I had sex yesterday night

So you work for NASA? That's really all I got out of this....

R1 You should have done the pre-reading!

So he dropped a load in your ass. Let's be honest, hun.

Are NASA scientists particularly skilled at head? This is a new one.

Are they particularly aerodynamic at it?

You should have arranged the activity when you arranged the payment.

Yesterday night?

[quote]he went down on me with the skill of a NASA scientist

I heard it first on DL! OP, are you on leave for the COVID-19 and serious mental health condition?

You can't think of a mouthful of cum. You have to go with the passion of the moment and become a sticky gooey hot mess sharing your jizz in hot unbridled naked sex that makes you want to cry tears of joy.

So you and the 24 year old twink BOTH work at NASA? One is a scientist, one is an astronaut. Why don't you two go to that zero gravity room and make each other cum? Nobody has to swallow. Just be sure to clean the walls when you're done.

Yeah, not into backwash, and it’s risky.

Is "yesterday night" the same as "last night"? Or is there a difference? Could you be more specific please?

Oral only isn't really sex.

Oral is the BEST sex!

OP, I do hope you called your mom and shared this joyous news with her first.

It's called manners.

Girl - beggars can’t be choosers. You hit the mother lode - if it gets spit back in your mouth, suck it up and count your blessings.

R14 That's never been my experience

I want to hear more about the OP's references to NASA, and having an airlock blown in a space station. I will be sitting here in my astronaut diapers waiting for a reply. Please don't disappoint...

[quote]Oral only isn't really sex.

R13 ...do they teach you that in the priesthood?

Was his name Jet, OP? Jet Propulsion Laboratory?

[quote] my guess is 10" x 7"

If you had waited until all the party favors wore off you could have seen it was actually 6"x4".

10x7, yeah right. God you queens slay me sometimes.

The lady doth sound like a total idiot.

For a good visual of the dimensions of the dick that looks like an Amish shed.

[quote] Yeah, not into backwash, and it’s risky.

You youngsters need to learn the lingo. It's called "snowballing".

I stopped reading at "yesterday night"

R24 OMG!! I haven't heard SNOWBALLING in 20 years! God Bless You, fellow Elder...

I need an explanation of 10" x 7" . Is this length and girth? Girth and length? Which is which?

I'm not a stupid person but I am new to this DL language. Please clarify.

OP is mentally ill.

Giving a blow job is not rocket surgery - just go with the flow.

[quote] Is this length and girth? Girth and length? Which is which?

It's neither. It's a big fat lie or the OP's wishful thinking. But technically he's saying it was 10" long and 7" in circumference. The largest gay pornstars weren't and aren't even that big in reality.

R29 "Rocket surgery" I just went myself. Thank you, Alvin.

^^wet myself. I was laughing so hard I couldn't type.

My work here is done.

R33 Please, Alvin, don't leave this thread. Without you, we're left with a bunch of wild-haired Bernie lookalikes who know nothing about rocket surgery. Or blowing a hatch.

r25 would prefer we return to the language of his youth, "yestereve"

r21 and r30 seem jelly.

R36 Jelly? As in 'jealous'? Too hard to spell?

r37 =

You need to increase your fruit and vegetable intake, OP.

Drink pineapple juice, OP. You'll be craving your own cum in no time.

Did you still have to pay the "mixed twink" after all this folderol?

Only a house Frau would write this, they hate the taste or idea of a Man's cum in their mouth.

I'm a man, r43.

R39/r40: It's not that my cum tastes BAD or anything, just that it doesn't taste good to me, because it's mine. I eat a lot of crap so it should clearly be tasting like ambrosia. It doesn't really taste like anything to me - just kinda makes me nauseous.

You need to love yourself any way you can, OP/r44. Taste more of yourself and maybe you won't nauseate yourself, I say.

Nobody says yesterday night. Fail.

R46 a simple Google search reveals otherwise.

R47 Suck a big black dick and die, troll.

R48 you're an idiot (and apparently an unhinged one). Get some medication.

I do agree with the OP about the taste of my own cum. Although I like to watch it in porno, the taste of my own makes me feel a little sickly

OP is no rocket scientist.

You are holding a 10x7 dick and all you can talk about it your own cum? Send him my way please.

OP, what language was this originally written in before you ran it through Google translate?

“Yesterday night” is not a phrase in English. It’s “last night.”

Or yesterday evening

He obviously didn't care about your grammar. Just your gummer.

r54 it actually is a valid phrase, even though it is a bit awkward. Seriously - Google it. I did!

Googled it, fucker & NO it is never acceptable English. Calling you a stupid fucker is ALWAYS acceptable.

r57 You seem really angry. Were you dropped on your head as a child, and that's why your emotions have taken over?

If you read the link you posted, there's several stating that it's grammatically correct, albeit awkward.

You should go a little further than the first Google link, lazy, and actually research it rather than depending on your own obviously subpar intellect.

R58 You accuse others of what you are guilty of, cunt. You are clearly a troll with a very limited imagination if "yesterday night" is the only thing you can contribute. CUNT. Talking about 10X7 cocks is stupid as well. They almost certainly rarely exist, especially for a sad old cunt with a feeble imagination like you.

r59 I'm merely pointing out that your obsessiveness over that particular wordphrase is misplaced and incorrect, and therefore your entire philosophy of life and obvious extreme anger issues are wrong.

I'm not suggesting you should kill yourself, but if you hear someone coughing on the subway, you should walk towards them.

You should definitely kill yourself, NOT yesterday night but NOW.

I prefer "yestreen" or "yestereve", myself, r61.

R51 don't you mean rocket surgeon?

Why not rocket Lesbian, r63?

Rocket Scientologist

Cum tastes is do primarily to what you eat OP. If you eat a lot of vegetables it tastes bitter. If you drink a lot of sweet juices it can taste sweet.

10 x 7? At least make your story a little convincing.

What a darling story, OP. If you send your old nana a picture of that 10" x 7" cock, I'll gladly boot little Rhyan'nyn right out of the inner frame and install that instead. I think it's just the thing to liven up my family update letter this Christmas!

Remember to wash your hands, sweetie, and don't touch your face. That crown virus is bad news.

XOXOXO,

Nana

You are turned off by your own cumtaste because you’ve just shot and you’re no longer horny but ready to sleep.

Sorry you guys don't get to experience big cocks, but they are out there for those of us who attract them!

Erm, OP? We’re a church group.

Have you ever thought of writing m/m fiction OP? You really are that bad.

I'll be sure to post an update when he comes back. I've seen him twice now, but he's busy and out of town a lot so a month+ usually passes between our rendezvous.

Also he loves to kiss and now I'm concerned about coronavirus, so I'm kind of hoping that another month passes before I see him again. I have to admit the snowballing still turns my stomach a bit.

Next time I'm going to see if I can measure his cock next time to make sure it's not bigger than I thought! Your jealousy is so transparent. I might even take photos!

Is he at the international space station, r73?

Yesterday night = erev tonight

r73 it's not jealousy, we're laughing at you dear. Unless this man is a tree there is no way it is 7 inches wide.

How dull. And with a tag, yet.

R76 Oh, you poor thing. You obviously don't know about circumference being the appropriate measurement for penis width. You don't just use a ruler and go from side to side. I'm assuming you're a woman with an enormous vagina.

Oh hell I got to fuck a 21 year old a few days ago. It was hot. It was so cute he shot cum on my chest.

r78 I'm still not buying it but enjoy your fantasies

The words "hot" and "uncut" really don't belong in the same sentence.

R81, you mean outside Paul Walker's incinerating car crash, of course.

[quote]I had sex yesterday night With a hot 24 year old mixed twink who had a huge and thick hard uncut cock (my guess is 10" x 7").

They always are here OP, they always are.

Good evening, Whore. I too am not a cum fan, my own or otherwise. I like seeing it shoot but don't like the smell, taste or texture.