Datalounge International Convention

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We used to have Datalounge gatherings. Why not anymore? Is the Meetup page still up?

If you could bring the date forward, I think we might get some good deals on hotel rooms in parts of China.....

R2 - when and where were the gatherings? (I’m relatively new here.)

R3 - a Datalounge-themed face mask would be a cute collectible!!

OP, you should hold the convention on the island of Malta. Offer Pete tours. Show them where his father was raised. Tell them about the local culture. Offer a few cooking classes built on Maltese cuisine, if any. Maybe even get Pete there to sign autographs for $25 a pop.

The Petey Bois will flock to your convention and when it is all over, you will be rolling in dough.

I’m happy to hold a symposium, colloquium or other type of discussion.

R6 - Lol great idea! Actually, the registration fee is quite reasonable and gains you admission to the event and includes a catered “lunch box” lunch and cute Datalounge Convention T-shirt. Event fee is $199 if paid by June 1, and $245 after that. Hotel and transportation fees are additional of course.

Make the check out to you, R8?

Location: Palm Springs. Or Wilton Manors.

I am so there, I'm going for all the inevitable sex.

IT MAY SURPRISE U TO KNOW THE MEDIAN AGE OF DP USERS IS 34...….SO FUK OFF TURFACE

You need Tommy & Gio as MCs!

The Christmas Moose will make an appearance for a small honorarium. Travel and per diem extra. Contact the William Morris Agency of Beverly Hills. Ask about the peanut requirements for his trailer because he’s very fussy about that.

I am an internationally renowned expert on Grammar Nazism, and should be available for an extended lecture.

My fee is negotiable, starting from $10,000 per session.

Bring your notepads, and a copy of the Riot Act!

And our entree tonight will be butterfish.

Have you arranged the entertainment yet?

I hope you are serious! If so, I will be there.

Blobfish would like to lead a session to answer DL critics.

Is everyone in OP's photo FTM? Which one would you do?

Let’s go to Geneva!

DL INT CON SO WHITE!

oh wait, is that obvious?

Speak for yourself, R22.

For me? Latinos, South Asians and swarthy Mediterraneans of any kind should come to the head of the line!!!

Make sure there is a lecture on the use of "swarthy" which essentially means weather-beaten and darkened by the sun i.e. tanned.

A ticket for 4-hour flight from Wuhan to Incheon is only $60, cheap as shit. And there will be $20 all-you-can-eat dog meat buffet for DL fat hoes to chomp down. Yummy!!!!

Doggy day care provided by Joel’s next door neighbor — Mitzi will be receiving.

Miami. We can have cocktails on the lanai.

I have modest home that I would gladly open up for such a lively affair.

Can I lead a tasteful friends walking tour? This will consist of critical architectural assessments of the neighborhood and the offering of unsolicited advice.

You'd need a hotel wit a reinforced elevator and strong lobby furniture.

And enough electric power to run all the CPAPs.

THE BLACK SLIPPER will have its long awaited premiere!

A Datalounge Exclusive!

Uh, yeah, OP. Um, if I’m not there it’s because I got lost on the way. Mkay?

I think it's a wonderful idea.

All guests must be screened for the coronavirus before being allowed entry. It's only fair.

It won’t take place until the summer, anyway. Because DL looks so great in bathing suits.

Can we have a separate room for the Markle speakers? I just know those fuckers will monopolize the convention with about 300 different discussions on Harry and Megan. No one else will be allowed a word in edgewise.

Will the delicate, some say flowerlike, Miyoshi Umeki be in attendance?

Is the Mortimer Club available?

We can’t go there, r38.

We may have *looks around*

*whispers*

Jewish DLers.

Then where can DL's literary intelligentsia meet?

I wish I could tell ya, but I don’t know what intelligentsia means. Is that like the gloryhole room?

Face it, R41 is limited.

Get me in that intelligentsia room and I’ll show ya how limited I am.

Will there be a room for presenting hole?

Will BILL TAYLOR be signing photos?

A few of these would make great johns/ sugar daddies..

Are pansexual llamas welcome? Asking for a friend.

Maltese cuisine?? Most DLers will only eat delicious American drive-thru fast food.

If Bill Taylor ends up dead, it wasn’t me. But you can thank me.

[quote] A few of these would make great johns/ sugar daddies..

Surely you jest. Have you been reading this board lately? Unless your idea of sugar daddy is someone whose idea of taking you out for a fancy dinner is going to Arby's with a stash of coupons.

[quote] Are pansexual llamas welcome?

Only if it’s an emotional support llama.

Yeah, r50, like THAT’S a bad thing.

Pfft.

[quote]Will there be a room for presenting hole?

Yes Miss Lindzey, that too.

See me outside the convention centre for all your whacky souvenir slogan t-shirts!

The glamorous keynote speaker for the more affluent and sensible dataloungers.

'Mother' has a new, fresh, and amazing makeover.

Canceling Jane Sanders was the right thing to do.