster area.

R133 Please post your name so we all know not to rent to you. You are a disaster in the kitchen.

That's why I never clean anything.

Just for the heck of it, I bought a "One-Egg Wonder" fry pan. I even bought a special little spatula to flip the egg. Not as great as I thought it would be.

Is that the actual pan, R137? I feel like the Aldi shill but they have pans that are a little roomier than that, that is to say exactly right for one fried egg, for $4 right now.

Yes, that's an actual pan, R138. If I ever do get another small pan for eggs, it will be a cast iron pan, like my mom had. Except my mom's pan could fit 2 eggs, not just one.

Thanks for the info on Aldi, though!

If you pay $4.00 for a pan you're going to get a $4.00 pan.

I think you're probably eating the pan.

I bought one of the $4 pans and I like it a lot, R140.

It's made out of whatever R137's pan is made out of, except more shallow with double the cooking surface area.

We're not talking Le Creuset here, correct.

I need to go pick up a few things at the store but I keep stalling because of the dread of going out and dealing with the public, traffic, etc. Hell really is other people.

Schools should have more males as teachers. Then maybe the female bitches that masquerade as teachers will be actually be nice and not backstabbing cunts.

R122 and R137, I just picture Ms. Tiddly Winks being so happy to have a tiny waffle iron and a pan more suited to cook an english house sparrow's egg.

R58, do your large brown animals cook?

R133 Do not cook and just order from GrubHub, OK?

In grade school, a kid in my class used to pick and eat his scabs.

Sorry, I meant Mrs Tiggy Winkle. I'm still on my first drink!

Well , it's only been 35 years.

Men really can’t afford to support a family on a teacher’s salary—so most teachers are married fraus since they can rely on a substantial income from hubby.

Pay teachers more!

In my state, teachers really were getting the shaft. Many teachers across the state resorted to second and third jobs, and selling their plasma in order to make ends meet. They got a slight raise this school year, but many are still struggling.

I suffer from embarrassing borborygmus.

I had a student who demanded to sit in the front row of the class. She’d sit, squeeze her facial acne and pick her nose, look at the puss and/or boogers on her finger(s), and eat everything.

Pick or squeeze, examine, dine.

My cat is sick. Poor thing.

Plus teachers have to pay for their own training to maintain their credential. The pay is not commensurate with the amount of work and training required.

I hope the kitty feels better soon R154.

R142 what do you cook in it?

R137 do you have a photo of the little spatula?

Gerard de Nerval supposedly walked a lobster on a leash through Paris.

I'm thinking about making this Carlotta Di Limon Mexican Icebox Cake....I have all the ingredients except the Goya Maria cookies...I wonder if Winn Dixie carries these cookies or if I'll have to head to Publix or Target or Walmart or...

Men following Lindsey

Any brand of Marias will do, R160. They're all the same. There isn't anything special about Goya.

Thanks r162

R158 , it was this Joie orange-colored mini spatula. I think you can remove that chicken face from the handle. The spatula actually worked well (able to scoop / flip an egg in a small pan). (My One Egg Wonder pan was T-fal; Joie makes a mini-pan, too, I think.)

R154 I hope your puss puss feels better soon.

R160, I just watched the first 40 seconds of the video you posted.

Aldi sells Barras de Coco. I bought a package when I got my waffle iron. They come in a flat, rectangular yellow box with the name on it and they're in the "Hispanic" section.

Marias are the saltines of the cookie world, but Barras de Coco are comparatively Captains Wafers. I'd get those over Marias, but you should be able to find Marias in the ethnic section of W-D, assuming they have one. They'll likely be in a yellow orange package that says Marias in blue.

R162=R166

My sister used to bite her toe nails. I never told anyone about it. She threatened me.

r162 r166

Thanks, I have an Aldi right down the road a mile or so and shop there often. I'm actually planning a trip there next week since they will have their frozen Lobster Mac n Cheese on 3/11 which I like to stock up on when they have it a couple times a year.

I think I'll try both types of cookies, the YT'er said when she was a kid her mother used the Marias but I do really like coconut too.

I've never been to an Aldi.

R170, I’ve never been to me.

Is that you Charlene/R171?

Something has bothered me about someone I'm following on IG. (He is also following me.)

While I like his posts, I've noticed his right eye is slightly larger than his left. He is so perfect in so many ways, but his one eye is distracting. I guess I need to get over it. Right?

I think that name would bother me more R173!

Blondie Bumstead's maiden name is Boopadoop.

I almost never remember my dreams. I dream in color.

I'm going to Aldi's next week.....I hope the Lobster Mac is in!

My brother has managed an Aldi's in a nearby town for 20 years....it's a wild place to work,,,but I like shopping there.

r177, what is it like to work there?

A lot of turnover among the staff - and everyone works VERY HARD! You have to keep the product shelves full and produce fresh. Not so bad, but not many people to do EVERYTHING.

Staff sometimes works between stores and everyone runs the register to keep the lines down.

Good salary and benefits - but not for old or lazy folks......

What happened to the Ayden Bevers thread? Did they ever find that kid?

People sit in their cars because they hate the people who are in the house, and gas is too expensive to joyride.

I just borrowed The Overstory from the library. It won last year's Pulitzer for fiction. I'm not sure if I will actually read it or it will just sit on my desk until it's due.

[quote]Tell me anything! I can't take one more second of political discussions!

OP, you are going to die from the coronavirus.

Better now? :^)

Weather in Muscat, Oman, is lovely. Highs in the low-80s and lows in the high-60s.

Should I go to an Aldi? I like Trader Joe’s. I went into an early Aldi’s out of curiosity around 2003. It depressed me, but they might have improved.

Sadly we have no Aldi near us : (

r185, TJs is way better than Aldi's.

I jerked off with a hot married daddy in the steam room last night. We’ve done this 3 times before.

I think it’s safe to say we’re on the cusp of a steamlationship

IMO, TJ's is overrated.

Or people sit in their cars because they work for Uber or a food delivery service.

I have a friend who calls me during her drive time (end of the day, work to home). Sometimes, she'll just sit in her car, outside her house, and continue talking with me. She said that once she goes inside the house, she has to pay more attention to her kids, etc.

Yes it could be their only way to get some peace & quiet R191.

I hate the Grammarly ads on YouTube.

I want to kick the vocal fry bitch who does narration in the cooter.

I placed an order with Peapod this morning and it came out to $375! Not all of it is because I'm a fat bitch. Some of it is because I'm a fat cunt!

Today I'm forty. I don't feel like it. I don't know how or what to feel. I'm spending it at home alone, because I am not interested in feigning enthusiasm about it around other people. Even if I did go out locally, nothing would bring me joy or excitement. And I don't know how to accept gifts (others paying for dinner, etc.). I've never had a milestone birthday celebration, now that I think of it. It always comes to this.

Despite all this, I feel liberated by this milestone, and am actively planning to do much more in the coming decade.

There's my contribution. Bon weekend!

Did you get ice cream?

R194, what the hell did you buy for $375?

Food that will last a month! Most of it will just go in the freezer and I will live off it over the next few weeks.

I got low-fat moose tracks ice cream!

R198, What other kinds of frozen things did you buy? I can see frozen meals adding up. I recently bought a frozen Amy's pizza and it was relatively expensive.

Anyway, must be nice to have all that stuff on hand for the weeks to come.

Kitty ate twice so far today, and so far, no puke. Unless I missed it.

R199, I'm a big fan of the SteamFresh bags so I got about a twenty of them. Plus boneless/skinless chicken breasts - I put individual breasts into a ziploc bag with some marinade and freeze them. This way when I come home at night I can have a piece of chicken and a bag of veggies & grains, and be less likely to order Seamless.

I'm having friends over next week so I wanted to get fixins for guac, hummus, and pigs in a blanket. I also tried to get as many of the bigger things as possible because it ends up being cheaper - so the bigger bottle of olive oil, the bigger roll of aluminum foil (makes cleanup easier).

I bought a bush today to untangle and part my pussy hair.

Myrtle has a story for you, OP....

Do Brits like comedienne Sara Millican? I catch her routines on YT here and there and rather enjoy her. It looks like she had her own show at some point also.

R198 go for full fat ice cream or go HOME!

Yes, [204], Sarah Millican is a very popular comedian in the UK, and starting to become known in the US as well. You can see here on shows like 8 Out of 10 Cats, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Q.I., and Mock the Week. She also has some stand-up shows on YouTube.

I have an itchy cooter as well. Well, I’ll be!

My crush at work hugged me today.

I'm fasting for 20 hours and I'm dying for pizza and champagne......

So eat, r209.

I really love my boyfriend of 8 years and am very happy we found each other (online).

It's Aldi, not Aldi's.

I love this thread and never want it to end.

I cannot decide whether or not I should buy an exfoliating foot peel. My feet aren't terribly callused but I'm mesmerized by the photos of feet shedding skin like a snake.

I broke down and went and got a 30 minute foot massage yesterday. It was pretty good. But it did not relieve my plantar fasciitis.

r214 Ah, another 'what should I do with my evening' option: exfoliate my heels and areas between the toes.

I'm going to change the time on all my clocks now and go to bed. I've had an exhausting day trolling on DL while eating everything in the fridge.

R214 So did you?

Glynis Johns, the actress who played Mrs Banks in Mary Poppins, is still alive. I saw her on an episode of Cheers this evening and Googled her. She's ninety-six.

I was bored and lazy and didn’t know what I wanted to eat tonight. So I went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and stuffed myself. I’m so ashamed. (Not really)

R220 Did you have that big bowl full of mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, and fried chicken nuggets? It looks delightful. I want it so bad but my tummy can't take it.

I ate the 3 piece dinner. For my 2 side dishes I ordered 2 containers of coleslaw. It was disgustingly good. But now I feel bloated.

Going to a zoo depresses me. I feel sorry for the animals living in cages for our entertainment.

R222 I love KFC coleslaw. It's very horseradish-y. Mmmm. Did you have original or crispy chicken? Dark or light 3 piece. I always liked legs and thighs.

I'm going to a French-language festival tomorrow, for Quebec food and francophone entertainment.

Not worried about pandemics, because there are few francophones in the area. Shopping at IKEA should be a breeze.

What is a francophone? That doesn't sound right....

I went to get my eyes examined last week and was told I have cataracts. If that doesn’t make you feel old, nothing will!

I now have hemorrhoids and bought Preparation H at the pharmacy. When I was checking out, the pharmacist looked at me and asked if I was thinking about putting this on the bags under my eyes! What? I was so stunned, I was speechless. He continued to say that some people use PrepH to reduce eyebags. When I got home, I took a good look in the mirror. FUCK! I have terrible bags under my eyes. Now I'm double-cursed. Hemorrhoids and eyebags. What a Saturday.

R215 Not sure if you’re looking for advice, but I had terrible plantar fasciitis for more than a year. What finally helped was switching my footwear (comfort over style), doing calf raises, and most importantly- wearing a splint made for plantar fasciitis at night.

Yes i’m open to advice R229. Thanks. I’ll have to look into the splint.

R220 Popeyes fried chicken is much better. Do you have any nearby you?

Thank God there's a thread like this. I'm sick of all the political threads infesting this site.

Anyways, this group, Now United, is going to blow up soon. They are managed by Simon Fuller who made the Spice Girls and American Idol phenomenons. This is their latest single.

I saw/heard a cat fart today.

R210 I did after fasting. I'm ruthless about not cheating during fast. Anywho, the hubby and I had a bottle of Lallier 2010 with meatballs, roasted sprouts with balsamic, salad and it's of bread.

I recently moved to Salt Lake City for work. 2 weeks ago a couple of cute mormon boys knocked on my door. I politely told them that I appreciate the work they're doing and also that the city they built was beautiful but that since I was catholic I wasn't thinking about converting so away they went. Today they knocked again wanting to know how I was doing, we chatted a bit, they gave me The Book, I told them that I would check it out and they invited me to their church. I'm beginning to think that I'm gonna have to convert if I want to keep living here.

[quote]I'm ruthless about not cheating during fast.

Then be without Ruth when it comes to [italic]complaining[/italic] about fasting, you dumb bitch.

R235 only if you’re spineless, which you seem to be.

R235 or you can just reveal yourself as a homosexual. If those boys comes back still, it means they want some. Invite them in for "tea."

I have 2 wild rabbits that I feed. I put out rabbit pellets and Timothy grass every night and they come and sit and eat it about midnight. I sit in the kitchen and watch.

[quote] and it's of bread.

???

There's a parasitic louse that attaches itself to the tongues of certain fish and sucks the blood out of them until their tongues fall off then the louse essentially becomes the fishes tongue.

R239 You need to get together with that guy upthread who saw his cat fart. You may have a lot in common. He's at R233 I think.

R241 Thanks for that. Now I can't finish my breakfast.

I made chili yesterday, and something is "off" about it. It's too tomato-ish. I put chili powder, and smokey paprika and cayenne pepper and red pepper flakes in it. Used a bay leaf, but it is just not right. I love a good bowl of chili on a cold rainy day. What can I do to fix it?

my niece had a pet rabbit. It got very big. It was a house pet and sometimes they let it wander around the house. It was scary. I was really high one night and I had a dream I was in bed asleep and the rabbit hopped on my bed and bit my face off. My screams woke me up.

R55 and R56 and everyone else that deals with tea and coffee stains...try using 'Cascade Professional Fryer Boil Out' . It has phosphates in it - like all detergents used to have, and no longer do - and my dishes have never been so clean.

A group of us were going nuts trying to figure out why our dishwashers weren't working (cleaning) anymore, until one of us figured out the phosphate angle.

r244, there's probably nothing you can do to make this batch less tomato-y. Use less tomato next time.

I like this proportion:

1 pound of ground meat

1 onion

1 green pepper

1 14 oz. can of tomatoes

1 15 oz. can of beans

If I use a 28-oz. can of tomatoes, I double the rest.

There has to be something. I used garlic, yellow onions, etc. I may add more chili powder to day.

If you do add more chili powder, be sure to cook it in a little oil first to get rid of the dry, powdery taste and texture. Have you tasted it yet today?

R244 OMG. My mom used to do that with recipes that didn't turn out. She's constantly add stuff to try to make it better and it always added to a more disastrous outcome. First she'd add a more salt. Then she'd add a vegie of some kind (usually beans); she thought that would offset the spicy taste. Then someone told her that vinegar cuts spicy so she'd throw in a little vinegar. OH, and then she usually served it on the third day with some kind of pasta or rice. It was all a disaster but she grew up in the depression and nothing was to go to waste. Unfortunately, she wasted a lot just trying to make it all better. No wonder my sibs and I are all carbo freaks.

I watched downsizing last night. Matt Damon was very good - but the movie was terrible. It started out okay, but then went crazy for the last 2/3rds.

If you want to see Matt (his butt is on display briefly) just watch the first half hour or so.....once he takes his shoes off at the party.....it goes to hell.

I split half a litre of thick, gooey honey on my bedroom Persian carpet this morning. What a PAIN it was cleaning that up.

When she was on "Charmed" Shannen Doherty had a clause in her contract that she always be "in the middle" of any photo with her other two cast members (two other sisters)

R252 There is no way that Persian carpet can recover from an payload of honey. Question #1: Why did you take a litre of honey in your bedroom? #2: How did you try to clean it?

I was waiting for that kind of question, r254. Fortunately, the Persian carpet is wool, dark maroon colour (the others carpets are combination of wool and silk so that would have been far worse) so it wasn't too catastrophic. I keep honey by the bed as I like to have the odd spoonful of honey with hot tea while reading in bed at night. Some nights I don't use the honey at all but it's nice to have it there if I have a cold, scratchy throat or whatever. To clean it up, I had some Lysol wipes which I just put under the tap to moisten a bit more and spooned the thick honey off first wth a spoon. Once the globs of honey were removed, then I went at it, scrubbing with the Lysol wipes until all was gone. I put some dishwashing liquid on one wipe, then mopped it all up with more wipes. Looks fine now.

[bold]Memo to Self: Make sure lid on honey jar is screwed on tight next time.

R255 Memo to Self: You don't need a half-litre jar of honey next to the bed to take 'an odd spoonful' with hot tea. Try again.

I keep honey in the kitchen, in a secondary container. I don't even want to get it on a counter, let alone a carpet or a bed.

R257 Too many contradictions. I'm done with you and your fiction. -10/10

It's actually a full litre of honey, r256. Not half litre. Wish I had something more exciting to spill for you but that's all I've got.

By "honey" he means 'the pizza delivery man's unexpectedly huge load'

Who doesn't enjoy some bed honey? I keep a bottle by the bed and take a few swigs before and after I say my prayers. It's why I always have sweet dreams!

A liter of honey? I never in all my life.

I checked the honey jar. It's not a litre. It's 1 Kg. It's a pretty heavy jar.

A kilo of honey? I never in all my life.

Did you put on booty shorts and a tube top and lip sync this while you cleaned the rug?

I am making tuna and noodle casserole for dinner. Sunday night comfort food!

I’m in an Uber about to meet an ex for Sunday Funday beers. He mentioned going to the bathhouse after. Gotta live a little ya know.

Maybe someone in this thread can help me. I'm looking for a thread from a year or so ago where the OP asked for helping in identifying a piece of classical music. The only clue he offered was "it went...la la la." Eventually one of the other posters correctly identified the piece! It was a wonderful example of how intelligent some posters here really are.

This one?

Nope, R269, it's was definitely a bunch of "la la la's" all strung together.

It's time to trim my toenails! I'm thinking of getting a pedicure. Do guys get pedicures?

I had to do some work for a project due Wednesday night. I decided to blow it off in favor of getting stoned, watching South Park and laughing my ass off.

[quote]I'm going to Aldi's next week.....I hope the Lobster Mac is in

If they don't, the lobster ravioli from TJ's it pretty damned good for the money.

Since I heard lobsters described as the cockroaches of the sea I haven't been able to eat them.

R274 You have to try the Lobster Mac from Aldi. It's delicious. Sort of like lobster bisque and pasta. Yum.

R274 And catfish are bottom feeders. Doesn't stop me from loving fried catfish!

This one, R268?

I washed a sink full of dishes by hand rather than sticking them in the dishwasher.

I forgot how relaxing washing dishes can be.

Woman waters ‘perfect plant’ for 2 years before realizing it’s fake

I fear for the future.

R278 AND it's great for your nails and hands! Remember Madge from Palmolive commercials? Oh God. I'm so old.

That's it, R277, thank you!!

R268 And the piece you want is A Little Night Music by Mozart. He played it on a harpsichord, not a piano. You're welcome.

Huh, R282? I never said it was a piece for the piano.

R283 Sorry, I mis-spoke. But I still think you're looking for A Little Night Music...

No, R284, I was looking for the thread, not the song, lol.

R285 I thought R277 answered your request. That's all I've got.

[quote] I'm going to Aldi's next week.....I hope the Lobster Mac is in

if you start a thread to let others know it is in, please be sure to preface the subject with: FAT WHORES REJOICE!

Lobster Mac and Cheese sounds so decadent! Think I could come close with imitation crab and Kraft dinner? We don't have an Aldi near me.

R288 What a great idea! Aldi has the lobster mac a couple times of year, so maybe the Louis Kemp imitation and Kraft might make do. I think it's back at Aldi because of Lent.

R288 do not do imitation crab meat. Splurge a little and get lump crab meat!

R288 Sometimes straight crabmeat is a little too strong for me. That's why I like Louis Kemp -- it cuts the crabbiness with white fish.

The year 1990 is as far away as 2050.

My Father sees colors for the first time.

R292 YOU just blew my mind!

If crustaceans lived on land we’d call them bugs.

I found food grade mineral oil at Ralph's. It is by the laxatives.

As it should be.

wash your HANDS!

Cumin is an essential chili seasoning in our house. Maybe that’s what’s missing.

Hunny both shrimps and lobsters are cockaroaches. Both are bottom feeders. they eat garbage. They eat the feces and the dead at the bottom of the ocean. YOu go 'head and eat them. Go 'head.

R300 Catfish are also bottom feeders but there's nothing like fried catfish. Yum yum.

I may have laughed a little too much at this.

Kitty is sick again.😿

All the people that die from Corona will probably be Trump supporters since they're too dumb to stay away from his crowded hate rallies.

Wash your hands, y'all!

Today was a good day! CUNY finally made a decision about classes (I'm an employee and a student), I got my paper in on time, and got my paystub in the mail with how much of a pay bump I'll be getting tomorrow as a result of our new contract. Plus Harvey's pig faced rapist ass got a quarter century in the clink! I hope I remember how nice today was the next time I have a really shitty day, and that it all evens out in the end.

CUNT

[quote]Plus Harvey's pig faced rapist ass got a quarter century in the clink!

Really? That made such a difference in your day?

Eventually, a large asteroid or other celestial object will strike the Earth turning it into a mass of molten rock like the one it formed from.

R236 thanks for the tip, hon!

Husband is doing good job to fight Corona’s virus!

These quick-cooking grits were a mistake.

Lumpy and unsatisfactory.

Should have stuck with the old fashioned kind.

I got my Lobster Mac and Cheese at Aldi on Thursday and will probably cook them tomorrow.

Hannity with nightly guest Lindsey, fawn and giggle over Trump like two eight grade mean girls swoon over a teenage pop star.

^eighth

I made corned beef, cabbage, carrots and potatoes yesterday and had friends over for dinner. And I made a chocolate cream pie as well. We ate like it was the last meal we would ever eat!

That’s not certain, r309. But the earth will certainly be burnt to a crisp when the sun expands.

Treated myself to a McDonald’s hot mocha this morning. It was actually quite good!

I made some cornbread this morning. It’s too dry. I don’t know what I did wrong.

Here's a photo of a young Dwight Yoakam. I had such a crush on him.

My chickpea salad is holding up. I made it Thursday and it was excellent tonight.

I had some leftovers from a soul food restaurant I went to two days ago. I reheated some black eyed peas and collard greens. They were delicious!

I made fried chicken, had too many g&ts, and watched old rhony reunions on Hulu. I'm going out bloated but happy.

Pussy. Mine. Stink. Still.

How do you make your chicken R323? I’m too afraid to fry at home.

Study shows Caitlyn Jenner

I’m watching a show on the Navy SEALs on the history channel. Very interesting and lots of HOTTIES!

During WWII, American shipyards made cargo ships faster than the German U-boats could sink them. Played a key role in the Battle of the Atlantic.

If it's still on Netflix and you have the time, I highly recommend the series "Nazi Megaweapons." Has tons of facts like R328 just mentioned and is a load of fun.

And before I get yelled at, I know the war itself wasn't fun and the Nazis weren't fun, but this series is fun.

We had gay game night tonight. Cards against humanity and some other games. It was nice and relaxing. Best of all, none of us died of Coronaviris!

Which one in this workout video is cuter?

R325 - I use boneless skinless thighs. Season them with slap ya mama seasoning, paprika and cayenne. Let them sit in an egg and milk bath for two hours in the fridge. Then mix flour, cornstarch, more slap ya mama, paprika, onion powder, extra pepper, cayenne. Dredge the thighs until they are well coated. Fry in peanut oil in a cast iron skillet, 3-4 min per side.

I'm doing research to find a way to bind and confound Mitch McConnell and his evil plans with magic without the spell(s) rebounding on me.

Hunny, if you're anywhere near a Publix, stop by their bakery. They have an outstanding bakery for a supermarket, especially their layer cakes, muffins, and breakfast rolls. But the most amazing thing they make is cornbread. It is to die for. OMG. So get some cornbread from Publix and treat y'self.

On another subject, has anyone here been watching the EPIX mini series War of the Worlds with Gabriel Byrne? I watched the first three episodes for free this weekend and it was really good. But it was also very scary with the backdrop of this virus looming. The scenes with dead bodies littering the streets were very eerie. But if you like well done SciFi it's good. Although I have one lingering question : Why is Elizabeth McGovern still getting jobs?

A lot of us will be doing more cooking at home over the coming weeks. So check your supply of the basics, like salt & pepper and basic herbs and spices.

Last night, I discovered I was almost out of salt!

My cousin passed away last week and the funeral is on Tuesday.....I am a bit worried about being with a large group of random people since I had cancer surgery and chemotherapy/radiation a year ago.....should I go?

Yes I am in the older age range.....

Stay home, r336.

I baking chocolate chip cookies today (while I'm "working" from home).

R336, I'm being completely serious when I say that funeral homes offer a service to livestream a funeral. At least where I live.

I called and told them I wasn't coming......good idea R339 but since is the middle of the wilderness, I don't think they're doing that.....

I was never a fan of this show when it was on but I came across the Brady Bunch episode that made me

LOL a couple of times (the first couple minutes are the most painful to watch but it gets better).

I make an apple pie with pecans in it yesterday.

I made cashew butter cookies today. I didn't have any peanut butter.

R332 how high in the skillet should the oil be? And what temperature? Just put my stove top burner on high? Thank you.

We are going to a restaurant for dinner tonight. In Chicago, the bars and restaurants must close at 10 pm tonight for 2 weeks. "They" say it's only for 2 weeks, but I don't think this isn't going to disappear in 2 weeks. Even the Fat Orange One says so, and that's the first time I've ever agreed with him.

I don't have an oil thermometer so I just wait until it seems like it's been long enough and run my fingers under the faucet and spritz a few drops into the oil. If the oil goes wild you're good. That's how my mom taught me.

Yes, I know it's not the safest method but it's quick and easy.

There's a new Diana Ross album coming out !!! All is well !!!!

I have a terrarium full of sphagnum moss and bladderworts (a carnivorous plant) and I noticed a tiny sundew seedling (another carnivorous plant) sprouting, even though I never planted it.

The zero sugar vanilla Pepsi is very tasty

I bought Bally high tops in white leather at Christmas and stored them for Memorial Day and I feel like maybe the March weather justifies breaking them out of unofficial shoe inventory.

R98 The shipping containers are not a bad idea. I bought a used temperature controlled unit to store my antique car. I would be reluctant to store it in just a regular container, but this one is temperature and humidity controlled and was used to ship food. I have it next to the regular garage and the reefer unit runs off the garage electric. Seals nice and tight to keep critters out too.

I'm watching a Scandinavian murder mystery on Netflix. Anyone else seen it? Actually it takes place in Iceland. So it's an Icelandic murder mystery

I actually got a subscription to an Italian TV streaming service, and am loving every minute of it. I got to see the world premiere of a new Montalbano episode on RAI 1, and have been watching some game shows every day to improve my Italian. This streaming is pretty nice, you get 168 channels from Italy, as well as a plethora from other countries. A lot to keep me occupied..

my kitty is asleep in my lap resting her head on my arm. This calmness in the midst of all this madness I am grateful for!

R340. If they're not streaming the funeral you could ask a family member to narrate everything that's going on over the phone to you...but in a very hushed, somber tone, like in a golf tournament.

I'd fucking kill someone for doing that, r355. Or at least want to.

Deplorable can not stand the truth. They have to shut it down.

R356 A friend of mine's wife passed away about ten years ago, and most of her family lived in Europe. Her husband had the entire Mozart requiem for her funeral mass, complete with orchestra and choir. He had it video recorded and sent it to the relatives in Europe who were too ill to travel here for the funeral.

With narration by some cellphone moron, r358?

R4, I'd like to hear the rest!

Animals!

"Jeopardy!" Final questions and answers. But the answer is way below the question (question is below the clue, or whatever), so one has the opportunity to solve it without being immediately spoiled.

How much do we envy Arnold Schwarzenegger right now?

Who's a good boy or girl?!

Dog and his owl BFF.

Thanks R355 but I don't think I'll do that. Bless your heart.

Now that restaurants are closed, I'm cooking and having my elderly single friends over for dinner. I'm dusting off all the old Sunday dinner menus and recipes from my mother and grandmother, and friends bring desserts, salads and wines, while I do the main course and sides. I love to cook, and I have the largest kitchen and dining room compared to my friends, so I'm glad to host. It reminds me of what life was like when I was a child. Family dinners and my parents, grandparents and aunts and uncles sitting around the table and talking.

That's great R367! Really. But right now I'm in a evil mood. I don't want to read about some silver lining bullshit. I know there are people out here who are trying to figure out how many times they can masturbate in a 24 hour period. I know there are people out here doing drugs, or drinking themselves into a stupor, or getting stoned into oblivion. I know there are people going on line, acting like trolls just to shit stir.That's part of the quarantine too. There's evil doers among us. If I was a complete, rotten POS, I would be going on Facebook now harassing MAGAts. I'd be giving grief to Lindsey, Ted Cruz, Ivanka, and all the Republicans who are sequestered. Where the fuck is Mark Meadows? What about Rona Romney McDaniel? Let's give them shit.

Spoons are basically little bowls on a stick.

My kitty is better, but now she refuses to eat two of the three varieties of the cat food she had been enjoying. I just bought 3 cases of the stuff.

She may starve, then R370.

That'll teach her not to be so finicky!

She has lost some weight.

I won’t be paying for DL anymore because the ignore thread function doesn’t work.

Always wear a sports training bra to minimize jiggle and bounce.

Your kitty might be nauseated, if you can get her to the vet please do. Our last cat stopped eating his favorite food due to nausea and it was just from borderline diabetes, easy to treat.

When our cat stopped eating it was cancer...and then she died.

She eats one flavor. I just ordered two more cases of it, so No doubt she’ll soon spurn that.

She has been ill on and off. I suspect if she vomits after eating a food she then refuses it even though the food is not the cause.

She’s been to the vet. Full bloodwork and urine analysis were normal. She’s ok now.

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Because pet food is made from scraps of human food.

Rufus Featuring Chaka Khan

Around 00:55:00 mark of Irwin Chusid's March 18 2020 WFMU radio program, (stream and pop-up player have the archive), is a mashup of "Winnie-the-Pooh" and Sylvester: "You Make Me Feel like Pooh"

I am making my Aldi Lobster Mac and Cheese today. It is in the oven.

Here's a question. What's going to happen to the film and streaming of movies and TV series? Because a lot of them have been postponed. Production has been stopped interrupted by the virus. So they won't get released on time.

It's been rumored to be an open secret to those in the know in entertainment circles. That a several of male actors currently seen onscreen on the American soap opera Days of Our Lives have had sex with men and that one of them is deeply closeted,bearding and has fucked or perform oral on several male tv producers in a desperate attempt to try to expand their acting career beyond soaps.

The lobster mac & cheese was okay.....a bit dry.....but it was a good lunch and dinner and snack......

I avoid cheese like mad. I can eat mozzarella because it is more or less tasteless and keeps the pepperoni from falling from the pizza. I can eat the little bit of cheese that is on top of refried beans in Mexican restaurants but that is all. Cheese smells like dirty feet.

That anyone with an Only Fans or Just For Fans page needs to be shamed until they're driven off of the internet.

Where, exactly, do you think you're posting, r387?

Hopefully, somewhere no one is willing to pay 10/20 bucks a month to watch some sad meth whores badly filmed phone porn R388?

I've found a couple of cuties on Only Fans or the other one. There's a guy who looks a lot like Beto, with a very big dick and friends who like to come over and play with it. And some skinny, gingery guy in San Diego or thereabouts. It's not something you want to do obsessively, but given the state of contemporary porn, Only Fans has some interesting guys.

Their constant shilling for subscribers on Twitter is annoying as fuck though.

Captain Roddy is the camslut for the COVID-19 era

You'll be seeing porn with N95 masks until Christmas

I tried to cook bacon on my toaster oven. Damn near burned my house down.

I think I'm in love with the sexy man swimming in the pool in this Otezla commercial.

This morning at a busy intersection I saw a couple’s Collie circling back to make sure straggler pedestrians made it through the light.

[quote]I tried to cook bacon on my toaster oven. Damn near burned my house down.

Next time, try cooking it [italic]in[/italic] the toaster oven.

I lost my virginity to my father.

Trying to decide if the Kabomani Tapir is a full species....or not. A real quandary!

A few just don't like Senatralïna.

I "attended" mass this morning online. I don't like it at all. It isn't the same at all without the fellowhip.

Did you dress, R400?

JHC I am so confused I thought it was Monday and took the trash bin out to the street.....now all the neighbors know I'm senile.....if they didn't before.....

r401 To the nines, baby! Boxer briefs and a pink boa!

If I had superpowers I know for certain I'd be a villain.

I helped an old lady steal the last burgers in my community fridge by deliberately mishearing, arguing, and distracting an old resident who was fucked up, but built like a brick shithouse. He didn’t even beat me up.

Nicole Appleton from All Saints has named her baby girl Skipper. Like Barbie's sister. What the fuck

It's a bright, sunny day in Chicago. The snow that we got yesterday melted.

We are closing on the purchase of a new house tomorrow. The timing of this in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic is surreal. Had lots of sleepless nights in the past 3 weeks because of this.

Does anyone have any idea why the editor of the Daily Star has an obsessive fear and/or hatred of seagulls?

There are a lot of birds on my lake right now. Mergansers, Wood Ducks, Blue Heron and Canada Geese. The Heron and some of the geese will stay and the rest will migrate further north. A couple of Bald Eagles have been hanging out, may be nesting. I love my little slice of wildlife in New England.

Certain Demographics will be hit hard by the COVID virus due to cultural norms specific to their groups. This includes defiance to any directives given by persons perceived to be outside of their demographic group and mistrusting the message despite the medical facts. They will in turn blame for their outcome on that group who tried to help them in the first place. This will result in an explosion of infections at locations already marginal and underserved medically. This will be a drain on our resources and become a political hot button issue.

R34, *which* Paul?

I was listening to a Lea Salonga song called "Story of My Life" on Spotify, and I thought, "I like that, I wonder who did it originally." Then Google told me it was One Direction. This unsettles me.

I miss the "underwhelm me" threads. Would somebody start one, or we can use this.

Today I trimmed the bush outside my LR window. There were two errant branches that were thisclose to scraping the window. Used my kitchen scissors to trim them and then threw them on the ground. Enough manual labor for one day, whew.

My dog just pooped

I just watched a straight- MMMMMF Anal video on legalporno.com. The F took on 5 guys. Double anal, lots of sloppy oral and even a finish where the guys piss on her face and she drinks it! Best of all is 0% pussy fucking/sucking! The dudes ignore her pussy completely!!!