Does Beto O’Rourke only own one outfit?

And the same pit stains from 5 months ago. You would think he would have spent all his downtime in finding a better deodorant.

Beto is going to treat Joe and Jill to Waterburgers tonight. What the fuck are 💦 Waterburgers?

Or wear an undershirt.

R2, for you.

The pit stains mean he’s “working hard”!

OMG, it's great to see Beto again. What a handsome man.

I bet he has a thick 9 inch cock.

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I have a dozen identical blue oxford cloth shirts. And all my khakis are dark green. Remind me not to wear them around you cunts.

I don't care if the wears the same clothes everyday of the year, you know he's hung like a mule.

R4, that’s Whataburger. Beto was talking about Water Burgers. He kept yelling Water.

This guy is such an idiot.

[quote]I have a dozen identical blue oxford cloth shirts. And all my khakis are dark green. Remind me not to wear them around you cunts.

Why do you waste money buying dozens of the same outfits? It’s like that joke of a cartoon character picking out something to wear from their closet and it’s all the same outfit.

He’s got a tan suit at home OP.

My love for Beto has been revived. I love you BETO!!!

[quote]Why do you waste money buying dozens of the same outfits?

I know what I like to wear, and what I'm comfortable in. I have other clothing, but I like blue oxford cloth shirts. Pink ones, too.

[quote] Why do you waste money buying dozens of the same outfits? It’s like that joke of a cartoon character picking out something to wear from their closet and it’s all the same outfit.

[QUOTE] Why do you waste money buying dozens of the same outfits?

I’m not the guy you quoted but I also have multiples of the same basic outfit and I’d say it’s for the same reason Steve Jobs and Albert Einstein did it.

Steve "Khakis" Kornacki is his stylist.

Are you talking about me or Beto, r17? I would never wear pants in that color.

r7

Who’s seen Beto in the buff?

He knows he looks good. Why fix what ain't broken?

Our very own Aaron Schock

That's a psychotically cunty thing to say, r21.

[quote] I’m not the guy you quoted but I also have multiples of the same basic outfit and I’d say it’s for the same reason Steve Jobs and Albert Einstein did it.

[quote] “We waste so many precious moments concerning ourselves with frivolous details. An outfit will not change the world, it probably won’t even change your day.”

We’re supposed to believe that you have time to post here but no time to choose clothing. You’re making so many important decisions (like which thread to post to); you just don’t have the time for frivolous wardrobe decision making . . .

Yes, it once belonged to RFK.

Apparently "frivolous wardrobe decision making" is very important to r23. That's fine, queen. You do you.

he really looks like a supermodel stacked up against chuck e cheese

[quote] Apparently "frivolous wardrobe decision making" is very important to [R23]. That's fine, queen. You do you.

Apparently, you are a lazy slob and you believe that = genius.

It has nothing to do with "genius" (I didn't post the Einstein article). I just like what I like. Why are [italic]you[/italic] getting so bent out of shape about [italic]my[/italic] wardrobe.

All your co-workers probably think you own only one outfit.

He's actually wearing a suit here!

Oh, so you live to impress co-workers.

[quote] Is he like a cartoon character

Yes.

R30, he is still wearing the same outfit underneath. He just put on a jacket and tie on top of it.

[QUOTE] We’re supposed to believe that you have time to post here but no time to choose clothing. You’re making so many important decisions (like which thread to post to); you just don’t have the time for frivolous wardrobe decision making . . .

It’s not about how much time I have, R23; it’s about my freedom to choose where I will devote that time. I don’t care about clothing or fashion or any of that bullshit. So I choose to dedicate a minimal amount of time towards it. Do you understand where I’m coming from now?

No, everyone must think you’re cheap and you smell because you’re always wearing the same thing.

Love Beto but the pit stains have gotta go.

Okay r36 let's team up then. We should convince Beto to take off his shirt and give it to me.

R7, you should switch out those green “khakis” for actual khaki trousers. So should Beto. And you could change up the solid blue oxford shirts with some blue-and-white striped oxfords.

Light blue or blue-striped oxford shirt + khaki-colored khakis = sexiest “casual Friday” outfit in the universe. It is how all attractive men should dress when they’re not wearing a suit or a polo shirt and khakis or jeans (2nd sexiest outfit).

He was on Morning Joe today wearing the exact same outfit as yesterday. Did he have a bender and not even sleep?

That's his brand, OP. It's a better brand than that stupid uniform than Pete Buttigieg wore everyday during his campaign.

I love him.

In hindsight, we can see that Beto's people should have leaked shirtless pics. It couldn't have hurt and might have helped. I don't believe a dudebro like him doesn't have shirtless photos somewhere on somebody's social media.

I have looked and can't even find a picture with his shirt open more than one button. There seems to be some chest hair peeking through that tiny V (plus he looks like a guy who'd have a very hairy chest), but it would be nice to know for sure.

[quote] In hindsight, we can see that Beto's people should have leaked shirtless pics.

The campaign had too much dignity to put him in such a ludicrous position