Jackie Stallone

No, OP.

Not even die, apparently.

This crusty old corvah is still alive?

Hey, Jackie! Meghan Markle called. She wants her fedora back.

[quote]Is there anything she can’t do?

Hold her pee when she laughs.

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Her face looks like it was transplanted onto her skull.

BUT That crazy broad hanging from the rings and pulling her legs up? That’s insane. She’s in great shape.

I thought that was Gene Simmons!

I prefer Ivone Weldon, aka the fake Jackie.

It's me, Brackie.

She’s in incredible shape for someone nearing 100 years old.

I've had relatives live to 100. It's really something when they die just because you come to count of them being around forever. My experience is most people who live to a 100 are vital well into their 90s. Otherwise they would have kicked the bucked 20 years before.

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She used to make the funniest appearances on Howard Stern. I'm surprised she's still alive.

She clearly can’t pick a good plastic surgeon

I guess Jackie and Sly got the buy one, get one Mexico City face lifts. Maybe it was a Mother's Day special?

What's xer preferred pronoun?

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She should invest in an eyelash curler.

Yeah... Brackie

Her appearance on Celebrity Big Brother UK back in the early 2000s is legendary. She didn't even seem to understand she was on TV.

She died, someone should let her know.

She turned into Boy George.

R21 was that WW from you?

[quote]Her appearance on Celebrity Big Brother UK back in the early 2000s is legendary. She didn't even seem to understand she was on TV.

The best of Brackie ...

"Is Big Brother a computer?"

"They wanted entertainment, so I let 'em see my ass in the toilet."

"I'm just gonna go to bed for four days. Check my pulse to see if I'm alive once in a while."

"I'm gonna make some toast ... [walks over to the diary room] Brigitte, make me some toast."

"They need to give me an incentive to stay, like a TV in my room and Champagne."

"Big Brother can KISS MY ASS!"

To no one in particular after Germaine Greer quit: "I wonder if they'll replace her with a clown."

Sylvester Stallone is going to become the Olivia De H. of his generation, isn't he? Jackie is 98 and his father died at 91!